Cast: Ava Addams, Phoenix Marie, Erik Everhard, Aleksa Nicole, Mick Blue, Jessie Rogers, Ramon Nomar, Madison Rose, Keiran Lee, Nikki Sexx, Danny D.
Length: 192:14 minutes
Date of Production: 5/7/2014
Extras: The best extra was the 29:54 minute long Bonus scene between Bridgette B., Erik Everhard, and Keiran Lee in a scene called “Breakfast With Bridgette” from 2/16/2013. The company described the scene like this: “Keiran and Erik wake up after a wild party to a big-tittied blonde making bacon! Once they realize they aren't dreaming, sexy Bridgette informs them that they had a threesome the night before. And just to refresh their memories, she decides to let them in on a little post-breaky double-dicky action.” There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and web access.
Audio/Video Quality: Big Butts Like It Big 16 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the various uncredited directors of Brazzers. As no crew are ever credited in their works, I won’t have to name names but the truth is that the lighting was good, the camera work often very good, and the editing a major leap forward from the company’s older works I used to review years ago. There was no watermark on the screen and while I would have appreciated more sexual diversity in the scenes, the sex acts seemed to follow a strict and cohesive pattern, I cannot fault the technical aspects of how they were shot. The aural components were of similar lineage, the 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo offerings of the scenes not giving any true separation that I could hear but the vocals easy to understand and the light musical refrains and ambient sounds fairly good when used.
Body of Review: Brazzers is one of the megalithic internet porn companies that some like to complain about for all sorts of reasons but their body of work so large that it includes something for almost everyone. All the big stars who aren’t under contract shoot for them and a number of skilled directors and crew work their magic from behind the camera on said scenes, they just don’t get credited for them as they would in more traditional companies. Their latest release making it to me is called Big Butts Like It Big 16, a collection of five scenes (6 if you include the bonus scene) where youthful ladies engage in anal sex, the emphasis on showing off their “big, wet asses” making it work for me. With ladies such as Phoenix Marie, Ava Addams, and Jessie Rogers, among others, there was a lot of stroke potential here to appreciate, the bonus scene with Bridgette B. also of interest. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Wait! You’re Fucking Erik Too?: Ava Addams, Phoenix Marie, and Erik Everhard were up first after the scantily clad ladies figured out he was boning both of them. Rather than whine about it like most women would, they embraced it given they were already doing each other too. The ladies gobbled gash and rimmed ass, slobbing his knob and actively riding him in a multitude of penetrative positions with ample oral to boot. I thought the ladies were perfect together and had a winning combination with Erik, some vaginal included on their bald beavers before the anal took over. The chemistry and energy levels were superior, as were the eye contact and enthusiasm observed, an anal creampie sucked out of Phoenix’s ass by Ava at the end. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Erik's somehow managed to juggle dates with the hottest milfs, Ava Addams and Phoenix Maries without either one finding out! Until these best friends go sunbathing and start chatting about their bogus boyfriend. Some guys have all the luck. Erik's somehow managed to juggle dates with the hottest Milfs, Ava Addams and Phoenix Marie, without either one finding out! Until these best friends go sunbathing and start chatting about their bogus boyfriend. Doesn't take long for them to figure out they're being lied to. Erik's in for the surprise of his life when he shows up for a sexy threesome with both of his girlfriends.” 7/6/2013
Scene Two: Private Dancer Double Penetration: Aleksa Nicole, a sexy brunette babe, was up next striptease dancing in black light while wearing skimpy but reflective clothing before engaging both Mick Blue and Erik Everhard in some hard core sex. The oral was plentiful but the primary sex act was the guys plowing her perfect pucker, a lot of DP footage included before she took a mouth pop of semen and an anal creampie of sperm, the fleshy cutie well worth a look. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Auditions are done for new recruits at the strip club and the guys still haven't found the right dancer. They are ready to pack it in when Aleksa appears in her glow in the dark fishnet and gives them the dance of their dreams. She works the pole like a pro with her big fake tits before showing her best pornstar moves on both guys at once. Watch her eye popping double penetration performance here in HD.” 2/2/2013
Scene Three: Ass-tastic English Lessons: Jessie Rogers, a lean young lady with strawberry blond hair and some nice curves, was up next as an English language tutor to Ramon Nomar, her tight blue jean shorts and revealing red top catching his eye (mostly her juicy ass in those shorts, yum!). He invited her in after almost losing his golden opportunity, the couple spending some time on the couch which led to her slobbing his knob and nuzzling his nuts while also providing some hand to gland friction. He didn’t reciprocate but was soon balls deep inside the young tart’s sweet ass, a variety of penetrative positions leading to him plastering her face with spew. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Jessie needs to pay off her tuition, so she decides to give english lessons to raise money but when she stops in at Ramon's place, he agrees to a lesson anyways. But when he has no money to pay Jessie, she suggests to deposit his cock in her ass!” 10/17/2012
Scene Four: Jealous Asshole: Madison Rose, a sultry brunette with a fleshy ass and big rack, was up next playing mind games to inspire Keiran Lee to treat her better. This involved sparking the green eyed monster in the living room with a new guy, Keiran eventually walking in on them as she gave the new guy a lap dance with that smoking hot juicy ass. Keiran kicked him out and savored her ass, devouring it like he gave a fuck at last which led to more oral by both of them as well as a foot job, some active anal included after they warmed up in her pussy. It ended with him jerking himself off rapidly until dousing her face with his seed, dipping back inside her to finish up on a high note. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Madison is tired of her lazy ex-boyfriend living at her place, so she brings a date over to make Keiran jealous. It doesn't take long for her passionate moaning to drive him over the edge and in no time he's storming up the stairs to take that pussy back!” 1/9/2013
Scene Five: Stick It In My Big Country Ass: Nikki Sexx, a bleach bond older gal in daisy duke shorts and a plaid top, was up last as she was abducted by aliens in the form of super lame Danny D. She taunted him with her thick ass and he shied away from it until she brought him up to speed, some rimming and anal penetration bringing him on board as she blew him and gave some fine dirty talk. He fucked all three of her holes from there, preferring her sweet ass over her bald beaver, the pasty white dude depositing his nut all over her implants and face for her to swallow some. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Can you imagine someone wanting to get abducted in a UFO? It's easier if you picture a slutty hillbilly like Nikki Sexx who's so desperate to get a probe deep in her butthole she starts waving her big country ass around until the scientist gives in and dicks her down with his massive rod!” 7/19/2013
Summary: Big Butts Like It Big 16 by the uncredited directors of Brazzers was a decent selection of attractive ladies, had solid technical values, and what would have been above average extras if a BTS or other title specific extra had been included but the bonus scene was okay with Bridgette B. in charge. A few of the scenes were on the weak side and none of them showcased the major talent I like so much as well as expected but there was a whole lot of fun factor going on in their anal sex sessions to balance some of that out so I gave this a rating of Recommended but mainly because you could spend the same money joining the company website and download all these scenes and a great deal more in no time at all with a good internet connection. In short, Big Butts Like It Big 16 was a good advertisement of why joining the company website would make sense, the relatively short vignettes needing some polishing up in both the feature department as well as the sex aspects to merit a higher rating given the totality of circumstance but it was a step forward for the company so I hope they continue to upgrade and eventually credit their crews, enhance their extras, and provide more fuck for the buck so check it out.
---- You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon