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Everybody Loves Alexis Texas

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/29/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Everybody Loves Alexis Texas

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Compilation, Alexis Texas

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Director: Varied By Scene

Cast: Alexis Texas, Mark Davis, Annabelle Lee, Holly Morgan, John Strong, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue, Pat Myne, Kagney Linn Karter, Scott Nails, Aiden Starr, Renae Cruz, Bianca Dagger, Mr. Pete, Roxy DeVille, uncredited male, Ben English

Length: 361:54 minutes (190:15 minutes & 171:39 minutes)

Date of Production: 2014 (compilation itself)

Extras: There was a pop shot compilation and a photogallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Everybody Loves Alexis Texas was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the varied directors of Zero Tolerance. In almost all cases, the lighting was good and that helped enhance the resolution and color accuracy in the scenes, the camera work typically quite good as well with a solid helping of POV footage to boot. The aural components were pretty tame as the production was released with a monaural soundtrack but I could almost always hear the voices of the performers, even when they whispered, if I paid close enough attention in the 14 scenes.

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance has been a leader in gonzo entertainment for years thanks to a stable of talented directors like Mike Quasar, Nate Liquor, Miles Long, and Mick Blue though I have not had as much access to their works of late to say this statement still holds true. One of their latest titles I decided could use a proper review is called Everybody Loves Alexis Texas, the curvy blond bombshell featured on the front cover. Alexis became, and remains, popular thanks in large part to the scores of ass fans out there, her ginormous ass always in demand. The compilation has 14 scenes from her pre-contract days and nothing new but with six hours of Alexis Texas footage, you really can’t complain about the double disc set if you’re looking for a decent company overview of her work for them. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Apple Bottomz 4: Alexis Texas, Mark Davis: Alexis Texas, the hot looking blond featured on the front cover, was first up and this was an excellent choice to begin the movie with in my opinion. Her fleshy backside and winning smile combined with her coy teasing to elevate the heat right out of the gate, resulting in her working with porn veteran Mark Davis. Her outfit to begin was a neon pink thong and matching top, her cheeks jiggling as the wind on the balcony rushed by. I would have preferred she continue teasing, especially outside, but she went in as requested, the couch the spot where Mark joined her to jam his face between those perfect mounds of flesh like most fans would like to have done. He went down on her feet and biscuit too; Alexis responding in pleasure, soon reciprocating with a no-hands hummer showing her growing skill with a meat pipe. They then screwed vaginally with her most active positions being those on top, some PTM used to polish him off and drain his balls dry of population pudding. They shared a fair amount of chemistry and energy though; making this as good a scene as I anticipated going into it. Whew!

Scene Two: Courtney’s Chain Gang: Alexis Texas, Annabelle Lee, Holly Morgan, John Strong, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue: Alexis Texas, the blond cutie seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she teased with her sweet ass while wearing only a thong and bra in the living room. She jumped up on the couch to masturbate with a neon green toy, her carpet not matching the drapes as she moaned out loud. There was taste testing and she was doing well but then came two female helpers in the form of Annabelle Lee and Holly Morgan, the ladies licking her and using some new toys to satiate her needs. I like gay for pay lesbo work and that was what this was as far as I could tell, the ladies enjoying the moment and all three of them some penetration, Annabelle even taking a toy in her ass. The rimming was common and while it was a performance more than a heated tryst between a trio of lovers, there was a lot of replay value on hand (pun intended) to appreciate. That was when the ladies left and studly John Strong came into the picture, his erection sticking out to the point where Alexis couldn't help but suck him off, the guy pounding her pussy soon afterward. There was taste testing and she rubbed her clitoris as he drilled her, the active vaginal ride leading to a mouthful of genetic juice for her to swallow. I thought that would be it but then Marco Banderas and Mick Blue took John's place, Alexis alternating orally between them with the caveat that she wanted more of the thrusting action between her legs. The screwing again showed her in one of her best scenes to date, the lady ending it with a double load of population pudding to her face before the camera faded away.

