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Seattle Hairy Girls 83 & 84

Studio: Exquisite » Review by Sex Reed » Review Date: 6/30/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Director: Rodney Moore

Running time: 137 minutes

Condoms: No

Genre: Hairy, gonzo, masturbation

Release date: 6/23/2014

Cast: Rosie Cheeks, Vivi Marie, Teddy Snowflower, Harley Hex, Cecilia Sweet, Amber, and Rodney Moore

Scene one: Rosie Cheeks and Rodney Moore

Rosie is a cute and thick model who is going to Rodney’s apartment for a photo shoot. She’s worked with him before and he says he’s excited to work with her again. She’s been through the drill, so she knows what to expect and poses for his photos without much enthusiasm. After he’s done with his photos, he tells her of his idea for an action scene, but she says she has a new boyfriend who doesn’t like her doing boy/girl scenes and offers a masturbation scene instead. Rodney accepts, begrudgingly.

Rodney pleads with her to first let him jerk off while she does her scene, then asks if he could lick her hairy pussy if it’s not part of the scene. Next thing you know, he’s persuaded her to let him fuck her, on the promise that it’s only part of his private collection. It’s an enjoyable scene because Rosie doesn’t look like a porn starlet; she’s tattooed, hairy (pussy and armpits), and her body isn’t lithe and perfect. But she’s sexy in her own way, and she puts in a good scene with Rodney Moore. She also gives the masturbation scene she promised, and takes a Rodney Blast on her face.

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Scene two: Vivi Marie

This is a masturbation scene with Vivi Marie, a cute Latina babe with a small frame. She narrates her scene and explains why she let her hair grow out down there. She teases the camera by promising to show her hairy bush, but first letting you see how it has grown beyond her panty line. She rubs her pussy and then gets a dildo to help her with the task at hand. She’s a great woman with a tight body, so it’s fun to watch her please herself on camera. Her narration makes it feel like you’re masturbating with her.

Scene three: Teddy Snowflower

As the scene opens, Teddy Snowflower is in the same home as the first scene. She’s on the phone with a friend who tells her that her visiting cousin thinks she’s cute. She is, but she has a date. She talks to the camera in the first person with someone who is supposedly turned off by her bush and she kicks him out. Then she calls her friend’s cousin. She invites him over and the first thing she says is, “I heard you like hairy pussy.” Then she puts on a show for “him.” It’s a nice masturbation scene that has Teddy bringing herself to climax with a purple dildo.

 Scene four: Harley Hex

This scene will turn off people for a few reasons. First, Harley Hex is not just hairy when it comes to her pussy, but also her armpits and legs. If you can get past that, there’s also a grating echo with the audio in the first few minutes of the scene. Even though I found it hard to get past the hairy legs, I also thought she was really pretty, so I enjoyed her in the masturbation scene. She brought herself off with a dildo. She finished the scene by taking a few selfies with the dildo stuck inside of her pussy. I would not mind at all if she sexted them to me.

Scene five: Cecilia Sweet

Cecilia is a cute brunette who is talking to her friend on the phone and wants to get set up with her friend’s boyfriend’s cousin. But when she’s told that her pussy is to hairy for him, she’s insulted and decides to stay in and masturbate. She teases her nipples and rubs her pussy before getting out a red toy to help her cum. It’s a nice solo scene and she brings herself to a nice climax. Nice scene all around.

Scene six: Amber

Amber is a cute brunette who is addressing a potential suitor off camera. She says that she’s relieved that he’s okay with her hairiness. She wears glasses and has a nerdy quality to her, so I find her quite appealing. She puts on a masturbation scene, as well. She’s on a couch and first slips into some lingerie before taking it off. I wish she didn’t take off her glasses, too, but it still likely makes for my favorite scene of the movie. She narrates the scene like she’s getting fucked. There’s a twist to her scene that is unexpected and not entirely welcome, but I liked her enthusiasm and her dirty talk, to say nothing of her hairy bush.

Video and audio:

Video is shot in anamorphic widescreen with a 1.78/1 ratio. Audio quality is mostly acceptable, though there is an echo during the scene with Harley Hex.


DVD extras are limited to scene selection, if that counts.

Final thoughts:

I like Rodney Moore because I don’t think there’s anyone else in (straight) porn who has expanded the definition of sexiness and beauty quite the way he has. He gets women who wouldn’t at first appeal to casting directors or modeling scouts, but are uniquely sexy. All of the women featured here are hot in their own unconventional way. There are a lot of imperfections in the movie, and I wish there was a little more than one scene with any action, but it’s a fine movie overall. Plus, Teddy Snowflower, Amber and Cecilia Sweet are all very cute. I’d love to see more of them soon.

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