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Anal Cougars

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Trey Sekkies » Review Date: 4/29/14

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre:  Gonzo, Anal

Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Kayla Green, Monika Wipper, Cathy, Hajni, Thomas Stone, Christoph Clark, Carlos, Choky Ice

Length: 2 hours, 32 minutes

Date of Production: 2014 (released April 15)

Extras: Cumshot recap, photo gallery, trailers and Web site info.

Audio/Video Quality: The audio is sometimes hard to understand and has echo to it. The video is OK. There is an Evil Angel watermark on the lower right corner.

Condoms: No

Synopsis: Christoph Clark has been making movies forever it seems. Mostly focusing on European talent, Frenchman Clark has been under the Evil Angel umbrella since the late 90s. Many of you may be familiar with his popular and awesome Angel Perverse series. With Anal Cougars, Clark gives us four cougars who like it in the ass. It states on the DVD cover, “In Anal Cougars, veteran French pornographer Christoph Clark presents four Continental MILFs in seven scenes; three of the ladies do audition sessions with the director and then anal performances with Euro-studs. Anal Cougars, hear them roar.”

Scene 1: Kayla Green, Thomas Stone

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First up is Kayla Green. Kayla is a tattooed blond from Russia. She is too young to be a cougar or MILF. She has a nice body with wonderful skin and awesome blue eyes. Kayla does a cute reverse interview with Thomas on a couch before the couple starts kissing and groping. Kayla delivers a half-hearted blowjob, which is more of a handjob. Some of it is in a 69 and she grinds hornily on his face. They fuck for a while vaginally in cowgirl and reverse CG. Thomas preps her back door with his tongue and fingers. He fucks her ass in a variety of positions, including doggie, spoon and RCG. Kayla shows good energy and the pair are passionate and active. There is a decent gape, but shown only briefly. I like that stuff and wish there had been more. Kayla takes his icing on her face and rubs it into her tits to cap an above average scene.

Scene rating: 3.0 out of 5

Scene 2: Monika Wipper, Christoph Clark, Carlos

Monika Wipper is a true cougar/MILF. There is no data on her IAFD page, but I’d guess she is close to 50. She still looks good for her age with nice, tig ol’ bitties. The first part of her scene is with Christoph and he shoots it POV. She gives a quick blowjob and titty bang before playing with herself. Christoph cums on her mammaries. Now that she’s passed the ‘audition’ she is ready for Carlos. After a tease and some masturbation, she spies Carlos and gives him a hummer. She’s not bad, and gets it deep. Carlos bones her clam in reverse cowgirl and spoon. While in spoon, they go all anal on us. She takes the cock medicine rectally in spoon, doggie and mish. She shows a very nice gape in both her ass and baby cave…hot. She also proves that she is quite limber. They finish in RCG and Carlos puts his silly string jizz on her chin and mouth.

Scene rating: 2.5/5

Scene 3: Cathy, Christoph Clark, Thomas Stone

Cathy, who also goes by Cat, is a dyed blond MILF-y chick with a slender body, enhanced hard C tits, and sexy blue eyes. Again, the first part is with Christoph. He fondles and fingers her while Cathy plays with his cock and sucks it a little. We then cut abruptly to Cathy on the couch with Thomas Stone standing near her. They kiss and grope. She has on some sexy black fuck me boots. She delivers a pretty nice hummer, taking Thomas balls deep down her throat. Thomas returns the favor with some oral work of his own. She over does it with her sex face…squinting eyes; too much ‘shwooh’ lips…it looks forced. They fuck vaginally in spoon and reverse cowgirl. After gobbling some more man-meat, Cathy is ready for anal and they go through RCG, spoon, and doggie before she takes a facial to wrap up a meh scene.

Scene rating: 2/5

Scene 4: Hajni, Christoph Clark, Choky Ice

Hajni is a brunette with a nice smile and long legs. She also has a hairy bush. Boo. The scene starts with Hajni and Christoph messing around on the couch. She is a good cocksucker. Yay. She makes Christoph come on her chest. The next part is on a bed with Choky, and Hajni looks a little better with makeup, but she is just not the porn type. I hate to be judgmental, but hey, that’s what I’m here for, right? She does give a mean blowjob though. After the BJ, they fuck in spoon, RCG, and doggie. Choky gives her ass a nice finger fuck before they do anal in doggie and RCG. Choky drops a load on her tongue and chin.

Scene rating: 2/5

Final Thoughts: Well, that happened. The cast was average at best. The sex was average at best. The video and audio were below average at best. Unless you are really into one of these girls, I recommend you Skip It. There is nothing great to say about Anal Cougars, and maybe a handful of good things if I tried really, really hard. Kayla Green is hot. She's probably a handful.

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