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Strap On Tight It's A Lesbian Ride


Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/17/14


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

 

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Strap On Tight: It’s A Lesbian Ride

Burning Angel Entertainment

Genre: Lesbian, Strap On Dildo

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Director: Joanna Angel

 

Cast: Krissie Dee, Dana DeArmond, Jessie Lee, Tori Lux, Brandy Aniston, Lily Lane, Rizzo Ford, Aiden Ashley, Nikki Hearts, Roggie

Length: 131:37 minutes

Date of Production: 2014

 

Extras: There were trailers, a photogallery, internet links, and a 16:40 minute long Behind the Scenes feature showing various aspects of the scenes and photoshoots being handled, makeup artist Nikki DD and the infamous Mike Quasar at work too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Strap On Tight: It’s A Lesbian Ride was presented in anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joanna Angel for Burning Angel Entertainment. The camera work was by Mike Quasar and editing by Sonny Malone, a team capable of very technically adept porn, each of the five scenes looking different as Joanna seemed to want to offer variety rather than a strict formulaic process like so many of her peers provide. So while the lighting varied more than I typically like, the action was easy to see and I saw minimal compression artifacts, the video bit rate varying considerably throughout the scenes. There was no company watermark continuously shown for those who care. The aural components of the show were handled in a post-production encoded 2.0 Dolby Digital using 192 Kbps audio bit rate. The vocals and ambient noises were captured by the microphone attached to the cameras as best I could tell, most of the comments easily heard when the music wasn’t mixed in too aggressively. The music was credited on the company website as coming from varied sources such as Shiragirl, Theo and the Skyscrapers, The Diemonds, The Erotics, and Great Dismal Swamis; each significantly different than the bland music you tend to get on a porno (support your local bands!).

 

Body of Review: Joanna Angel has been a performer and director of porn for years now, the gal picking up directing to provide an alternative to the generic, bland porn her and her friends used to goof on. She and others started a porn renaissance of sorts in a genre that used to be referred to as “alt-porn”. Now that this term is as despised and hated as any other, you can call it what you like but it isn’t all that similar to the porn your grandfather used to watch back in the 70’s and 80’s, oftentimes baring little resemblance to most modern porn too with her works at Burning Angel Entertainment. During a rough transition period where Joanna’s new distributor wasn’t sending out review screeners, I hadn’t heard much about what she was up to, the drought finally over with Strap On Tight: It’s A Lesbian Ride, a title that explains quite well what you should expect from the single disc release. There were five scenes starring a cast of ladies that almost always had considerably body art boning or getting boned by a lesbian partner with a strap on dildo. Of course there was a lot of licking, sucking, groping, and other sexual acts too but that was the focal point I was looking for, my taste in ladies admittedly not exactly dead on here but there was a lot to like all the same. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

 

Scene One: Dana and Krissie Get Weird: Krissie Dee, a curvy Asian chick with lots of ink, and extreme queen Dana DeArmond, both seen on the upper middle of the right side on the front cover, were up first in lingerie on a black couch kissing. Dana was clearly in charge and making the most of it, her thong riding deep inside her increasingly juicy ass as she orally worked over her new pal. Dana gobbled her gash at length, the bald beaver responding to slapping and labia play, some fingering leading to role reversal where Krissie ate her hairy snatch out before a strap on dildo was worn by Dana to pound her friend’s pussy, some knob slobbing as though it were a “real” cock included before the energetic scene ended. The company website described the tryst like this: “Krissie Dee looked so delicious, Dana DeArmond wanted to eat her face! She did, kinda.. It was sexy. They played around in their sexy lingerie, licking and sucking each others' tits and tongues and pussies. Dana even sniffed Krissie's panties! Dirty girl. There was spanking, and there was a strap on too! Dana fucked Krissie nice and hard with her girl cock! Krissie loved sucking and riding her dick like a sexy little maniac! Then things get weird-sexy, but we're OK with that!”

