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Mothers That Please

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/30/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Mothers That Please

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Compilation, MILF

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Director: Varied By Scene

Cast: Raylene, Mr. Pete, Carolyn Reese, Chris Strokes, Nicki Hunter, Dane Cross, Payton Leigh, James Deen, Cece Stone, Sienna West, Inari Vachs, Mick Blue, Bridgette Lee, Alana Evans, Michelle Lay, Rocco Reed, Diamond Foxxx, Devon Lee, Mark Wood, Debi Diamond, Chris Johnson, Lisa Ann, Mikey Butders

Length: 349:18 minutes (175:46 minutes & 173:32 minutes)

Date of Production: 2014 (compilation itself)

Extras: There was a pop shot compilation and a photogallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Mothers That Please was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the varied directors of Zero Tolerance. In almost all cases, the lighting was good and that helped enhance the resolution and color accuracy in the scenes, the camera work typically quite good as well with a little bit of POV footage to boot. The aural components were pretty tame as the production was released with a monaural soundtrack but I could almost always hear the voices of the performers, even when they whispered, if I paid close enough attention to the vocals in the scenes.

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance has been a leader in gonzo entertainment for years thanks to a stable of talented directors like Mike Quasar, Nate Liquor, Miles Long, and Mick Blue. One of their latest titles I decided could use a proper review is called Mothers That Please, the MILF phenomenon growing over recent years to become one of the most popular marketing niches. The double disc set had ladies such as Lisa Ann, Inari Vachs, Raylene, and many more to appreciate, the flick found in bargain bins everywhere from what I’ve been told since it came out earlier this year. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Don’t Tell My Husband: Raylene, Mr. Pete: Raylene, the sexual dynamo featured on the front cover, was up first with Mr. Pete, the guy insistent on getting some action from her when her husband was asleep. They kissed and went down on each other on the brown couch, her knob slobbing decidedly better than his gash gobbling in terms of heat and duration. That led to a variety of vaginal penetration positions, Raylene doing some taste testing along the way between positions and eventually even actively riding his pecker. The ending nut of ball batter was tossed off onto her face as she knelt before him, most of it allowed to fall onto the floor. The company website described the scene like this: “Latin MILF Raylene needs her pussy satisfied, and her husband has not been up to the task for a long time. This naughty housewife calls over the big dick neighbor so that she can ride that cock to her heart's content. She gets a wicked smile on her face as she thinks of his seed covering her face.”

Scene Two: Modern MILFs: Carolyn Reese, Chris Strokes: Carolyn is a good looking babe with big tits and a nice body. In this scene we find her putting on a red teddy. Her big tits barely fit in. She gives a fairly tame non-nude tease. Next the dude shows up. He gets her panties off and sticks his dick inside of her. He fucks her. The remaining clothing comes off and she sucks his cock (short). Her tits are also oiled for titty fucking. As the scene continues they fuck more. There is also some additional oil put on her ass. The scene ends with the pop shot on her chest. Overall I thought this scene had some enjoyable moments. I liked the inclusion of oil, but still found Carolyn's performance to be generic. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Three: MILFs Makin’ Money: Nicki Hunter, Dane Cross: Nicki Hunter and Dane Cross are in an amusing scene where the geek hooks up with a hot cougar. His funny and somewhat out of control titty sucking and mouth fucking actions along with Nicki's entertaining vocal comments make this scene fun to watch. Her oral antics are cool. Then, Dane fucks her from behind and the camera shots are hot. The pace still feels quick, but it's not as quick as in the previous parts of this scene. The energy level picks up during the missionary moments and Nikki looks great on her back with her legs up in the air on the couch and then, on the floor. Her heavy breathing and vocal comments continue to be turn-ons. Finally, Dane pulls out and cums on her pussy. (review by Apache George)

