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Lex The Impaler 8

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/3/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Click for Trailer; individual scene trailers included to some scenes linked below

Lex the Impaler 8: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Interracial, Gonzo

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Phoenix Marie, Jada Stevens, Lexington Steele, Bella Bellz, Capri Cavanni, Kagney Linn Karter, Amy Anderssen, Nikita Von James

Length: 178:44 minutes (107:36 minutes & 71:08 minutes)

Date of Production: 4/20/2014


Extras: The boilerplate extras were kind of generic, the 12:23 minute Behind the Scenes feature offering more sex with all the ladies except Nikita, the trailers, the photogallery, the usual pop shot recap, and website links all welcome.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Lex the Impaler 8 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at providing the best angles to showcase the ladies with Jules joined by Elliot Clixx to capture the action on camera, “Mecha” again editing the results. The editing helped in this endeavor too with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that this was a well rounded romp where virtually all the cast had a lot of fun. The bitrate was typically around the 4.3 Mbps mark, solid enough there were few compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the length of the double disc offering, fans of Lex-inspired scenes should be pleased even though the company watermark was visible. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.


Body of Review: Jules Jordan is no stranger to fans of gonzo porn, his studio, Jules Jordan Video, competing only with Evil Angel for the top rank in the genre. His legion of fans appreciate that he usually includes a lot of tease, skimpy attire, and high end casting of the best available talent, his most recent release being the interracial Lex the Impaler 8: Special Edition. While the six scenes here were not as lengthy as previous volumes of the series, a fair portion of that due to cutbacks in how much tease footage was provided too (my favorite part!!!), Lex was given the chance to bang seven ladies here with many doing anal. The opening scene with Jada Stevens and Phoenix Marie was clearly the spotlight scene too though he engaged an alternative looking chick in scene two (Bella Bellz), wonderfully curvy Kagney Linn Karter, beautiful Capri Cavanni, sensual Nikita Von James, and the comeback of Amy Anderssen with dark hair. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



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Scene One: Phoenix Marie and Jada Stevens (lower left corner of the front cover), two of the most premium gonzo babes in porn who do it all, were up first teasing outside by the pool in their neon green mesh outfits. Both of them had awesome curves and a lot of positive energy, this delightful duo of damsels the spotlight of the double disc flick as they drained the dragon of Lexington Steele. Jada and Phoenix had a string nestled up her ass while walking along, the camera following them as they slowly walked over to lounging Lex for some booty tease. They did some minor lesbian antics together but spent most of the outdoor tease letting Lex feel them up and work their asses orally a bit. They oiled up and massaged their asses before all three went into the house, the gals getting on all fours to accentuate their shapely rumps and peel off the g-strings. This led to the women slobbing his knob, both going deeper as they warmed up on him with some fine eye contact, the ladies kissing each other before actively riding his turgid pecker. Phoenix impaled herself first, taking Lex balls deep in her dripping snatch, with Jada cleaning him off orally before mounting him herself. Lex savored tits and ass in a number of positions here, the active vaginal soon followed by active anal too. Both ladies actively participated when not boning on Lex, sucking their friend clean or Lex, some caressing encouragement provided as well as gash gobbling. It ended when Phoenix nuzzled his nuts as he tossed out his semen all over Jada’s face, Phoenix sucking him clean before licking her face to get some more of the fluids. The company website described the scene like this: “Jada Stevens, Phoenix Marie Double Team Lexington Steele. Two totally hot assed blondes, both of whom take it in the ass doing an interracial three way in bright yellow fish net lingerie. Only happens in LEX THE IMPALER 8 with Jada Stevens and Phoenix Marie. Three superstars of ribald adventures together for an ass to mouth, interracial, cum swapping, cock sucking, three way fuckstravaganza. Yes, I know there's no such word as fuckstravaganza but this scene deserves it.”