 

Scene Two: Jessie and Tori: Jessie Lee and Tori Lux, the blond and brunette couple seen on the lower middle part of the right side front cover, were up next teasing and tasting one another, their skimpy outfits peeled off as they sought to get each other off in any way possible. Busty Jessie looked like she’d had a few new tattoos added to her massive collection, her wonderful ass looking better than ever as Tori explored her body with fingers and tongue in the low lit set. There was more rimming this time and both of them appeared to savor each other’s juices nicely, diving in to enjoy the shaven slits before Jessie took Tori via the strap on dildo, going balls deep in pussy and ass before ending it with some necking. The company website described the tryst like this: “Jessie Lee and Tori Lux shot a strap on scene together! Come see what makes you cum behind the scenes! Jessie likes topping girls, and Tori loves reciprocating pleasure.. and they demand more sex toys! They reminisce about Tori's loud moaning sex with Jessie's old roommate, and then they make sweet lesbian sex with each other, and that's nice.”

 

Scene Three: Strap On Mayhem: Brandy Aniston and Lily Lane, the couple featured on the left side of the front cover, were up next as Brandy learned to appreciate her exotically inked body. I wish the camera would have spent more time slowly panning Lily’s tattoos but they had a lot of energy here, Brandy not one I typically associate with the Burning Angel crowd though she has some intriguing ink of her own. There was a lot of titty play and other oral antics on the bed, the ladies going down on each other’s shaven slits and Brandy taking the dominant role with the strap on toy, though Lily actively rode when given a chance during the vaginal plowing. Brandy boned her like she owned her, Lily losing it before the ending kisses showed them bathing in the afterglow. The company website described the tryst like this: “Tattooed babe Lily Lane and porn vixen Brandy Aniston and a strap on love affair. I feel like I shouldn't have to say more, but I will: short skirts, high heels, big titties, lesbians licking and sucking, wet pussies, and oh yeah - Brandy Aniston strap on fucking Lily Lane like a hot little slut. These girls fuck dirty, mmmyeah!”

 

Scene Four: You Fuck Me Better Than Any Man: Rizzo Ford and Aiden Ashley, the slutty duo sported on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, were up next as they licked and caressed each other while peeling off their various clothing. Their all natural bodies were into each other, Rizzo sporting a lot of interesting ink as they got frisky with each other, their superior eye contact and oral skills making me think this was one of the best scenes in the show. The minimal pubic hair aside, they looked young but not too young, Aiden going out of her way to get her new friend off repeatedly using her mouth and fingers on the expansive gray couch. There was a fair amount of ass play here and Aiden was the bearer of the bone (however you want it said), tapping Rizzo hard as she took her pussy from a variety of angles. Rizzo was one of the most active riders of the cast too, this perhaps my favorite scene of the show. The company website described the tryst like this: “Rizzo Ford and Aiden Ashley? Together?? Now that's a pussy party that makes all my sexy parts tingle. These punk babes make out and strip each other out of their clothes, lick and fondle each other's pussies and pretty asses... and then Aiden dons a strap on and bangs Rizzo like there's no tomorrow.”

 

Scene Five: Strap On Domination: Nikki Hearts and Roggie, the exotic pair of ladies seen on the lower right corner, were up last in a loft with a red brick wall and heavily used looking black couch, the two kissing before they started going down on each other’s heavily shaven snatches. Nikki took charge of Roggie quickly here, jumping into her snatch orally and fingering it like she was digging for clams, the lean black gal reciprocating before they engaged in a 69 position that showed how heavily their skin tones contrasted. Nikki wore the dildo this time and rapidly gave it to Roggie, their over the top moaning a bit much but a moderate amount of fun factor helping to keep the tryst in the ballpark as they had some fun, the vaginal drilling and oral showing them into the action. The company website described the tryst like this: “Nikki dominated Roggie and fucked her pussy with a big black strap-on! These two dykes looked hot as fuck boning each other's brains out. Who needs a man in the equations when you can just strap on a cock and get crazy?”

Summary: Strap On Tight: It’s A Lesbian Ride by director Joanna Angel for Burning Angel Entertainment had a decent amount of lesbian fuck for the buck with strap on dildos, some of the pairings providing more chemistry than others but all of them strokable enough to merit a rating of at least a Recommended for a general audience, perhaps more if this is your kind of cast and action. In three scenes, I got the impression that the ladies barely noticed a camera present and the other two made up for it by hamming it up more than usual, the result being a high level of fun factor fucking to appreciate. In short, if you appreciate heavily tattooed young ladies such as Lily Lane, Tori Lux, Jessie Lee and others combined with high energy rock and roll by real bands, you are probably going to adore Strap On Tight: It’s A Lesbian Ride even more than I did so check it out.


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