Valentina, a gorgeous, MILF-y brunette slowly undresses as she enters the bathroom. The camera loves her curves, as they’re well-accentuated. She doesn’t say anything, but once she’s naked, she gets in the shower for a hot scene. She lathers up her body with soap, paying careful attention to her bush, before using the showerhead to rinse off, and using it like a vibrator, and more. She brings herself to an orgasm with her fingers, and she squirts. I could have used some dirty talk or more moaning, but it was nice to watch her fuck herself.
Scene two: Nikki Daniels
It feels like my prayers (however modest they are) are being answered with the second scene featuring a dirty-talking brunette babe, Nikki Daniels. She’s a very sexy thirty-something who narrates her masturbation. It was enjoyable watching her talk about her furry pussy while rubbing it. She mostly sits on an ugly, blue couch while playing with herself. The scene, though, takes a bizarre turn when it wraps up with a view of Nikki pissing in a toilet. It was unexpected and unwelcome. Still, the final thirty seconds shouldn’t spoil the proceeding scene.
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Scene three: Viola Starr
Viola Starr’s scene opens with her talking to a friend about how she suspects infidelity with her partner, who she hasn’t seen in a month. She says that she’s going to get even by making a video of her masturbating and send it to the secretary he’s supposedly fucking. Oh, and she hasn’t shaved her armpits, legs, or pussy in that month. The dirty talk to the camera is sexy, and the plot is an effective (if implausible) way to give the one-camera setup and the scenario a semblance of legitimacy. She’s also a pretty girl with a pierced clit and has a nice orgasm. If you’re not turned off by the hairy legs, she’s responsible for my favorite scene on the disc.
Scene four: Nuna
Nuna’s scene begins with the pretty Asian girl waking up. She’s on a bed in her bra and panties, and she gets up, strips, does some stretches, and is ready to masturbate. It’s a slow moving scene that is hauntingly quiet. Even the vibrator is barely audible. She only became a little animated as she neared climax. She’s a good looking woman with a hairy bush willing to masturbate for our enjoyment, but it was a little boring of a scene.
Scene five: Feral Slut
Feral Slut’s scene is another one that slowly builds up, but the payoff is worth it. She’s doing a bunch of stretches and yoga poses, but she’s already naked the first time we see her. And we get a view of the hairy pussy on her. She eventually moves into furiously rubbing her tight pussy for our enjoyment. Her moans are loud, and she gives herself a nice climax. The scene finishes up with her rinsing herself off in the shower.
Scene six: Pairis Angelo
The final scene should have been left off the disc altogether. While trying to maintain my promise to only be complimentary towards women’s looks in reviewing porn, let’s just say that it’ll be a small percentage of viewers who will find Pairis Angelo attractive. She’s older, has large, sagging boobs, and just isn’t as young as the other women featured on this disc. I’m not saying that she’s not attractive, only caveat emptor. I suppose having a blonde makes for a nice balance. She masturbates in the shower and then blow-dries her furry bush.
Video and audio:
The video was shot in anamorphic widescreen, with a 1.78/1 ratio. The audio was frustrating because many of the scenes were quiet, with performers making little noise, and then would segue into advertisements for the Third World Media catalogue with loud music. There's also a Third World Media watermark in the lower, left corner throughout the entire movie.
DVD extras included ten different (selectable) trailers and a photo gallery.
I suppose the movie should get some credit for taking its viewers outside of their comfort zone. People should know that they are not just getting a masturbation disc full of unshaven women, but they’re see other fetishes they might not be signing up for, like watersports, hairy legs, and the older woman whose body isn’t quite as tight and trim as her younger counterparts. But I also am grateful for being turned on to Viola Starr, in more ways than one. I’ll gladly watch her scene over and over again, and most of Nikki Daniels’.