Scene Two: Bella Bellz, the heavily tattooed newcomer featured on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next in her very first scene, taking on Lexington Steele after impressing the director with her sexy body. While I normally am not into this amount of body art on a chick and the punk rock haircut was decidedly different too, the gal simply oozed sexuality as she bent over her juicy ass and shook her mighty cheeks like a seasoned pro. Like Jules, I could have watched her tease all day, which is why I hope he goes back to providing more tease in all his scenes, the lean hard body gal wearing a pink mesh bikini as she continued the tease by walking. Bella then oiled up and put her head to the concrete with her ass in the air, an inspirational pose to say the least as the stylish tease provided some aerial footage of her. Lex watched her from the doorway and he was playing pocket pool while checking her out, her thick booty still glistening with oil as he massaged her. She then started pressing back against him until he whipped it out to rub between her ass cheeks, Lex smothering himself in her ass before tasting her, some modestly active vaginal fucking taking place as they bumped body parts. This standing plowing led to her giving him a brief hummer, some hand to gland friction getting him ready to bang her bald beaver again. He then bent her ass over a bar stool to tap that sweet ass, the gal giving ATM before they continued in other enthusiastic positions. Unlike most newcomers, she was a great ride, claiming the #2 spot after the last tryst (and I adore both of those ladies). Lex continued to fuck all three of her holes until he plastered her face with sperm, Bella licking much of it off her fingers.



Scene Three: Capri Cavanni, the beautiful and lean young lady featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover was up next with Lexington Steele, the gal wearing her revealing outfit as she stylishly posed around the house in a tease montage of black and white/color footage. Her thong dove deep into her yummy ass and her eyes were as amazing as ever, the hotty caressing herself before teasing Lex at the front door, the metal bars allowing some contact of a sexual nature to take place. She let him rub against her ass and she turned around to blow him, admittedly only taking a few inches in her mouth though still pushing her limits and providing some solid eye contact. Her passion for BBC led to more rubbing him against her ass, letting Lex in to take her in a standing vaginal doggy and other positions. They soon moved to the bed where she really shined too, still limiting her acts to vaginal and oral but really impaling herself as she pushed back to meet his thrusts and bounced on his rod trying to get more of him inside of her snatch. Lex was having such a good time that he broke out in song too, the amusing moment throwing me just a bit though he was feeling the endorphin rush of a hotty babe wrapped around his cock so I understand where he was coming from. She rubbed a few out as he hammered away at her neatly trimmed pussy, tossing out a sizable load of semen on her face, the footage displayed a second time in slow motion as she delightfully licked him while looking up in awe of the man.



Scene Four: Kagney Linn Karter, the incredible blond bombshell featured on the top center of the front cover, was up next in the opening scene of disc two while wearing some black fetish apparel before some tease led her to work with Lexington Steele again. She was looking leaner than when she was under contract but her domination style outfit suited her just the same, a riding crop in her hand and those bewitching eyes completing the picture so very nicely. She was in an upscale bathroom in front of a sunken tub most people wish they could have, lightly tapping herself as she brandished the crop and used it to show just how amazing her ass was. When she met with Lex in the living room he was blindfolded, some verbal bantering establishing her control of the big guy. Kagney began the physical contact in an earnest manner by rubbing her ass on his lap, the lap dance of the kind that I’m pretty sure any straight guy in the country would love to have, Lex feeling her up as gradually gave up control. He sucked her boobs and she sucked his cock, Kagney massaging his balls though only taking the top portion of his pecker in her mouth. Kagney then showed her panties were actually crotchless as Lex porked her pussy, impaling her before they moved to some anal antics where she was nearly as aggressive at riding. The active riding and taste testing made this a very strokable scene too, Kagney’s genetic gifts comparable to Lex’s in their own way, their chemistry leading to him nutting on her face as she tried to swallow some of it from the tap. There was then a slow motion recap of the pop, something best left in the cum shot recap as far as I’m concerned but a nice touch according to a few I’ve spoken with. The company website described the scene like this: “Kagney Linn Karter Gets Some Steele In Her Ass. But first Lexington Steele is blindfolded and teased by this vixen then the riding crop wielding, big titted, big assed blonde does an admirable job with Lex's foot long schlong. Hot interracial anal with top of the heap talent. I was particularly taken by Kagney's thigh high, black patent leather, five inch boots. From LEX THE IMPALER 8 see Kagney Linn Karter's love of ass to mouth coupled with a facial she adores adds up to WOW!!”



