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Wet Food 5

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 5/10/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Category: Blowbang



Featuring: Krissie Dee/Karmen Karma/Cameron Canada/Samantha Bentley/Ariana Marie


Marco Banderas/Billy Glide/D Snoop/Ryan Mclane/Ike Diezel/Chad White/Rob Piper/Jessy Jones/Keni Styles/Daniel Hunter/Michael Vegas/John Strong/Tony Martinez/Alan Stafford

Director: Jonni Darkko

Extras: Trailers/Web

Release Date: 4/23/2014

Runtime: 3 Hrs 9 Mins

Click on the play button above to view the trailer for Jonni Darkko's 'Wet Food 5'!



*Scene 1:

Krissie Dee

The premiere scene in Jonni Darkko's fifth installment of the Wet Food series begins as we see Krissie Dee in a short but solid tease session, moving into action after she sensually sucks on her popsicle dildo. The scene features Krissie in a supercharged battle with 5 cocks, gradually picking up steam as our featured star gives some hard deepthroats and jams every dick on set into her throat thoroughly to keep all parties satisfied. Intensity picks up nicely as the scene continues onward, with Krissie fully living up to her 'Hold Nothing Back' chest-piece and challenging herself awesomely much to the viewers benefit. Some unexpected sex takes place as well, beginning at midway point and lasting through much of the scene as Krissie's 5 stunt cocks take turns burrowing her hole incessantly while she shoves any cock that's near her face down her throat ferociously. This scene is an overall blockbuster in terms of intensity, having most of what makes a blowbang scene great - Ruined makeup, heavy deepthroats, sloppy dicksucking, and even some hard fucking thrown into the mix for good merit. The finale facial could have perhaps been a little better if the cumshots had been a little stronger, but that's just me being a stickler, the majority of this first segment is solid and ends well with Krissie gulping down a respective amount of man batter from her glass of jizz in the closing moments. Good stuff. 
*Scene 2:
Karmen Karma
The beautiful tattooed goddess Karmen Karma encapsulates our view for the next scene, dressed perfectly in a sheer bodysuit as she gives an effortlessly perfect tease to open it up. Darkko gets some great close ups of Karmen in the opening moments as she gives some playfully filthy dirty talk into the camera making the viewers putty in her hands before the action sets in. Karmen takes on 6 cocks in this scene, with the blowbang fun getting underway early as Ms Karma slops up her schlongs like the true professional that she's proven herself to be. The guys take turns pounding her face throughout the scene, while others jam their fingers into her hole drawing quite a reaction from her, giving an added effect that makes the scene even better than it already is. Energy never waivers from Karmen throughout the scenes 45+ minute runtime, featuring some cock-spit flying into the camera lens at various times, as well as some double-dick jousting into Karmen's cake-hole to keep the kink effect strong as things progress. Face slapping, mouth pounding, dick throating, you name it, this scene's got it. Things come to their bitter end with our featured star taking a magnificent amount of dick juice to the face, before scraping it off with her fingers and swallowing up the goods to show her appreciation. A perfect ending to a near perfect scene in my opinion. Karmen Karma's love for cock is showcased so well here, and her performances continue to please the pervs such as myself in such a way that we can only hope that she gets the recognition she deserves come award time. She's on the short list of consistently solid performers and this scene is a testament to that. 

*Scene 3:

Cameron Canada 

Cameron Canada is next up, kicking off the third scene as she's dressed gorgeously in a pink skirt with no panties, conveniently wearing a pearl necklace for some added subliminal effect. The scene begins with Cameron giving some dirty talk to the home viewers while jamming her fingers into her hole, before walking to a staircase where her porn cocks eagerly await her arrival. This scene is another 6 on 1 effort, beginning as Cameron's stunt cocks line the staircase and she rifles through each of them individually before they surround her for the blowbang festivities. The slop factor is off the fucking charts throughout this scene; There's an unavoidable energy from Cameron that is simply impossible to take your eyes off of. Her eye contact with her co-stars translates really well in terms of chemistry, and her "never say die" attitude is one you just don't see enough of from today's porn girls. This scene easily features the hardest deepthroats and cock chokes showcased in the film thus far, with Cameron even drawing some projectile clear liquid from the depths of her throat that is certain to please some of the more hardcore connoisseurs, especially when she goes directly back to sucking after it happens. The scene progresses perfectly, with each and every moment being a must-see for fans of the genre, ending after Cameron's already wrecked face gets pummeled with cream and she plays with her reward in the final moments. This is a great blowbang scene if I've ever seen one, Cameron is a personal favorite but more importantly an extremely consistent performer. Good stuff.
*Scene 4:
 Samantha Bentley
UK superstar Samantha Bentley gives another solid tease to get things going in the fourth scene, looking fantastic as usual as she strips out of neglige number in prelude to her faceoff with 5 cocks. Things kick off well, falling in pretty uniform to the rest of the film with Samantha getting a truckload of cock and getting pretty messy throughout the course of this 35 minute cocksucking frenzy. There's some great interaction from Samantha throughout the scene , with an exuberant amount of dick-throating taking place and a fantastic energy from our featured star to top it off. Sloppiness is again not neglected in any way, shape or form, with Samantha slobbering over her porn cocks while looking up at her co-stars with a doe-eyed look that is certain to have you masturbating like an absolute lunatic. Some cock drooling onto the camera lens takes place in the latter stages of the scene, with some individual facefucks being the preface to the finale semen slathering to cap it off. There's a couple of decent loads in the closing moments, with the second to last probably being among the most memorable in terms of distance and length. The scene ends after Samantha gulps down her glass o' spunk before the screen fades. Another solid scene here, Samantha Bentley has done more than just made a name for herself, I believe she's won her way into the hearts of fans and reviewers alike. Fans are certain to enjoy this one.
*Scene 5:
 Ariana Marie
The final scene in the film features newcomer Ariana Marie in another 5 on 1 cocksucking barrage, beginning the scene with a short but fucking incredible tease before some dirty talk initates the dicksucking. There's an unbelievable energy from Ariana the second that she chomps on her first dong, giving way to an all-out no holds barred blow-fest where Ariana shines. The guys get surprisingly rough with Ariana, giving her some constant dickslaps and drawing a great reaction from the pint-sized vixen throughout much of the scene. The scene progresses well, with Ariana being challenged more so than I've personally ever seen her and looking to love every single minute of her initation into blowbang porn. Things cap off as wonderfully as they began, with Ariana's eyelash holding on for dear life as each of the guys bury her in man batter as she looks straight into the lens accepts her rewards. Fucking awesome. Another member of this outstanding cast that is turning heads and stiffening cocks like crazy, great scene.
Jonni Darkko's Wet Food 5 features a strong cast of female talent throughout, and showcases a more extreme energy than some of the more common gonzo titles we've been seeing in recent memory. The movie is excellent overall, but the solid direction combined with talent that will go above and beyond to make a scene great is what really takes it to another level. Cameron and Karma stole the show for me personally, but I think each and every scene had an intense filthiness that had its own distinct flavor while still sticking to the consistency that the film lays out. Authenticity isn't too important when it comes to titles like this, but there's an unavoidable meticulousness Jonni uses that gives each and every scene the extra 'umph' that makes them even better than they already are. If you've read my reviews before you obviously know that I'm a fan of Jonni's style, mainly because of his ability to take simplified gonzo scenes and make them into something more through his direction. The close-ups, the tease sequences, and of course the action are what make it hot. Extras in the film are fairly sparse, with only a group of trailers (including his last installment of the series) but I think the films context speaks for itself - 3 hours of hardcore hotties chugging cock like it's the last form of food left on earth. Blowbang porn in it's finest form. Buy this movie! Highly Recommended.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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