Scene Four: Mother Load 2: Payton Leigh, James Deen: Payton is a long-haired blonde with a vibrant, bubbly personality. Payton hears a knock at the door and finds a young stud looking for action. Now on a couch, joined by her partner, Payton bend over and starts to polish his knob. She really attacked his meat stick like she hadn't been fed in days. Payton gets violated in all the typical positions. The camerawork was really excellent with plenty of close-ups of penetration. Payton's hard work is rewarded with a large dose of man chowder getting dumped on her face. (review by Peter Rockwell)

Scene Five: Is Your Mother Home? 1: Cece Stone, Dane Cross: Cece Stone, an attractive gal portraying a MILF, was up next as she came to the door of Dane Cross, wanting to talk to his mother though she wasn’t there. He invited her in to wait and she sat in a big chair, her bag containing a vibrator from the Evolved Novelties line that she began using when he left the room. She licked it to lube and started warming up with it, Dane freaking out when he came back to find the hotty doing herself. She invited him to help her finish as she pulled off her skirt, her awesome ass looking great and her pussy looking clean as she pulled her panties to the side. They kissed and he clumsily turned the speed up while inserting it, slowing it down as she asked to excite her more. Cece then wrapped her lips around his cock to blow him and he reciprocated by munching her rug, only a tiny patch of pubic hair well about her slick slit left from her grooming. He vaginally banged away at her from there, her labia tight enough to milk him of his semen as she bounced on his lap (Dane swatting her ass a few times). She then knelt because she wanted to taste it, Dane rubbing it out onto her face.

Scene Six: Golden Globes Big Titty MILFs 3: Sienna West, Mr. Pete: Sienna West, the large breasted brunette kneeling on the lower right side of the front cover, was up next as she displayed her lingerie covered body in the living room for Mr. Pete. Pete liked what he saw and was soon fingering her and otherwise warming her up, Sienna’s passionate blowjob making her quite wet for the forthcoming vaginal penetration positions. They were active riders and she liked to diddle herself silly as he drilled her balls deep, her eye contact elevating the quality of the scene for me as much as their attempts to show a deeper connection between them. Pete did get rough with her a bit but she thoroughly enjoyed it, some taste testing leading to him beating off a round of spunk to her face.

Scene Seven: Official To Catch A Predator Parody 2: Inari Vachs, Mick Blue: When cheating wife Inari Vachs arrives at Mick Blue's residence, she spends some time in the kitchen before Anthony Rosano confronts her on her broken marriage vows. Since she has already been busted on national television, she decides to have some fun with her stud anyway. Moments later, the beautiful woman and Mick kiss on the bed. Their chemistry and behavior toward each other feels personal and romantic despite the conflicting storyline. Even Inari's wet and sticky oral massage has an adoring affection towards the man. Their performance easily builds up steam. Mick's oral and screwing deliveries also give off a sense of intimate passion between the two performers. In the meantime, I love listening to Inari's cute moans. Of course, her gorgeous body is an automatic turn-on. Their various sexual positions such as the doggie and cowgirl moments are heated. Mick does a fine job with his consistent rapid screwing delivery and Inari applies solid effort and stamina. Nevertheless, there is still a sense of intimacy that the viewer takes away from their sexual performance. Then, he cums on her luscious mouth. (review by Apache George)

Scene Eight: Mother Load 3: Bridgette Lee, Mr. Pete: Bridgette Lee, an attractive blond with a big smile, was up next as she woke sleepyhead Mr. Pete. He had been drunk off his ass from the party the night before, his coming on to her striking a chord as she finally claimed her prize, grabbing his pecker in his pants to stimulate him a little. She removed his attire to slob his knob, throating him with ease as she bent over him on the expansive bed. She then mounted his cock and actively rode him, his fingers probing her asshole but not going too far since she was impaling herself so hard on him. This continued until he lost his load of semen into her mouth, the gal savoring it while giving him some post coital head.

Scene Nine: You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming: Alana Evans, James Deen: Alana Evans, a lean blond with pretty eyes and a stunning ass, was up next as she teased outside before walking into the house to be briefly interviewed by Mike Quasar, the “party mom” all smiles and giggles as she was paired up with James Deen. He groped her as much as she felt him up, his pants coming off so she could throat his cock with ease, James boning her vaginally until he tossed out his sperm all over her open mouth and face for swallowing.

