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Dude, Where's My Mom?

Studio: Other » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 6/23/14

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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Dude, Where's My Mom?
Porn Valley Pictures
Directed by
Date of Production: 2/26/14
Running Time: 2:17:21
Jordan Haze
Kiara Mia
Monica Mayhem
Syren Demer
Payton Leigh
Special Features:
Scene Selection
Photo Gallery
Cum Shots: 7:38
Technical Stats:
Audio: Dolby DIgital 2.0 at 192 Kbps
Video: Mpeg-2 at around 5-6 Mbps (not full screen)
Output: LPCM 48KHz/16bits
Well not wasting anytime with this one, getting right to the action, as she is surrounded by the guys, satisfying her oral complex with her fingers, as they warm up her pussy and suck on her tits. The busty blonde grabs on and gives their cocks plenty of attention in her mouth, before she spends some time cock riding, as her mouth gets filled with the other. Some OK action here and there, as they give her some stretches of hard pounding. A few drips of custard from each of the guys as this one comes to an end.
He's wrapped up in work, but this curvy brunette is going to do her best to distract him. He's no match for her boobs. as he grabs on and enjoys. He licks his finger and slides into her pussy, getting her motor running a little. They take things to the bedroom, as he dives in her ass, giving some love to both ass and pussy. She receives lots of attention before she climbs on his pole and works her booty on his cock. More booty to enjoy as she bends over for some doggy action. He gives her a few drips of custard as he pulls out of her pussy.
It's time to check out the redhead who graces the center of the front cover of this one. Her attire is keeping his attention and soon he's got his mouth all over her tits, as he rubs her pussy. It's a few minutes in and both are naked and she's got her mouth wrapped around his cock, getting it ready for more, some ball slapping reverse cowgirl as she strums her pussy. Some nice moments as they continue with some cowgirl, as he picks up the pace and grabs on to her red hair. We end with some reverse cowgirl and a cumshot on a porn mag, which she licks up.
A quick showcase of her body, as she spins around for the camera, showing off the curves. After a long showcase, her man enters and gives her a few licks and kisses as he slides off her panties and dives in. He grabs onto her hair and she begins her oral appreciation of his man meat, making her way down to his balls. He grabs onto her neck as they start off with some decent missionary. He's back to licking her pussy, adding in a few fingers inside her ass as well to the mix, which leads to something a little bigger as he slides his meat in her ass, while his balls slaps her pussy. The anal continues in some spoon and reverse cowgirl, as her booty fills up the screen. It's back to her pussy during some standing action, before shooting his load in her mouth.
She enters the room and after a little showcase of the body, she reaches down and rubs her pussy, sliding a few fingers inside. A hard cock enters the scene and she greats it with her mouth, as she grabs on. She climbs on and rides his cock, working her booty for the camera. A few position changes and she's bent over for some doggy, as he shoves a finger in her ass, then sides his cock inside, adding some spit to lube it up. He continues the anal, as she strums her pussy, leading to him pulling out, and spreading his cum on her pussy.
Overall Thoughts:
Well it seems that once again, I have come across a movie which needs to do its best to garner a decent review from me, but even though there was a few decent moments, this one didn't keep my attention at all, and that unfortunately means this one is getting a SKIP IT from me.

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