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Hairy Mormons of Salt Lake City

Studio: Other » Review by Sex Reed » Review Date: 6/30/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Director: Uncredited

Running time: 123 minutes

Condoms: In scene three only

Genre: Hairy, barely legal

Release date: 5/22/2014

Cast: Nadia, Patsy, Angela, Benjamin, Jason, Martin, and Ted.

Scene one: Nadia and Benjamin

The first scene opens with a striptease from Nadia, a brunette cutie with perky boobs. She undresses in her dorm room before getting down to business: she masturbates anally with her vibrator. Any bets that she would exhibit a form of Mormon modesty are quickly off. Benjamin comes in at a good time and knows that he can’t go wrong here and she’s raring to go. No words need to be spoken.

The scene has no dialogue between Nadia and Benjamin, just moves from striptease to masturbation to sex. When he shows up in the picture, he works on her tits and licks her hairy pussy before putting his hard cock in her ass doggy style. She’s a cute and freaky girl with a great smile, so it’s fun to watch her fuck on-screen. She takes it from behind and only anally, in a host of different positions: doggy-style, spooning, and reverse cowgirl. The scene winds down with an anal creampie and a big smile from Nadia.

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Scene two: Patsy and Benjamin

Patsy is a cute ginger girl getting a massage from Benjamin. They call her “Carrot Twat.” She’s naked under a towel, giving him easy access to her nice tits – and rest of her body. As he gets to massage her thighs and then ass, she can’t help but reach down to finger her hairy bush as he’s rubbing her. She doesn’t mind that he puts some fingers inside of her. She then sucks on his tool and then welcomes it into her hairy pussy as she’s on her back on the massage table.

They fuck missionary and then doggy-style. Patsy is really gorgeous and horny and she gives a good performance here. The entire scene is stroke-worthy because of the energy Patsy puts into the fucking she’s getting. I wish there was a little bit of dialogue to set up the scene, but it’s a hot scene nonetheless. There’s nothing particularly “Mormon” about the scene (or the one before it), but Patsy is so gorgeous and sexy and horny that you don’t seem to mind. She finishes the scene off by taking a cumshot on her face, and with a beaming smile.

Scene three: Angela and Jason

The scene is set up as “Two Brigham Computer Majors interface” at a “Drayer Hall.” Though there is no actual Drayer Hall at Brigham Young University and it doesn’t seem all that likely that Angela would be in thigh-highs and garters as she’s chatting with a schoolmate online, we’ll just go with it. After a few back-and-forth messages, Jason comes over and black-haired babe Angela is ready to fuck him. She’s stripping off all of his clothes basically as he gets in the door. There isn’t anything that would exhibit nerdiness between the two stars, but it’s soon forgotten because of the chemistry between Angela and Jason.

 When they get each other’s clothes off, he dives into her hairy pussy. He fucks her with a condom, first missionary and then doggy-style. She’s the most animated and talkative girl we’ve seen in this movie thus far. She guides Jason through every step of fucking her, and it’s very sexy to watch. The backstory is mostly irrelevant and doesn’t add anything to the scene, but Angela obviously loves the fuck she’s getting and it’s infectious to watch. It’s a good fuck regardless of any measure.

Scene four: Nadia and Martin

Nadia is back for another scene, and again she’s cute and horny and hairy. It’s a welcome sight. She’s in a different dorm room, but the setup is similar. She seduces Martin and lets him feel her tight body as she’s slipping out of her clothing, but she doesn’t say anything, letting her guidance do all of the talking – and she guides Martin’s hard cock into her waiting asshole.

Nadia is an anal freak, and bless her for it. She doesn’t let either of her costars inside of her pussy. She fucks Martin in nearly every position as long as he can get his cock inside of her ass. He fucks her from behind, on her side and with her on top. She’s very cute, so her faux innocence works for a few minutes. She’s on top when she receives the second of two promised anal creampies by the DVD box cover.

Scene five: Patsy and Ted

Redhead babe Patsy is back for another scene, and I’m glad to get the chance to see her and her hairy pussy again. She’s masturbating with her fingers on a couch when Ted comes in, supposedly from his mission. He picks up where she left off and fingers her bush after getting her out of her clothes. It’s a hot scene that is helped along by just how cute Patsy is. It hits the bases for most porn scenes (oral sex, missionary, etc…) but I have come to love watching Patsy fuck and would love to see her in more scenes going forward. There’s something I find irresistible about her cuteness and her willingness.

Video and audio:

Video is shot in anamorphic widescreen with a 1.78/1 ratio. Audio is in Dolby Digital 2. The video and audio quality are good overall.


DVD extras are limited to a photo gallery and scene selection.

Final thoughts:

The film is a well-crafted porn film that does a nice job overall. The three women (Nadia, Patsy, and Angela) are cute, horny girls who like having sex on screen, and they're reportedly all local to Utah. There was little that actually had anything to do with Mormonism, which is sort of unfortunate because it’s ripe for porn parody. They also didn’t do anything to make the girls’ hairiness part of the storyline, and maybe that’s for the better because it’s not everyone’s kink. Still, I found each of the three stars welcome and would love to see more of them in the future scenes (or past that I’ll need to look for). For that reason, this is recommended. 

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