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24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody


Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 7/12/14


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24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Wicked Pictures
Written, Produced and Directed by Axel Braun
Date of Production:
Running Time: 2:25:29
Condoms:Yes
 
 
Starring:
 
Kurt Lockwood
Ash Hollywood
Claire Robbins
Alektra Blue
Penny Pax
Brie Simone
Kaylani Lei
Giovanni Francesco
Tyler Nixon
Alec Knight
Seth Gamble
Tyler Knight
Ron Jeremey
 
Special Features:
 
 
Disc One: Full Length Feature in 5.1 Dolby Digital, Chapter Selection, plus 2 trailers and ads
 
Disc Two: Non-Sex Version, Behind the Scenes, Cast Reading, 3 Bonus Sex Scenes, Photo Gallery, Trailers
 
Technical Stats:
 
Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 384Kbps
 
Video: Mpeg-2 at around 3-5 Mbps
 
Output: LPCM 48KHz/16bits
 
He's back..and he's gonna need a hacksaw!
 
Legendary director and 24 mega-fan Axel Braun delivers porn parody gold with this hilariously sexy spoof featuring uber badass Jack Bauer on the longest, funniest day of his life. Think you can't laugh your ass off, be hugely entertained , and get totally turned on at the same time? You don't know Jack!
 
 
Penny and Alec (SPOTLIGHT SCENE)
 
 
Mile High Club Time! Some locking of the lips as they get rid of a few layers of clothes. She finds room to get down on her knees and work over his cock, slurping and stroking it. A long oral worship of his cock and balls, and some facial violating, before giving her a few spurts of custard on her face. Luckily a 14 minute BJ scene is worth watching due to Penny's oral skills.
 
Alektra and Penny
 
Seems Penny is still a little hot from the previous scene, and lucky for us, Alektra wants to play. Some kissing and fondling before they take turns enjoying their tits. Alektra grabs on and gives Penny's ass and pussy a few licks, followed by some finger banging. Penny returns the favor with some ass and pussy licking as well, getting her motor running quick. Some nice dominating from Alektra, before she bends over and let's Penny's tongue work her ass and pussy over some more. One last lick fest before this lesbian tryst is over.
 
 
Ash, Seth and Tyler
 
It's a threeway party, as they grab and grope her, before she gets on her knees and finds a cock in her mouth and hands. Plenty of spit to go around as she works their swords. Some performance issues leads to Seth being the first inside her pussy, while she continues to work over Tyler. Seth gives her some nice doggy pounding, and then after some more cock riding, Tyler finally gets his shot inside her pussy, as they keep her pussy and mouth busy. Seems like Seth is more up for the fun, but Ash is doing her best to keep Tyler at attention. Back on her knees she receives some cum from each of them, playing with each shot before calling it a day.
 
Brie and Kurt
 
While the President is out, means the First Lady wants to play, and she's not wasting any time showing his cock some love, swallowing and giving it some spit as she gags on it. After her oral session, she bends over as he slides in for some ass slapping doggy. A few position changes, but nothing earth shattering from this action hero unfortunately. After some missionary, he pulls out and gives the First Lady's tongue a frosting of cum.
 
Alektra, Kaylani, Giovanni
 
She's got a way to get what she wants with her mouth, and he's reaping the benefits. And as an added bonus, Kaylani enters and finds her mouth wrapped around his cock, as they double team his sword. After some oral love from all, Alektra rides his cock, while Kaylani takes a seat on his face, once again, a position we all hope to be in at some point in our lives. Can't quite read Kaylani during the doggy, can't tell if she is trying to make the best out of a bad situation or not. Seems to be more one on one than three-some fun for the most part. This could be the fanboy in me talking but, Alektra seems to be working out better with him. The girls end up on their knees, mouths wide open, as he drops some cum in each of their mouths.
 
Claire and Kurt
 
Seems the computer nerd has a dark and twisted side, as she has jack tied up, ok maybe she's not that twisted, but she's trying. Starting off with some cock sucking, seems to be the right choice. A nice combo of dual fisting and her mouth, making sure his balls are getting some attention as well. Some hands on with her tits, before she's back to worshipping his cock. I almost though we were going to end the way we started with a BJ scene, but she spreads her legs, as he slides into her pussy. I will give some kudos for Claire and her energy and dirty talk that pops up at different parts of the scene, and of course the redhead part always helps me. I will say the doggy is the strongest position for these two, adding in some hair pulling to the mix. Seems she really wants to impress the boss, as she offers up some anal as she rides him. The anal play continues until we get the best cumshot of the movie, blasting her face and mouth, the finale perhaps.
 
Overall Thoughts:
 
Well let me just start of by saying that I have never seen this show, and my only knowledge of it, is from various commercials and various pop culture references. That being said, I feel like I am mostly basing this review on the sex aspect, although I am willing to admit there were some funny parts in it, and I am sure I am missing out on a few Easter eggs for all you die hard fans out there. Having Alektra in the cast was a highlight for me, and kudos to Penny Pax for getting spotlight scene with her great BJ scene that got us started. And because it's a Wicked release, there is no shortage of special features and the extra boost in the technical stats, most importantly the 5.1 Dolby Digital. A few issues here, and some bleh moments, are going to leave this one as a RENT IT for me, like I said, if you are a fan of the show, perhaps it might be more enjoyable for you. And before I forget, Kurt Lockwood does a great Kiefer Sutherland impression, which is important when it comes to these parodies.
 
 
 

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