Scene Three: Curvies: Alexis Texas, Pat Myne: is a performer that needs no introduction. The world-class starlet has made a name for herself [and her ass] with her passionate sex, beautiful looks, and monstrous behind. This particular scene continues the ongoing pattern and opens with a tease and has Alexis applying baby oil across her curves. Unfortunately, Alexis’ tease is somewhat lacking and isn’t as entertaining as previous scenes. Nevertheless, Alexis movies indoors, where Pat Myne is patiently waiting. Pat goes to town on Alexis’ pussy and eats her box and gets lost in the trenches of Alexis’ ass. However, it’s Alexis who gives a phenomenal blowjob that almost has Pat finishing before even starting. As with any other Alexis Texas performance, the starlet gives it all she has and Pat has trouble keeping up. The two go through several positions, but Pat tends to always have to slow down. The chemistry between Alexis and Pat is present, but one can’t help but notice that Pat didn’t bring his A game. Nevertheless, the scene works and won’t leave Alexis Texas fans disappointed. (review by Alexander Ebert)

Scene Four: The Doll House 6: Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter, Scott Nails: Kagney Linn Karter, the adorable hotty featured on the right side of the cover, and sexy bubble butt blond Alexis Texas, seen to her left beside her on the cover, were up next as they tore into each other and then Scott Nails. The club-like setting was different but their cover outfits looked hot and their polished moves showed why each of them won some acclaim from Xcritic this week, the lesbian pairing too short for my tastes. Both ladies are top of the line hotties though and they immediately went for his cock to suck as they shared his rod enthusiastically. The messy hummer aside, they worked his balls and shaft with plenty of vigor though it was the penetrative sex they were seemingly clamoring for the most. Scott took turns poking them and the ladies enjoyed a lot of taste testing from each other, marking the scene as one of the best of the lot for more than just looks alone. The ending batch of splooge was launched at Alexis' face, the gals cum swapping to the close of the day.

Scene Five: Flying Solo: Alexis Texas: Alexis Texas, dressed in a skimpy but colorful bikini that rode her rump, was up next in a solo scene that began with some tease in the bathroom. She dropped her drawers and rubbed herself, retiring to the bed nearby where she deployed a cool looking glass toy into her neatly trimmed snatch, a stream of dirty talk provided by the blond booty babe.

Scene Six: Girlvana 4: Alexis Texas, Aiden Starr, Renae Cruz: Alexis Texas (bent over on the right hand side of the cover), Renae "J-Ho" Cruz, and Aiden Starr were up last as they moved from the shower area to the locker room in an attempt to get off. Alexis was the new gal, much like Aubrey was in the first disc, but she was more up to the challenge of her rivals as she embraced their slightly rough treatment. Aiden was in charge of the scene most of the time, tossing larger Alexis about as Renae honed in to get some action on the periphery, the kissing, spanking, and fingering all providing a major upgrade from the previous scene. Especially heated was the face sitting by Alexis on Aiden but all the rimming added stroke value for me and each contributed to the fun that was displayed. This scene also had a number of uncredited ladies in the background, a few missed opportunities but a few of them thinking it was okay to look straight at the camera too. In all, it was a seriously warm way to end the movie and each of the gals earned some stroke value as far as I was concerned.

Scene Seven: Goo 4 Two #6: Alexis Texas, Bianca Dagger, John Strong: Bianca Dagger started this scene off shaking her juicy little rump in some tiny black booty shorts in the house, the red walls and limited lighting making the picture a bit saturated. Alexis Texas then came in with a considerably larger ass to follow suit beside her friend, some lesbian pawing leading to John Strong walking over to stuff his head in some ass and go to town. The ladies then double teamed him by slobbing his knob, the vaginal riding positions limited in number and how active the ladies were, some intermittent oral included before the ladies took his nut in their mouths and cum swapped it to completion.

Scene Eight: Internal Cumbustion 12: Alexis Texas, Mr. Pete: Alexis Texas, all glammed up and wearing a sexy light blue outfit, was up next with Mr. Pete, the gal distracting the director by shaking her amazingly yummy ass as she bent over the pool table. She stripped her top off and sat on Pete’s lucky face as he gobbled her gash and rimmed her, Alexis slobbing his knob before they started vaginally banging on the couch. She was not always an active rider here but she looked good, Pete eventually losing his load into her very puffy pussy for it to leak out and down her ass crack.

