Genre: Straight Director: Joanna Angel Cast: Draven Star, Krissie Dee, Jessie Lee, Veronica Layke, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Wolf Hudson, Michael Vegas, Small Hands, Mr. Pete, Seth Gamble
Length: 2:21:51 Date Of Production: 2014
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This latest effort from Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel team takes place at a high school where a gang of, yes, Vampire Cheerleaders seduce guys into getting all hot and heavy with them before using them for sustenance. Vampire porn is nothing new but this feature, which is pretty light on plot to be honest, takes the concept and makes it amusing by toying with high school clique clichés and throwing in Tommy Pistol as a horny werewolf just for kicks. As stated, there’s very little story here but what there is, well, it’s funny and dopey and goofy. But let’s be honest, the real reason you’d watch a movie like this is for the sex, and on that level, the feature delivers.
Scene 1 – Joanna Angel: After the cheerleaders finish their practice, Joanna winds up leaving the other girls and hooking up with Small Hands. No one else is around so she drops to her knees and blows him for a good long while. They make out and smooch and then he goes down on her, eating her pussy and her ass. She blows him again and then he fucks her from behind before flipping her over and giving it to her missionary style. She sucks him some more and then they spoon fuck, nice landing strip on Joanna here, and then she rides him cowgirl style. There’s some more pussy to mouth, then some doggy style ass pounding, after which she rides him cowgirl style again. She gets on her knees and sucks/strokes him to a facial finish. Of course, then they other girls show up and feed on him, making a big bloody mess out of his neck. A little cheap gore can go a long way! This is a pretty decent scene. Joanna looks good here and performs with her typical level of enthusiasm, especially when it comes to the oral and to the anal.
Scene 2 – Veronica Layke: The girls practice their cheers a bit more and then Veronica shows up. They chat for a bit and she tries out. The other girls leave and she’s alone with the janifor. They strip and make out and she sucks his cock for a while. He digs this, can’t blame him, and then he eats her shaved pussy and uses his fingers on her. They fuck missionary style and she gives her clit a rubbing before getting on and riding him reverse cowgirl and then regular cowgirl. From there she gets down on all fours and he fucks her from behind, giving us a nice look at her big, wonderful ass. He pulls out and she gets on her knees and he jerks off into her mouth. Veronica is a nice, curvy natural girl with a good sense of energy who seems to really enjoy herself here, a quality that always makes an otherwise typical scene like this more enjoyable.
Scene 3 – Draven Star & Jessie Lee: Cheerleaders Jessie and Draven are in the locker room with one of the jocks. They take turns sucking him off to get things started, and they take their time here. Lots of good eye contact to go along with the sucking and slurping and the girls seem pretty good at sharing here. From there Jessie gets on her back and blows him while Draven eats her out. They switch it up a bit and go back to giving him a double blow job, and then Jessie rides him cowgirl style while Draven licks away at the action zone. From there Draven rides him reverse cowgirl style and then gets fucked missionary style. Jessie gets on all fours and he fucks her from behind while she goes down on Draven and then the girls climb on top of each other, asses out, so he can fuck one and then the other. They orally finish him and then push him into the lockers and gorge themselves on the blood that comes out of his neck when they feed on him. This was a pretty solid three way with the girls doing a nice job of taking turns on him. The oral is the main focus here and they do it well but the fucking that occurs in various positions is spirited and seemingly pretty genuine.
Scene 4 – Krissie Dee: Cute Asian Krissy is in the bedroom with a trio of jocks, but after a drawn out discussion things start to get hot and heavy. She takes her pants down and starts sucking dick, taking on two guys, sucking one while the other fucks her from behind. Tommy Pistol stands in the corner and watches, jerking off, while she lets the others take turns fucking her pussy and her mouth from a few different angles. They switch it up a lot and she gives them both plenty of oral and plenty of riding too. Eventually she gets us up the ass and once Tommy turns into a werewolf he moves in and takes over, fucking her mouth and then her pussy. They DP her and she just keeps going until each one blows his load all over her face and her chest. If you’re into group scenes this is well done, and having Tommy turn into a werewolf was an amusing touch. Krissie has got a lot of energy and seems to really love what she does here, taking on all challengers and getting as down and dirty as they want her to. It never gets too rough, everyone seems to be having fun.
Scene 5 – Draven Star, Krissie Dee, Jessie Lee, Veronica Layke & Joanna Angel: In this final scene, Veronica’s character has now joined the ranks of the other vampire girls and to celebrate they hit the bleachers in the gym and have a big ol’ lesbian orgy. Joanna goes at it with Veronica first and she remains the center piece of this group fuck but the girls all do a good amount of changing it up and enjoying what one another can bring to the situation. Whoever isn’t getting eaten out is doing the eating and typically some self fingering too and there’s all sorts of sloppy pussy eating and ass munching on display here to go along with the finger fucking and titty sucking. The girls are into it, lots of enthusiasm and what would appear to be pretty genuine orgasming going on to make this completely stroke-worthy if you dig group girl scenes.
This final scene leads into a pretty goofy comedy finish, but we don’t want to spoil the ending on this one… but it’s amusing and somehow completely appropriate. This isn’t a particularly deep movie, it just takes the vampire fetish and the cheerleader fetish and combines them into one single low budget quickie but it is fun, funny, sexy and pretty entertaining at that.
This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable non-anamorphic 1.78.1 widescreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there’s not a lot to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything is coming up roses as far as the look of the film is concerned.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient, even if the levels are unusually low (this is fixed easily enough by simply turning up the volume). The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The soundtrack is mixed in properly at a respectable level so as not to overshadow the speaking parts when they do occur. Bass response is nice and lively and overall, for a porno movie, this is a better than average effort.
The main extra on the disc is a Behind The Scenes featurettes that runs a few seconds shy of twenty-four minutes in length. For some reason the compression on it isn’t so hot but it features some nice footage of Joanna at a photo shoot followed by footage of the other ladies being shot too. There’s some behind the scenes/on set footage here, some goofing around and relaxing and a decent amount of sex footage too. Some candid interviews are also included in this featurette as well. Nothing particularly deep, but interesting enough to watch once and sometimes quite amusing. Aside from that we get trailers for a few other Burning Angel titles, a still gallery, a collection of web links, menus and scene selection.
Vampire Cheerleaders isn’t deep but it is two and a half hours of hot sex and goofy comedy, harmless sexy fun that plays up its premise is silly but fairly effective ways. The girls all look good and seem to be enjoying themselves and the sex scenes are well shot, well paced and plenty steamy. The disc looks and sounds pretty decent and the behind the scenes featurettes is actually worth watching for once. Recommended!