Scene Ten: Say Hi To Your Mother For Me: Michelle Lay, Rocco Reed: Michelle Lay is hot for her gardener and puts on a sexy top and bottom and lures the dude into her living room where she seduces him with ease. Michelle is not pretty in the beautiful woman have sex on film way but a little more worn and torn with a lot of miles on her face. Her body is good but the great picture and crispness of detail reveals her mileage. She goes after the guy well, sucking his dick deeply and it is hot to watch. They fuck aggressively in a lot of positions and he pops on her tummy in the finale. (review by Marine Hardcore)

Scene Eleven: Mother Load 6: Diamond Foxxx, Mr. Pete: Diamond Foxxx, a thicker 37 year old blond, was up next in a maroon dress as she teased on the back covered porch of the house to slowly strip. Diamond possessed large breasts and an ample sized booty, teasing until she found her way on the couch with Mr. Pete. He loved her tits and kissed her a bunch, stuffing his face into her ass before she blew him to erection. The dedicated oralist then rode him actively with her bald beaver, pumping her ass for all it was worth in the vaginal tryst. She also deployed dirty talk to accelerate his deposit of ejaculate going into her mouth, Diamond licking his balls clean to close it out.

Scene Twelve: Golden Globes Big Titty MILFs 1: Devon Lee, Mark Wood: Devon Lee, the gal in the middle of the pack on the front cover, stripping out of her generic black bra and panties ever so slowly to the music before some vocal time playing with herself was shown. She ended up with Mark Wood so there was no cougar dynamic going on, her talented mouth sucking the life right out of his cock and her breasts rubbing some pre-cum from his head. She was an active vaginal ride but the camerawork was not up to snuff, even the resolution weaker than expected. With some intermittent oral between positions, the mechanical bout of boning resulted in her getting off the couch to kneel before him, Mark jerking off a modest load of population pudding.

Scene Thirteen: Mother Load 5: Debi Diamond, Chris Johnson: Debi Diamond, a thick gal with blond highlights, was up next with Chris Johnson, the gal overhearing his conversation about gang bangs before taking him to the back room. She tore off his clothing and started throating him with relative ease, enjoying every moment his cock was in her mouth or being jerked off by her hand. She bent over for him to pound vaginally, pushing backwards to meet his thrusts as her boobs shook hard, her big ass bouncing around too. There was more oral by both of them and more active riding too, Debi kneeling down for him to feed her his spew, the scene cutting out right after.

Scene Fourteen: You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming 2: Lisa Ann, Mikey Butders: Lisa Ann, perhaps the most recognized MILF around these days, was up last to seal the deal with a squeal in doing Mikey Butders. Quasar interviewed her as the “poor pathetic cameraman” shot a steady image of her juicy ass, their small talk about Democratic presidential primary politics (Hillary or Barack) serving to delay him having to leave the image of her ass before he showed her tits and face. Mikey came in for them to kiss and while he was dressed, she only wore her bikini undies, the guy stuffing his face in her ass to orally pleasure her, some gash gobbling leading to him banging her in a standing doggy. The vaginal tryst with her blowing him and then mounting his cock actively in additional positions, both giving more head and fucking some more before he blasted her open mouth with his seed

Summary: Mothers That Please by the various director’s of Zero Tolerance did seem to edit a few of them, the chemistry the MILF ladies had for their partners varied a bunch at times but was still evident in plenty of the scenes, the technical qualities typically pretty solid, and the level of fuck for the buck enough to merit a minimum rating of Recommended. If you enjoy older, more experienced ladies than you will find many of those the industry holds in highest regard on the two discs, some mediocre scenes creeping through but a nice selection all the same. In short then, Mothers That Please took some of the company’s best MILF scenes and put it together for a decent double disc compilation that fans of hardcore gonzo can appreciate so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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