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Big Ass Curves 2

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/22/14

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Big Ass Curves 2

Pulse Distribution/Team Skeet

Genre: Gonzo, Big Ass, Web-to-DVD

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Director: None Credited


Cast: Lizzie Tucker, Bruno, Jayden Rae, Callie Calypso, Carmen Caliente, Marina Angel

Length: 148:05 minutes

Dates of Production/Original Release: 11/4/2013, 12/9/2013, 12/2/2013, 2/26/2014, 2/17/2014

Extras: There was a photogallery, trailers, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Ass Curves 2 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the uncredited directors of Team Skeet to be released on DVD by Pulse Distribution as well as the company website. I have little experience with the company’s titles in terms of providing detailed reviews but the camera work was basic, the lighting fairly consistent, and the framing of the action as expected. The editing was often abrupt and noticeable but there was no consistent company watermark and the flesh tones were accurate. The aural components were equally basic with a 2.0 Dolby Digital offering at 192 Kbps, some vocals on the light side but most of the comments and moans easily understood.


Body of Review: Pulse Distribution handles a lot of works by smaller companies, one of them called “Team Skeet” that is primarily a website endeavor out of Florida. This latest title in for review is called Big Ass Curves 2, the five ladies performing here each possessing a ripe rump despite their youthful age. The men were not cr4edited anywhere though Bruno was the most common mope of the bunch, getting to nail ladies like cover gal Lizzie Tucker or 18 year old Carmen Caliente, my favorite lady of the day perhaps Callie Calypso given her hula hoop antics, or Jayden Rae for her anal antics (Marina Angel was cute too). Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Bunny With A Booty: Lizzie Tucker, Bruno: Lizzie was the slutty looking gal on the front cover, the gal sitting in Bruno’s lap as he mumbled comments and slapped her a little, her blue jean skirt riding up and her tank top showing nipple before she changed into a light blue satin bunny outfit. Bruno squeezed her juicy ass and toyed with her cheeks awhile, oiling her up before she slobbed his knob. She couldn’t throat him all the way but she pleasured him as best she could, using her hand to gland friction to make a difference before they started boning vaginally until he left his load on her ass cheek. The company website described the scene like this” Fuck! Bruno was in for the surprise of his fucking life this Halloween when his new chick was dressed up as a bunny with a booty! Can you believe this chick just turned 18 with all that ass? Bruno is one lucky ass dude and got to spread some icing all over those teen cakes.” 11/4/2013


Scene Two: Let’s Try Anal, Mister!: Jayden Rae, a bubbly blond 20 year old, was up next in a loose animal print crop top and some very tight stretch pants with action words on it, her ass filling out the pants really well. The tease started off slowly before she dropped her drawers and pulled her thong aside to play with her precious pucker and delicious labia, her hairy male partner stretching her apart as he explored her genetic gifts. He fingered her ass before she blew him, his turgid pecker driving into her pussy before her ass as he occasionally slapped her rump for good measure. She was a passive anal rider but he launched most of his seed onto her minor anal and vaginal gapes, saving some for her mouth to taste before the camera faded out. The company website described the scene like this” Jayden Rae has got one of the phattest asses in the big booty game right now. It’s definitely very ”boom” and ”wild” like her hot pants say. The best part about this girl is she’s only 18 and looks soooo fucking cute with a huge ass to boot. It’s definitely a rarity that we appreciate a lot. Don’t get it twisted though, this teen is up to do the dirty and let us put it in the butt for the whole team to watch.” 12/9/2013


Scene Three: Ass For Days: Callie Calypso, a short and lean gal starting to make waves for her heat and energy, was up next shaking her ass while caressing her body and using a hula hoop in the living room. The tease montage also included her working it with just a pink g-string on, her shapely ass a delight to watch as Bruno oiled her up. She gave good eye contact during the blowjob and seemed to appreciate him pounding her bald beaver while diddling her clitoris, impaling herself when she was on top though they ended with a modified spoon with him jerking off all over her sweet ass. The company website described the scene like this” The best way to describe Callie Calypso is her amazingly juicy phat ass that would drive anyone crazy. Callie is just one of those girls you see out on the street with a nice bubble butt that you’re just DYING to fuck. Luckily for you, the Skeet team got this little hottie to show us her hula hooping skills and then we busted that pussy wide open! This girl is fucking wild. The kind of girl you don’t take home to mom but you just fucking destroy her pussy every weekend and make her do some of the dirtiest shit you can imagine cuz she would be down. What a freak! Love this teen.” 12/2/2013


Scene Four: Puerto Rican Babe Gets Pounded: Carmen Caliente, a perky Latina with a thick ass, was up next shaking it on the couch and outside on the landing with a lot of passion before she was interviewed, the gal ending up with Bruno. She was one of the youngest ladies of the show and had a fine all natural body, an interview included as the camera spent time admiring her delicious ass. She bent over and Bruno gobbled her gash, tasting her ass before fingering her with the oiled up look applied before she blew him. He played with her ass some more and she actively rode him with her pussy, draining him soon enough of his semen that was tossed onto her face. The company website described the scene like this” Carmen Caliente has an amazing ass, it’s probably one of the most perfect ones I’ve seen in a while. This girl just turned 18 too! The true definition of TeenCurves and we’re glad to have her on. This girl got tore up by Bruno and gets a extra sick facial. Not too shabby for 18.” 2/26/2014


Scene Five: Dat Angelic Azz: Marina Angel, a lean gal with a good tan and a sexy ass, was up last with some uncredited moper, her tease on the floor in her sheer black panties leading her partner to give her some attention before she blew him. The hand assisted hummer was pretty basic, Marina sucking mostly on his head as her hand jerked his shaft off, some nut nuzzling leading to various positions of active vaginal riding, the guy unleashing his wad of ejaculate on her ass before the movie closed out. The company website described the scene like this” Wow marina is back and This time were putting her up on our big booty site TeenCurves! This cute babe came in some tight jeans practically glued to her big bubble butt and we knew it was gonna be an amazing shoot from there. This girls booty defies science since it’s so big and she’s so small!! Let us know what you think about this one members!” 2/17/2014 on Teen Curves

Summary: Big Ass Curves 2 by the directors of Team Skeet (as distributed by Pulse Distribution) struck me as having some potential given the youth performing, the males needing an upgrade and the technical values needing some polishing up, the minimal extras kind of weak though the ladies were all pretty solid for the ages in terms of heated performances so I rated it as a Rent It as most fans will probably do better to join the company website to see what they have rather than this mere handful of scenes. Callie Calypso had a great tease with her hula hoop action, Jayden Rae was a very good anal rider, and the others all had plenty going for them in terms on strokability and replay value so if you’re in the market for some youthful gals possessing juicy asses, Big Ass Curves 2 might be just what you’re looking for.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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