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Rotten Lesbian Squirters

Studio: Exquisite » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/4/14

XCritic's Advice: Skip It


Rotten Lesbian Squirters

Exquisite Films/Girl Club Films

Genre: Lesbian, Squirting

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Director: Gina Lassen


Cast: Bonnie Rotten, Chase Ryder, Savannah Fox, Alana Rains, Krissy Lynn, Sindy Lange, Danica Dillon, Ashlee Graham

Length: 129:41 minutes (hardcore version; 89:33 minutes for the softcore version)

Date of Production: 2014


Extras: The first extra located on the second disc was a softcore version of the movie that lasted 89:33 minutes, the cut taking out much of the money shot footage and explicit toy use but also looking like more kissing and caressing was included. My favorite extra was the 26:54 minute long set of interviews with the eight ladies, Bonnie Rotten mentioning this was shot two years (to the month) from her entry into porn, each lady providing various anecdotes. There were then trailers and a photogallery, all extras located on the second disc.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Rotten Lesbian Squirters was shot in anamorphic widescreen color as shot by credited director Gina Lassen for Girl Club Films. Other than listed who the ladies and director were, there were no other credits provided, making me think that any assistance Gina received came from her significant other, Jordan Septo. The resolution of the four scenes was modest at best but there was generally enough lighting to get away without a hand held C-light, the camera framing fair and the flesh tones accurate enough for low end lesbian porn. The couch settings were basic and the ladies did not move around a whole lot, making it clear that this was similar to much of the work the director and her man do at their other companies, no-frills porn all the way. The aural components of the show were similar in that they appeared to be caught using the built in microphone, a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track that had the ladies sound hollow when the overly loud music wasn’t playing.


Body of Review: Gina Lassen has long been known as the cuter half of Jordan Septo’s efforts, the lady serving as producer and all around production assistant for him before she started directing for Girl Club Films. The company is distributed along with their other works, their second title out for review called Rotten Lesbian Squirters. Before I go too far into this, Bonnie Rotten was in the first of the four scenes and offered up the best “squirting” experience of any of the others combined, most of the others forcing it to the point where it was not obvious what was going on other than two chicks in each scene using fingers, tongues, and toys to try and get each other off. Again, Bonnie was the only big name of the cast but I wanted to see how the new company was doing given the absence of any credible news. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Bonnie Rotten, the tattooed hotty featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first teasing in a skimpy pink bikini, brunette scene partner Chase Ryder, then teasing in a blue outfit. For those who have been living under a rock of late, Bonnie has been nearly universally acclaimed by anyone who matters as a kick ass, hard rocking type of performer, not content to lay back and let some mope bang her while she counted the minutes. Bonnie is also recognized as the reigning gal of gush, her furious squirting sessions as outrageous as any in the history of the act. That said, the obnoxious music during her tease gave me a headache, the gal peeling away what limited clothing she wore, Chase’s tease almost an afterthought by comparison. The ladies ended up on a worn out looking beige couch, Bonnie dominating her fleshy friend, some rimming and gash gobbling reciprocated with both providing dirty talk as they ate each other out, Bonnie repeatedly letting loose the juice in her usual manner. Chase gave up some fluids too but hardly on the same scale, the energy and enthusiasm of this scene simply not matched in even the slightest way in any of the other three scenes. The toy use was decent but it was just too one sided to make for a great scene, Bonnie saving the day in effect.


Scene Two: Savannah Fox and Alana Rains, both known for having red hair and sexy bodies, were up next in the house, some tease in the living room matched by tease on the kitchen floor by Savannah, the tan and tattooed tart taking control of pale Alana on another beat up couch. This scene was generic despite having a couple of women most men would like to fuck, the squirting theme pretty weak compared to last time. The soft core version of this scene was nearly worthless too, at least the hardcore included toys and some visible juices.


Scene Three: Krissy Lynn, a curvy babe sporting dark hair this time, was up next with striped hair Sindy Lange, as they followed the set formula closely. The tease was fair at best, too many close up shots and the ladies too aware of the camera for my tastes, their physical enhancements soon explored on the living room furniture as they sucked tits and pawed each other. Krissy was my second favorite lady of the show and I liked the way she rubbed her snatch against Sindy’s but neither seemed into the other and I actually liked Sindy’s bald beaver better than Krissy’s hairy pubes. Also of note was that Sindy gave the more consistent release of fluids even if Krissy provided more all at once.


Scene Four: Danica Dillon, a fetching brunette with big implants, was up last with smaller but all natural Ashlee Graham, the second gal looking a little rough as though she partied too hard the entire week before the tryst. After each getting some tease time, they hooked up on a black leather couch with a bunch of pillows on it, the ladies immediately diving into each other orally though it took manual dexterity to get the slightest bit of fluids flowing out of either of them. To me, this was the biggest waste of talent of the entire flick but there was no shortage of that taking place so toys or no, you’ll find better elsewhere.

Summary: Rotten Lesbian Squirters by director Gina Lassen for Girl Club Films had half a good scene, Bonnie Rotten, squirting up her usual storm, a few very brief highlights other than her barely rising to the level of my caring to mention it in the scene descriptions above so I rated this one as a Skip It. It’s not that the rest of the cast were all third and fourth tier chicks thrust into roles they just were not suitable for, I’ve found a few of them to be pretty darned good in other scenes, it was just how they were used and the overall weakness of the way the theme was handled that set me off. Bonnie dominating Chase was pretty good and Bonnie let loose the juice as always but when I think of the multitude of squirting movies I’ve seen over the years, Rotten Lesbian Squirters fell way short of the mark for me even with as lovely a lady as Gina helming the project. The levels of chemistry and energy were minimal and many of the cast appeared to be present solely to pick up a check, my guess being that Gina’s other titles are probably worlds better though I have not seen them just yet.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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