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Porno Pirates of the Pacific


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by John Boy » Review Date: 5/11/14


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Feature Running Time:  2 hours 40 minutes

Date of Production:  March 2014

Genre: Cosplay, All Sex, Feature

Condoms:  No

Audio/Video: Video quality: full screen 720x480 or 1:5:1 (3:2).  Audio: Stereo 48000 Hz

Director: Otto Bauer

Cast: Karmen Karma, Marco Banderas, Bailey Blue, Nick Manning, Mia LeLani, Tyler Nixon, Chloe Chaos, Derrick Pierce, Jessica Ryan, Kurt Lockwood

Bonus Scenes:  No

Extras: Trailers for This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX, Who’s Nailin’ Palin 2, This Ain’t Avatar 2: Escape from Pandwhora, This Ain’t Jaws XXX, This Ain’t Smurfs XXX, and This Ain’t Glee XXX; Sex Talk; Photo Slideshow; Hustler.com; Hustlerstore.com; Chapter Selection; Select a Star

Overview

Ahoy matees! It’s a porno pirate adventure and Karmen, Mia, Tyler, Chloe and Jessica are five tough pirates who take no prisoners in their quest to loot and fuck the rich men they come across.  They hijack Marco, Nick, Tyler, Derrick and Kurt, forcing the guys at gunpoint to eat their pussies and fuck them. The girls are quick to grab hold of the loot, a briefcase full of money that Nick and Marco are debating over. The overall quality and production of the film is OK. These girls are all committed to their pirate personas and are no nonsense raiders of the high seas. I recommend this movie. Director Otto Bauer did a good job weaving this porno pirate tale together and the girls in their skimpy costumes are worth a second look.

Scene 1: Karmen Karma and Marco Banderas

Marco and Nick Manning are going over their loot and confirming that they’ve got tons of kilos to move and get on the ship. But right in the middle of checking out their loot, the four girls burst in dressed as pirates and they hold Marco and Nick at gunpoint. They grab the loot and leave the room taking Nick with them. But, Karmen stays behind with Marco to have her way with him. Karmen gets one of her pirate comrades to keep the gun pointed at Marco while she sucks his dick, but she soon dismisses her once she’s got Marco’s cock dripping wet with spit.

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She bounces her big ass in Marco’s face and she lies on her back on the desk and gets fucked missionary style, telling Marco to fuck her deep. Karmen’s a rough pirate and a dirty talker, telling Marco exactly what to do with his dick. He pulls out so she can suck his cock clean before riding him cowgirl on the desk then reverse cowgirl on the floor. She sucks him off again and moves into a standing doggy, getting her ass slapped until she cums. Marco pulls out and cums in her mouth.

Scene 2: Bailey Blue and Nick Manning

Nick is still under pirate arrest as the girls look through his briefcase full of loot. But in a split second he makes a run for it, running away from his captors and hiding in a bathroom stall. Unfortunately, pirate Bailey Blue has discovered him in the stall and at gunpoint she demands that he take his cock out and get it hard. Nick follows orders and Bailey grabs hold of his dick and starts sucking and smacking on it in the bathroom stall. Nick thought Bailey was going to kill him, but she says why would she do a thing like that? She wants to fuck him! That she does in missionary position at first right over the toilet with one leg propped straight up in the air over Nick’s shoulder.

She takes her standing doggy fuck like the rogue she is, letting Nick slam his cock into her from behind. She likes playing with her clit while Nick fucks her. She slides up and down on his dick in reverse cowgirl on the floor of the stall and is shaking in pleasure. She goes cowgirl, grabbing her ass cheeks and holding them open for Nick. He puts her back over the toilet missionary style then lets Bailey jerk him off until he shoots right in her mouth.

Scene 3: Mia LeLani and Tyler Nixon

Derrick and Tyler are in the middle of a business deal about purchasing a yacht. Tyler is looking for something special. He wants an upgrade from everything he’s seen on the yard. Tyler is ready to pay cash for the best of the best and money is no issue. As Tyler flips through the pictures of Yachts, Chloe and Mia barge in, holding the guys and gunpoint telling them to shut the fuck up. Chloe forces Derrick out of the room but Mia stays behind with Tyler controlling everything he does. She demands that he take his pants off and before Tyler know sit, Mia is sucking his dick, pinning him up against the wall.

She demands that he lick her pussy and Tyler follows the demands made on him but sucking on her clit.He fucks her missionary style over the desk, pulling his dick out to beat her pussy with it.

He slams her doggy style then Mia gets on top to ride reverse cowgirl then cowgirl, letting it all hang out she tells Tyler to fuck her. She goes back to missionary style on the desktop and Tyler pumps her until he pulls out and cums all over her face and breasts.

Scene 4: Chloe Chaos and Derrick Pierce

Chloe walks Derrick around at gunpoint then finally stops and commands him to eat her pussy. Derrick gets to work sucking and licking Chloe’s clit and it’s paying off. Chloe is loosening up and taking her pirate clothes off so Derrick has full access to her pussy. Chloe drops to her knees and sucks Derrick’s cock and licks his balls. She deep throats him before she gets on top of him in reverse cowgirl then in cowgirl, changing the pace of her bouncing strides up and down on Derrick’s cock. They get into some standing cowgirl before fucking missionary style on the desk. Chloe tells him that for a guy who sells boats all day, he fucks really good.

Chloe begs to be fucked doggy style, telling Derrick to stick his dick in her pussy. She gets the hard pounding doggy style fuck she’s being begging for. Derrick pounds her then jerks off directly into her mouth as Chloe begs to taste his cum.

Scene 5: Jessica Ryan and Kurt Lockwood

Jessica is leaving with the briefcase full of money when she runs into Kurt who’s walking around with bottles of champagne having sold a yacht that he made $100,000 off of. Jessica is very intrigued by Kurt’s story and she grabs hold of his cock and starts deep throating it. He pins her down on the chair and eats her pussy to pieces, tonguing her ass hole as well. This drives Jessica crazy. He holds her in place on the chair and starts fucking her. Jessica is already cumming as Kurt plows in and out of her. He puts her in doggy position over the same chair and continues the pussy pummeling.

She rides him reverse cowgirl before getting into a standing doggy and eventually into cowgirl position, putting her back in control of the fucking as she grinds down into Kurt’s dick. It’s the missionary fuck that gets Kurt going. He pulls out and cums in Jessica’s mouth. The pair leave to go check out the yacht Kurt just bought.

Final Thoughts:

Ahoy matees! It’s the Porno Pirates of the Pacific and they’re serious as hell and aren’t taking any prisoners. But what they are doing is holding their male captives at gunpoint and demanding that the guys eat their pussies and fuck them. This demanding brood of gun-toting girls gets their way in the end, fucking the guys and walking away with the loot. I recommend Porno Pirates of the Pacific. Director Otto Bauer really thought through this story of hijacking pirates. The overall production quality is OK and the girls all commit to their rough, pirate personas. 



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