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Big Ass Crush

Studio: Airerose Entertainment » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 7/23/14

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Category: Big Ass/All Sex



Cast: Anikka Albrite/Phoenix Marie/Chanel Preston/Maddy O'Reilly/Derrick Pierce/Marco Banderas/John Strong

Director: Jordan Septo

Extras: BTS/Photo Gallery

Release Date: 6/5/2014

Runtime: 145 Mins

*There is no online trailer available for this film*

Click on the photo above for more informatio on Jordan Septo's 'Big Ass Crush'


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Anikka Albrite/Marco Banderas

The premiere scene in Jordan Septo's 'Big Ass Crush' from Airerose Entertainment kicks off as we see Anikka Albrite giving us a solid tease mixed with a pre-scene interview scaterred throughout. The tease is nice but unfortunately loses its flow as it keeps reverting back to Anikka in an interview format, but does provide some noteworthy information from the beautiful blonde for those interested. This introductory segment goes on for some time before finally jumping into the matter at hand, with Anikka approaching Marco Banderas for some pre-sex ass eating from the latin lady killer. After the ass eating, Anikka gives a nice throat throttling bj to Mr Banderas, eventually evolving into the sex that initiates in a doggie style pussy pumping. Sex runs through some solid moments, each time reverting to the blowie before moving into the next position and ultimately ending with a decent facial from Marco to cap things off. A mainly solid scene here from the stars, having a bit of slowness in the early stages and relying on the latter half for the most energetic and intense moments. 

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Phoenix Marie/Derrick Pierce


The second scene begins with another tease/interview sequence with the beautifully curvaceous Phoenix Marie. The tease is again set to some unbelievably cheesy canned music and mainly focuses on Phoenix's backside throughout its 6 minute runtime. The action sets in when Phoenix approaches a shirtless (big surprise) Derrick Pierce and he begins in an exaggerated pussy and ass munching festival that soon gives way to the blowie settting in. Sex starts with a cowgirl dick ride from the beautiful Phoenix, soon moving into missionary and reverse cowgirl before the finale pop is extruded from Derrick's dong onto Phoenix's buttcheeks. There was absolutely nothing that is extraordinary about this scene overall; The intro became stale as it continued forward and the sex throughout the scene seemed less genuine and translated poorly to the viewer. Not great.

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Chanel Preston/John Strong

Anal, ATM

Chanel Preston is next up, setting up her scene with another tease that is consistently interrupted by her telling us a bit about herself. I wouldn't mind these breaks in the action so much if they actually provided some information that is relatively interesting, but all of these interview pieces are so fucking bland and monotonous that it eventually becomes a lot more of a hindrance than a help. Anyways, the tease moves forward and does so decently since Chanel is essentially one of the most gorgeous women on earth, with action setting in after she approaches a shirtless (I'm sensing a pattern) John Strong.  John welcomes the beautiful Chanel by munching her love muffin, before she eventually gives him the best blowjob yet showcased in the film, by far. Chock full of dick slop and energy, Chanel slams Strong's jizz whistle down her throat wonderfully as he jams it deeper and deeper down her throat before she climbs on top of him for cowgirl cock-riding. Sex throughout the scene is probably the most intense yet featured, moving into some hard anal in the later stages of it all where Mr Strong really lets Chanel's 2-hole have it. The scene caps off with a standard facial and finishes with Chanel slurping the remnants of John's dick juice off of his shaft to show her appreciation. A nice scene here and probably my favorite of the bunch. 

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Maddy O'Reilly/Derrick Pierce

The fourth and final scene in the film commences as we see Maddy O 'Reilly, who gives a thorough ass-inspired tease, while again chatting into the camera in an effort to help the viewer get to know her a little better. The intro goes on for a while but the silly canned music and constant cutting is a little easier to ignore since Maddy looks so incredible throughout these early moments. She later approaches Derrick Pierce, making his second appearance in the film and welcoming Maddy with some sloppy tongue kisses before munching her pussy. Maddy then returns the favor with a well-slopped dicksuck to Derrick's shaft before he takes the Nestea plunge inside of her 1-hole for a doggie style pussy pump. Sex is fairly nice with Maddy seeming to go off into her little 'never-neverland' trance as Derrick seems to cover most of the necessary bases to keep her happy. Positioning again switches through most of the ordinary positions we're used to seeing, having a genuine feel to it while reverting to the blowie throughout most of the position changes to keep the viewers on their toes. The scenecaps off with Derrick slathering some sauce over Maddy's pussy and stomach as she tastes some of the goodness before the screen fades. A fair scene here at best with some slower moments throughout it's contents. 



There was really nothing extraordinary about 'Big Ass Crush', which I should also mention, is Airerose's premiere DVD release. Talent in the film was certainly well cast but as far as chemistry between the stars and noticeably strong direction, I didn't see it. The "Eddie Powell-esque" pre-scene interviews edited into the tease sequence is something I've never really bought into, especially if you're one of those people that actually still buys porn to jerk off rather than learn about the stars in the film. I had a screener disc of this movie, so I suppose that there is a possibility that the technical aspects are better on an actual copy, but if the grainy visual quality of this film is what they are marketing as 'high end' porn then that's just blatant false advertising, I could have filmed this on my phone and got a better resolution. Nonetheless the film does have a strong female cast that is certain to avert attention toward it, but the finished product is really nothing to write home about. Extras include some decently watchable behind the scenes segments, mixed with a slideshow/photo gallery with a couple of stills along with caps taken from the scenes. I'm not going to recommend this to fans for reasons I've already mentioned; It just seems to be lazily thrown together and there didn't seem to be much time or effort put into the actual process of making the movie a good one. If you're in market for renting porn I'll go ahead and tell you to give it a look to see what Airerose has to offer; Unfortunately though, in this film, it isn't much. Rent it.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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