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Phat Ass White Girls 9

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/30/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Phat Ass White Girls (P.A.W.G.) 9

Jules Jordan Video/Morally Corrupt

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Charlee Monroe, Jordan Ash, Ava Alvares, Chris Strokes, Remy LaCroix, Mike Adriano, Ashley Fires

Length: 199:16 minutes

Date of Production: 5/21/2014


Extras: The only extras were a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, a company website link included though it again did not work for me when I tried it in my web browser (reverting to the usual JJV website where no mention is made of the company).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass White Girls 9 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video. Having only reviewed a few volumes of the series, my general observation is that the shows seem a bit rough around the edges compared to Mike’s works elsewhere but still provide a good amount of his usual fun factor frolicking my peers and I appreciate. The lighting and editing were decent here and while it seemed somewhat like a scaled down version of one of Mike’s double disc endeavors, I liked it nonetheless. The fleshtones, compression rates, and other visual elements worked well enough to merit a nod, each of the ladies worth her weight in gold given the action too, though Mike’s cameraman went uncredited. The aural qualities of the show were definitely prone to comparison against other web to DVD productions, the vocals typically heard well enough though there were some portions where the ladies whispered comments instead of stating them loudly and proudly.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director of hardcore ass flicks for Morally Corrupt, Jules Jordan Video distributing their titles. His latest work coming in for review is called Phat Ass White Girls 9, four thick ass foxes taking the hot beef injection like seasoned professionals with a lot of oral tricks to boot. This time, the ladies included Remy LaCroix, Ashley Fires, Ava Alvares, and Charlee Monroe; one glance at the front cover proving each of them delivered the titular goods in regards to being white and having juicy asses to be played with. As mentioned previously, the PAWG series started out as a Bang Bros website, that company bought by another company so I’ll be waiting for the details of how the Morally Corrupt company fits into the scheme of things. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Charlee Monroe, the blond featured on the upper right cover of the front cover, was up first with Jordan Ash, her genetically gifted ass as impressive now as it has ever been. She initially wore a blue skirt and green top, her smile welcoming as she spoke with the cameraman, the two commenting how this is her second scene in the series. She was outside on the stairs when she flashed her ginormous ass with a skimpy pink g-string nestled deep inside her yummy ass cheeks, a light coating of fine hairs present as she catered to his need to gather tease footage at length. Her pussy was nearly bald and she went inside to play with a huge red jelly dildo, teasing at great length before a much more reasonably sized white vibrator was used to warm her up. Jordan was the helpful soul assisting her and she reciprocated by sitting on his lucky face as he gobbled her gash and rimmed her, Charlee slobbing his knob and applying some hand to gland friction to arouse him into a turgid state for vaginal fucking. She was a very active rider who loved to give more head between positions, pumping to meet his thrusts as she took him balls deep in the chemistry filled tryst. This eventually drained his dragon of semen that he launched all over her ass crack, Charlee rubbing the fluids into her sin and smiling at the results she had with him.


Scene Two: Ava Alvares, the juicy brunette seen on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up next with an hourglass figure that impressed the female cameraman. She sat by the pool in a patterned top and tight jeans, her hips and ass looking quite pronounced when she stood up to show how “super big” her ass was. Ava was paired up with Chris Strokes after a great deal of teasing, her black g-string pulled off for her to be oiled up for even greater impact from a gal built for comfort over speed. She was oiled up some more as she knelt on all fours, her ass in the air and cheeks spread as her perfect pucker came into view. Chris started slapping her ass with his boner before she grabbed it to suck, her friendly personality maintained as he took her from behind for some active vaginal pounding. Her bald beaver easily accommodated his cock with all the oil on them but she seemed to enjoy him a lot, her dirty talk enhancing things a bit too. She impaled herself on a multitude of cowgirl variations until he plastered her face with sperm, her positive nature kept going even as the camera faded out.


Scene Three: Remy LaCroix, the wonderfully gifted young babe featured on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up next with Mike Adriano, the gal arguably the highest profile cast member regardless of gender at this writing. She had on her cover attire with some stretch pants, the verbal banter including talk of her hula hoop (she actually had it in the car). The tease included a nice amount of footage of her in her pants sitting backwards on a clear chair, her ripe rump initially having a purple thong shoved up her splendid ass until it was removed to showcase her precious pucker. After more tease, Mike stuffed his face up her ass to pleasure her orally, his finger probing her ass (both tasting it too) before she flipped over so he could eat her shaven snatch too. She really adored his oral skills here and kept great eye contact with him, some vaginal boning leading to her inhaling him orally as well. They engaged in some titty play from there, Mike oiling her up for the expected anal plowing that set her on fire, Mike nearly losing it because she was so tight and Remy getting into the anal stimulation. There was some ATM but the entire scene was off the charts in terms of fun factor and Remy having a great time, the gal sucking every last drop of his seed out of his balls and swallowing it while stroking his rod, licking him clean before the camera faded out.


Scene Four: Ashley Fires, the blond booty babe featured on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up last with Chris Strokes. The cameraman mentioned his affiliation with Bang Bros and showed almost no knowledge of her (she pointed out she has always been a blond, is married, and had not been on PAWG before in contrast to his comments). The lawn maintenance people were working in the background during the interview by the pool but it did not stop the guys from giving her a wedgie, the ongoing discussion regarding whether the “P” in PAWG meant “perfect” or “phat” as well as how her modest gain in weight has enhanced her shapely curves. The lengthy tease led to the show moving into the house, Ashley using a small vibrator to get especially excited as her pussy became increasingly wet (just a wisp of pubic hair noticed as she removed her panties). Chris started massaging her juicy ass as she continued using the toy, his tongue working her back to front and Ashley blowing him in a variety of positions, including him hoisting her up for a standing 69. Ashley was a very active rider and allowed him to fuck her pussy and ass, bouncing her bubble butt to show she was an all around skilled lady as she took every bit of him inside of her three holes. The solid eye contact and fun factor she encouraged enhanced the scene too, her dirty talk nicely applied throughout the scene as she thoroughly got into the sex as much as any of her peers, the guy busting a nut all over her face for her to scoop up and swallow every last drop and provide some post coital head.

Summary: Phat Ass White Girls 9 by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video was good enough to merit a rating of Highly Recommended for anyone appreciative of attractive ladies with shapely asses and wonderful sex skills. With starlets like Remy LaCroix, Ashley Fires, Ava Alvares, and Charlee Monroe on hand to provide “big, bouncy, round booty”, you really can’t go wrong as an ass aficionado. In short, Phat Ass White Girls 9 provided some tremendous levels of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value that earned it a place beside Mike’s other works under the JJV umbrella, even if anal exploration was not the primary role most of the time; perhaps some of the ladies upgrading soon enough to score roles in Mike’s “other” movies so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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