Extras: There was a photogallery and some trailers, no high definition version of the movie, slip cover, or BTS.
Audio/Video Quality: Diary Of A Perv was shot in anamorphic widescreen by director Keiran Lee for Digital Playground. Francois Clousot was the credited cameraman here and Nick P. handled the editing, the camera framing and movement was very well done and the editing as smooth as could be while still maintaining the illusion of POV sex in the scenes. There was no continuous company watermark on the screen and while the lighting was generally low enough to cause some issues with color saturation, I could see everything fairly well throughout the scenes. The aural components were presented in Dolby Digital Surround 5.1 but only as encoded in post production, I had no doubts the audio was captured using the 2.0 stereo microphone attached to the camera itself here (like other companies that claim surround but don’t truly deliver). There were some ambient noises and limited music at times but this was your basic audio experience, the visuals typically emulating the popular Manuel Ferrara series “Raw” and another title with no high definition version included in the package.
Body of Review: Keiran Lee has become a popular meat puppet for some time now, most of his direction in movies tied to specific scenes where he received no credit. Now that he works at Digital Playground on both sides of the camera, his work as director on Hot Chicks Big Fangs augmented by a second title called Diary Of A Perv. The flick is a selection of six POV scenes lasting almost three hours, Keiran shown as the alpha male in four of the scenes with ladies such as Jesse Jane, Maddy O’Reilly, Veruca James, and others, Erik Everhard adding some humor to bone Selena Rose, and Xander Corvus doing likewise with Lexi Brooks. The entire show, or at least virtually all of it, was handled in POV by Francois Clousot, the talented man having come to greatest fame while working for Wicked Pictures. The back cover described the movie like this: “Sex driven adult legend, Keiran Lee offers a glimpse from his daily life through four POV scenes. From banging his wife, Kirsten Price and Digital Playground Star, Jesse Jane in a scorching hot threesome, to experiencing casual sexual encounters with Chanel Preston in a hotel room and Maddy O’Reilly the house maid, to later screwing his best friend’s sister, Veruca James – Keiran is sure to make every man envious. Two additional POV scenes from the perspective of Xander Corvus and Erik Everhard include Digital Playground Star, Selena Rose and Giselle Leon.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Chanel Preston, a curvy gal with a juicy ass and big tits, was up first in the motel room, Keiran Lee inviting her to be the first of the group to come over. She suspected foul play and was going to tell on him, the gal changing out of her street clothes as she went through her epic collection of lingerie stuffed in her suitcase. He teased her and soon she was donning her skimpy blue bikini undies, the gal kneeling before him to slob his knob half way down his turgid pecker as she maintained solid eye contact. There was some hand to gland friction too but the POB hummer readied him for some active vaginal riding positions, Chanel mixing it up as she took him balls deep and allowed him to get into the picture (ala “Raw”) before he gave her a semen shake to her face.
Scene Two: Veruca James, a very cute brunette in tiny bikini, was out sunning herself by the pool on a sunny day when Keiran Lee and Xander spied on the ladies. Keiran got lucky and after being fussed at by Veruca, she dropped down to blow him, her hand assisted hummer used to get back at Xander’s rude behavior. She was playful and used both hands to excite him to the fullest, nuzzling his nuts before mounting Keiran with her bald beaver to impale herself on his rod. When he jumped into the frame I thought he would gobble her gash and rim her ass but he maintained his status as a meat puppet instead, Veruca enjoying his ministrations as he banged her pussy until tossing out a wealth of seed all over her face.
Scene Three: Lexi Brooks, the other sexy sunbather, was up next in the bathroom after grumpy Xander Corvus caught the aftermath of the previous tryst, convincing Lexi that Keiran was a jerk. She liked Xander’s compliments so she unfastened his trousers and knelt down in POV, gingerly jerking him off as she blew him with decent eye contact before bending over the sink so he could bang her tight pussy. She taste tested him cock clean of their combined juices and rode him some more, her light covering of pubic hair not hiding anything at all as she engaged him in the vaginal tryst. It ended after more fucking and sucking, Lexi using both hands to drain his dragon of sperm that landed all over her face and chest.
Scene Four: Jesse Jane and Kirsten Price, the two ladies featured in color on the front cover, were up next together with impatient Keiran Lee. He was waiting for them to get dressed but like all attractive ladies, they blathered on endlessly together as they compared notes and tried on various outfits. He spied on them from the stairs and enjoyed the show when they started getting frisky together, some kissing and caressing by the lesbian duo pulling him in as she offered them his cock to share. The ladies teased him as he groped them as much as they groped him, all three of them appreciating what their partners had to offer. Jesse was the most energetic of the threesome and Keiran was stuck behind the camera to maintain the illusion that he was shooting the footage instead of Francois, his boner more important than his personality according to Jesse’s wicked laughter to Kristen’s relationship with him. The ladies double teamed him orally before taking turns aggressively riding him vaginally, the camera handed off a bit though Jesse pushed both of her pals to get off, the ladies eventually kneeling side by side to share his fluids all over their faces.
Scene Five: Selena Rose, a lean Latina with lightened hair, was outside walking her dog when Erik Everhard spotted the slutty babe in public. She wore tiny jean cut offs and a tube top, using her nurturing nature against her as he asked her for directions on the sidewalk. The guys had stalked her for some ways when he stopped checking out her ass and finally met her baby “Scooter”, the gal wanting to become a model as they went to get her phone. As soon as they got in the door, her top came down to reveal her boobs and she knelt to blow him enthusiastically, working him over in her mouth playfully as she watched him grow increasingly thick. She took off the remainder of her clothes in order to fuck, her juicy little ass pushing back to meet his thrusts as he stood there, her pussy devouring his cock as well as her mouth did or better as she went to town riding him. Selena sucked him some more before doing missionary with her bald beaver, the cowgirl and doggy variations pushing him to lose his load of spew as she opened her mouth to swallow most of his seed.
Scene Six: Maddy O’Reilly, a perky little cutie with a nice ass, was up last as she took over from her mother to clean the house of Keiran Lee. She wore a red top and shorts that let major portions of her ass hang out, the guy following her with the camera as she cleaned various rooms of the house in sexy fashion. When she caught him following her, it excited her to know he was such a pervert, the gal kneeling down to give him a much more involved show to talk about. She unfastened his pants to let loose his rod, sucking the head of his penis and licking it like a lollipop while stroking the shaft. Her eye contact was superior and she had fun with it, her innocent look adding to the replay value as she teased him further. The blowjob led to her riding him in different positions, her landing strip of pubic hair not getting in the way at all. She was fairly active at riding this time and her all natural body appealed to him, more oral leading to him setting the camera down to join in on the small screen. While she only took a small amount of him inside her mouth and let him do most of the work fucking, she still looked great and he did gobble her gash briefly before tapping her one last time, the semen deposited onto her face as she tasted it and the scene faded out to the credits.
Summary: Diary Of A Perv by director Keiran Lee for Digital Playground was a lot longer and more strokable than I thought it was going to be going into it, the six trysts lasting almost three hours so the inclusion of a high definition disc really not needed. As I have pointed out repeatedly over the years, the blu-ray disc was rarely that much better looking and sounding to justify the added costs, my appreciation for the upgraded quantity of sexual enjoyment earning this one a respectable Recommended or better thanks to the work of ladies such as Jesse Jane, Chanel Preston, Maddy O’Reilly, and others included in the endeavor. In short, Diary Of A Perv was not really what I expected it to be going into the show but it had much of the same playfulness attributed to former lead director for the company Robby D., his highly skilled post production expert Nick P. polishing this one up enough to make it shine as a stand alone outing so give it a chance.
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