Scene Five: Amy Anderssen, the busty brunette wearing a military style hat as seen on the center of the front cover, was up next with Lexington Steele. That she left porn as a blond after a few dozen scenes as she just started becoming popular was always of interest, her current implants way too large for my tastes. In any case, she still had a delicious ass and teased on the balcony before moving inside, her fetish garb covering her up too much for my tastes in the brief tease, Lex walking up the stairs before they were feeling each other up. She dropped down on her knees to suck the head of his cock and there was some titty fucking involved, the couple moving to the bed where he banged her bald beaver though it took some doing to go very deep inside of her. Amy yelled a lot as part of her moaning routine, leaving me some doubt about this being more of a performance than a chemistry ridden fuck with an old pal. Still, Lex whispered comments to her and she became more active at riding vaginally when on top of him, this being another gal who only did vaginal sex acts but she showed some effort compared to a number of her previous scenes, the gal sucking him clean and doing doggy to get Lex off (he stood still while she backed up to him), Lex unleashing his seed all over her face as she licked it up. The company website described the scene like this: “Amy Anderssen Big Tit Slut Impaled By Lexington Steele. Don't you just love a chick who can lick her own tits? Amy Anderssen can and, wow her tits are huge! From LEX THE IMPALER 8 Amy's attributes are many, great legs, long raven hair, a filthy mouth to name a few but one can't help but come back to her giant boobs. They're jumbos and Lexington has a jumbo of his own. Amy likes Lex's jumbo.....a lot!! An interracial outing with two stars with immense attributes. If you're a fan of size, here you go.”



Scene Six: Nikita Von James, the leanest babe of the entire movie, was up last as she teased in her purple and black outfit. The blond was definitely built for speed over comfort, her shaven slit looking fresh as could be as she rubbed it, tasting her own juices on a chair before she called Lexington Steele over to service her. She continued diddling herself until he walked in, the gal aggressively sucking his head and letting him titty fuck her, Lex reciprocating by going down on her to her delight, the gal giving more head before Lex took her in a standing doggy. This scene was comparable, perhaps modestly better, than her last time with the guy, her dirty talk enhancing the tryst as they moved to the expansive bed where they let loose on each other. While Nikita never throated him (few can), she orally pleasured him quite a bit and he pounded her pussy in a few more positions before dropping his seed on her chest. In all, it was not as strong a scene as the opening pair but like all the scenes before it, there was substantial strokability and replay value.

Summary: Lex the Impaler 8 by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was the latest volume of the best known interracial flagship title you will find in gonzo porn, no other black male achieving as much notoriety or acclaim as Lexington Steele. The series includes the best women having the most fun and enjoying themselves at least as much as Lex does, all while showcasing the ladies to highlight their best attributes in strokable tease. The replay value, strokability, and technical qualities came close to previous efforts so I rated it as Highly Recommended, your personal tastes guiding the ultimate decision. I also appreciate that in an industry known for using the youngest, often least able performers in order to sell the “new” angle, Jules has been wise enough to use the kind of seasoned performers that are truly good at what they do in most cases, relish performing with someone as genetically blessed as Lex, rather than rely on lots of newcomers unable to tackle the man of steele. In short, Lex the Impaler 8: Special Edition provided Lex with ladies who could handle all of his gifts, not just a few inches as they groaned mercilessly like weaker competitors in the interracial field tend to provide, genre fans unlikely to do better any time soon even if the tease footage was limited compared to older volumes in the series so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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