Scene Nine: Meet The Fuckers 8: Alexis Texas, John Strong: Alexis Texas, a fleshy blond covered in neon pink mesh and black fishnet stockings, was up next as she walked over to the couch where studly John Strong was waiting for her, eschewing the tease to get right in on the action with him. He knelt between her legs to jerk off and go down on her, servicing the cute Texan babe as she saw fit. He fucked her vaginally and she responded well, moving to blow his juice coated cock before she really turned up the heat by bouncing that fleshy ass on his cock. Alexis did not do anal here but she really did not have to considering how actively she rode the penis, some dirty talk adding to the fun of her outfit to make this another ball draining bit of work. The ending stream of semen landed on her sweet ass and given the strength of her work here, I really found it a heated bit of boning. Yes!

Scene Ten: Pussy Cats 3: Alexis Texas, Roxy DeVille: Alexis Texas, the curvy blond on the lower part of the front cover and foxy brunette Roxy DeVille were up next as Courtney introduced them to one another. There was some smoking by the director at the beginning as she described Alexis, focusing on the Texan's "insane ass" before they ended up inside on the bed together. Alexis gave her booty shake over Roxy's head, the couple kissing heatedly before they spent time on titties, moving south to savor the ass and cookie of each other. They were all over each other too, making it a lot of fun to watch, some foot play for the fetish fans before they snuggled onto the bed for keeps.

Scene Eleven: Sexaholics: Alexis Texas, John Strong: Alexis Texas, wearing a tight red dress on her ginormous ass, was up next in a rehab situation where her oil fetish came into play as she dealt with hungry John Strong. He came from the gym and expected her to feed him, her oiled up body distracting him when he came out of the shower. She got naked in the kitchen and her heart shaped ass with oil on it soon had John drooling, his hands working her voluminous ass cheeks before they went down on each other. That led to some modestly active vaginal positions, John doing most of the work before depositing him sperm on her wonderful ass.

Scene Twelve: Wet Dreams Cum True 6: Alexis Texas, John Strong: Alexis Texas, a bleach blond Texan with a great big ass that I love, was up last with the studly John Strong, her theme of the day being that of a cheerleader. Shaking her pom poms and ass like there was no tomorrow, her tease alone was special in terms of elevating the heat, the limits of their personal chemistry together kind of lowering the heat during the vaginal hammering but not enough to keep it from being most stroke worthy. The tease by the pool was well done even it was an overcast day, that fleshy rump of hers suitable for any gonzo on the market at this time in my opinion. They moved to the large leather ottoman for John to go down on her, shoving his face in her ass at her request (like all of us would do if allowed to). He porked her doggy style before feeding her that cock of his, throatfucking the babe at her request in a passionate manner. Alexis tried her best to keep up too, both of them sweating up a storm as they went at each other. She was as active as I've seen her lately and the wad of semen went to her mouth for swallowing, though I would have loved more tease footage.

Scene Thirteen: Whack Jobs 2: Alexis Texas, uncredited male: dressed up in black & blue bikini undies, was up next as director Courtney Cummz shot some footage of the bubble butted babe in a living room setting. The strip tease led to Alexis oiling up before giving an uncredited moper a hand job to completion, no oral or penetrative fucking included.

Scene Fourteen: Who’s Your Daddy 11: Alexis Texas, Ben English: Alexis Texas, wearing red sweat pants and a black top, was up last as she was put through the paces by director Mike Quasar, the gal admitting that she was afraid of anal at the time it was shot. This was shot back when the company frowned on all sorts of things, having “zero tolerance” for tattoos, suitcase pimps, and various other porn standards (before they caved in over time). She was paired up with stately Ben English, the gal in a sexy pink bikini as she gave him a lap dance, Ben feeling her up before she blew him at length. This led to various vaginal penetration positions where she called him “daddy” as he tapped into her slick slit, the active riding of her bald beaver leading to a very sizable wad of semen tossed off to her open mouth and face.

Summary: Everybody Loves Alexis Texas by the various director’s of Zero Tolerance fell short of their best compilations for me because a fair number of the scenes relied too heavily on Alexis’ outward appearance rather than select scenes showing her at her best so I rated it as Recommended for the general audience and a “must have” for those into her that do not have the original source material. In short then, Everybody Loves Alexis Texas should appeal to those who think everything is bigger (and better) in Texas as much as big booty fans, Alexis certainly possessing a ripe rump if you catch my drift.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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