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Adventures of a Teddy Bear, The

Studio: Kelly Madison Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/31/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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The Adventures of a Teddy Bear 1

Teen Fidelity/Juicy Entertainment

Genre: Teenagers, Hidden Camera

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Director: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison


Cast: Natasha White, Ryan Madison, Carmen Callaway, Nickey Huntsman, Sara Luvv

Length: 148:25 minutes

Date of Production: 5/7/2014


Extras: The first disc held the movie itself and some trailers with a list of the second disc’s contents. The second disc also began with trailers until the selection screen came up to show a POV Fluffing Camera/BTS series of 8 clips for the ladies, the combined running time amounting to 82:07 minutes. There was then a series of text questions and answers by the ladies, a photogallery of stills (polaroids with comments written on the sides), a true photogallery, a BTS photogallery, some trailers, and website spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Adventures of a Teddy Bear 1 was shot in anamorphic widescreen as shot by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Teen Fidelity. While keeping some of the same style photography as previous outings, this show also deployed a hidden camera stashed away in a teddy bear, the idea that the material was serendipitously recorded adding to the fun. The majority of the production appeared to shot using a single camera, the lighting an effort to combine some artistic touches with a bit more realism than those that go too far in that sense. This decreased the sharpness of the picture and often gave it some of that “afterglow” look I’m used to from the Madison’s previous works which is not unappealing in smaller doses. Likewise, the editing could be a bit choppy at times and while there were a number of examples of the light washing the couples out, the picture was more frequently slightly over saturated instead, the video bit rate typically hovering on the 3-4 Mbps level when spot checked. The aural components were also a mixed bag in that the music was so loud it was distorted initially, then it was hard to hear what few vocals were present in the flick, the 2.0 Dolby Digital in 192 Kbps audio bit rate added in post production as I recall.


Body of Review: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison are known for their crazy fun website Teen Fidelity, the best of their scenes later released on DVD’s such as the recently released The Adventures of a Teddy Bear 1. The premise of the show was to provide a spotlight on four attractive young ladies being secretly recorded by a hidden camera in their teddy bear, each of them portraying a girl much younger than her real age. While that is not really my type of thing, the resulting scenes were fun, the wink at the camera type of production working largely due to the efforts of the performers including Sara Luvv, Natasha White, Carmen Callaway, and Nickey Huntsman. The double disc set included a full disc of extras to appreciate and four lengthy vignettes, making it another entertaining outing from the popular Madison couple. The back cover described the movie like this: “We're all secretly voyeurs. For some of us, our voyeuristic moments are accidental opportunities. Like being on a late night walk and seeing a naked woman through an open window. For Ryan Madison they're premeditated works of art and manipulation. A cure, cuddly teddy bear with a hidden camera serves as a Trojan horse to get the most intimate look into the lives of these innocent teens. It's a moral issue Ryan struggles with but sometimes temptation can be absolutely overwhelming.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Natasha White, a fetching young lass, was up first in a pink and white kiddy outfit reminding me of the old “Strawberry Shortcake” character, bouncing around the neighborhood playing with her teddy bear. She was then in the house and set it down in the bathroom, Ryan Madison walking in to gobble her gash before she slobbed his knob. As predicted, the enthusiastic tryst was displayed using a combination of footage as usually shot by the directing team along with some lower resolution footage as if from one of those spy cameras people use when they suspect something is up. That said, Natasha was energetic and gave great eye contact with Ryan, the man pushing her to her limits sexually with a great deal of oral before he banged her in various positions vaginally. The majority of penetrative sex took place in the bedroom once they moved on, ample oral included there too. Her bald beaver took a beating here, the puffy labia parting widely to allow him full access to her juicy slit, his semen deposited before she diddled herself as he choked her some more. The company website described the scene like this: “Natasha White just found a new teddy bear to play with and she's going to spend all day with him. What she doesn't know is that Teddy has a camera in his eyes that shows Ryan everything she's doing. Ryan watches her every move until he decides to make his own and fuck her while Teddy watches.”


Scene Two: Carmen Callaway, a frisky blond wearing a red and white checkered dress, was up next as she picked up a teddy bear found in the street, Ryan Madison shown spying on her via the camera inside the bear as part of the tease. She was tarted up pretty bad as she waited in the motel room, her role as a hooker established well before Ryan introduced himself to her. They were all over each other kissing and caressing when his hand found her shaven slit, feeding her some juices before he placed her on the bed. He then fed her his cock and she worked on it like a professional, her white panties taken off before too long though they did start vaginally fucking when they were still on her. She actively rode him though and seemed to enjoy herself, the camera work a bit sloppier than usual during the portions shot by the handheld camera. It ended when he fucked her hard enough for her pussy to bleed (it looked fake to me), Carmen sucking the last of his sperm off his turgid pecker in a final hummer. The company website described the scene like this: “Carmen Callaway is a seedy motel room call girl. You go the front desk, pay money, get the room number and have a good time. While she's on break she finds a teddy bear tossed in the middle of the street, unaware that it has a camera in it and the person watching is her next client.”


Scene Three: Nickey Huntsman, the gal featured on the front cover with the pretty eyes, was up next as she played with a teddy bear that came in the mail. She took it to the carnival and everywhere she went, Ryan Madison shown as the pervert that sent it to her getting excited as he watched her on his television system (the camera in the bear recording her activities). In an especially creepy moment, he pulled up along side of her when she was walking down the sidewalk and offered her a ride, Nickey accepting and his hands all over her youthful body from there. While I admit the theme of the movie is super creepy, she did look extra cute here even if the way it was presented was disturbing, his hands soon working her bald beaver as he kissed her in her sheer pink dress, the gal moving to the back of the maintenance van so she could get a nap while Ryan hovered over her before making his move. He ate her, made her blow him, and she then actively rode him in various positions, the most active of which were the cowgirl related ones. That she kept her wide eyed look so often and for so long here shows a lot of acting potential, surpassing even the previous two ladies in that regard. In any case, they fucked and sucked in various states of undress from there, his wad of semen jerked off all over her torso before she sucked him clean. The company website described the scene like this: “Nickey Huntsman has a day planned at the local theme park but has no one to go with. When she gets a surprise package in the mail containing a teddy bear she decides to make it her buddy for the day, unaware that the bear has a camera in it for Ryan's voyeuristic viewing pleasure.”


Scene Four: Sara Luvv, a hot looking newcomer garnering some acclaim of late, was up last as she took in a teddy bear not knowing it concealed a camera. She played like she was a little girl and wore stereotypical clothing, Ryan Madison again using his monitoring system to get excited as she frolicked with all her other toys too. He then walked in on her in her bedroom, kissing her lightly as she slept, waking her up as he went down on her and held her feet together with a belt. She looked particularly vulnerable and he started slowly fucking her, the successful nature of their role playing leaving me uneasy again. When all their clothing was off she looked much older (thankfully) and super hot, Ryan plowing away at her shaven pussy as she kept superior eye contact with him, draining his dragon of seed as she swallowed the facial. The company website described the scene like this: “In the final chapter we follow Sara Luvv as she finds the mischievous bear laying on a lawn. Too cute to pass up she takes it home only to have Ryan reeling in thought of how much he wants to fuck her. When she falls asleep, Ryan knows exactly what to do to finish this once and for all.”

Summary: The Adventures of a Teddy Bear 1 by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Teen Fidelity was a fun show with a lot of disturbing entertainment value, the youthful performers engaging Ryan Madison in some admittedly perverted scenes as they acted way too young for the old geezer. The extras were impressive, adding a lot to the fun factor involved here, which enhanced the replay value and strokability, making this one a solid Recommended. In short, The Adventures of a Teddy Bear 1 is not going to be for everyone, my own tastes for established women and ladies with a few miles on their chassis different from that of people wanting to experience women looking frightfully young, the teddy bear theme an admittedly creative way of presenting some of the footage in a less creepy manner.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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