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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/17/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


The TEEN-aholics $

Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video

Genre: Teens, Gonzo

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Director: Joey Silvera


Cast: Alina Li, Sadie Kennedy, Jessy Jones, Kylie Cyrus, Mr. Pete, Joey Silvera, Jenna Ashley, Carmen Caliente, Britney Bitch, Alex Victor

Length: 196:14 minutes

Date of Production: 2014


Extras: The extras included a cast list, photogalleries for the four scenes, a company trailer, some websites, and a 10:35 minute Behind the Scenes feature that included a lot of footage of the director getting a blowjob and shorter clips of the rest of the cast at play.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The TEEN-aholics $ was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. And yes, there was a company watermark displayed on the lower right hand corner of the screen for those who care. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.


Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the kinkier directors whose directing efforts are distributed by Evil Angel, his love of all sorts of kink long since established. His latest release making it my way is the upcoming The TEEN-aholics $, a selection of four scenes starring attractive young ladies who do all sorts of nasty things to entice men to cater to their own needs. The biggest name of the bunch at this writing was Alina Li, the all natural babe featured on the left side of the front cover but some of the others had serious potential to rock as well given how frisky they got sexually in their trysts. Kylie Cyrus, Sadie Kennedy, Jenna Ashley, Carmen Caliente, and Britney Bitch were also on hand to drain dragons dry so fans of newcomers will appreciate this one when it finally comes out. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used on dildos for those still interested:


Scene One: Alina Li, the cute Asian hotty featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first with pale redhead Sadie Kennedy, as the ladies tag teamed Jessy Jones. Sadie had a very fleshy ass that beckoned more attention and some all natural tits that were just as tiny as those on Alina, the gals starting out the day by wearing sexy lingerie as they joined him on the couch. While I wanted more tease before the scene, the director wisely allowed the trio to take their time during the foreplay section of the scene, Jessy as enamored by Sadie’s ass as I was, the man also appreciating the tighter look of Alina’s rounded rump too. The ladies gave each other some oral pleasure as Jessy dove in to taste them both too, some gash gobbling and rimming leading to the ladies power slurping his turgid pecker once they had been warmed up orally. Alina even tossed his salad and lightly brushed against his ass with her finger though she stopped short of fingering her, the full service oral quickly readying him to vaginally plow active cock rider Alina and then likewise with Sadie, the ladies participating with each other as he tapped them hard. Alina also masturbated with toys when she was waiting for round two, her body covered in a sheen of sweat. The ladies provided superior eye contact and additional rounds of oral between penetrative bouts of boning, some nut nuzzling added in early on and Sadie opening her ass for the guy though she was far more passive riding him anally, even as the ladies used wand vibrators to enhance their pleasure. It ended with a facial that showed both ladies cum swapping the semen and swallowing much of it, the happy expressions they made speaking volumes as to how much chemistry they had together.


Scene Two: Kylie Cyrus, the heavily tattooed 18 year old from Wisconsin shown on the lower right corner of the front cover (with a script tattoo under her neck), was up next in what was billed as her first scene. She wore fishnet stockings and denim shorts, a short pulled up to display her animal print bra as she smoked a cancer stick outside. She had very pretty eyes and seemed a bit nervous, Joey caressing her as he helped her remove some of her attire during the opening tease, the gal sporting a delicious ass and otherwise tight body before she was paired up with Mr. Pete. He kissed her at length and choked her lightly, the gal sucking the head of his pecker as her hand lightly grasped his balls. Pete talked her through doing a better job, the gal sensuously stroking his rod at times before he bent her over to start a multitude of vaginal positions. She began slowly but became more active as she warmed up, some more head given and some oil applied to her body to make her shine, the gal grunting in pleasure a major turn on. Pete banged away at her bald beaver and fed her some of the resulting juices, Kylie impaling herself as she readied to take his facial that finished off the last of his sperm, most of it going into her mouth before the edit. Just when I thought it was over, Joey Silvera was shown feeling her up, the man admiring her entire body as she smoked another cigarette and teased. She then reached over and blew him with ease, finishing him off quickly before licking up all of his juices as she knelt between his legs.


Scene Three: Jenna Ashley (New York) and Carmen Caliente (Florida, 19 years old), two very attractive beauties dressed in fishnets and other revealing lingerie, were up next as they tried to use hula hoops out by the pool on the sunny day. Given their skill level, they had to bend over a lot to pick up the plastic hoops, their g-strings nestling deep inside their wondrous ass cheeks as Jessy Jones watched then from the lounging chair. I think part of the reason they had issues with the hoops was the fact that they were wearing high heels but in no time they were in the living room together using wand vibrators to get excited. Jenna was the cutie on the center of the cover while Carmen was the blond with the fantastic ass on the lower right corner of the cover, the gals interlocking legs to masturbate beside one another (as well as help each other get off) before stripping select pieces of clothing off and engaging in some lesbian antics. Jessy then came up to sniff here and there, licking and kissing them as needed before dropping his drawers to impress them with his pecker. The ladies took turns polishing it and sucking him off, resulting in him taking turns pounding both ladies vaginally as they aggressively rode his cock like they wanted it. Their bald pussies looked fresh and he showed no favoritism, their dirty talk and oral on each other as he boned them adding to their frisky fun, Jenna jerking him off as Carmen sucked his balls to unleash his seed that they promptly licked up and swallowed enthusiastically.


Scene Four: Britney Bitch (Brazil, 18), the lollipop wielding hotty brunette seen on the upper right side of the front cover, was up last with Alex Victor in a scene shot in San Paulo Brazil. She wore a tight dress that accentuated her shapely ass on a graffiti worn street as she walked away from the camera, the gal hiking up the dress once in an apartment to reveal a bodacious booty worthy of her home country. She ate the lollipop and rubbed it on herself as Alex playfully brought out an even bigger one, the gal undressing as he teased her all over with the confection. Britney then slowly inserted a vibrator into her ass, bending over on all fours so she could throat Alex while an uncredited male worked the device as deeply as it would go inside her splendid ass (it was presumably Joey). The gal was experienced sexually and tossed his salad as he beat off, moving quickly to ride him vaginally and then anally in some very active positions that involved taste testing. Her shaven pussy looked fresh and she was almost as active a rider in anal as she was during the vaginal positions, the gal jerking him off with some help all over her tongue and lollipop to swallow his fluids with a smile (Joey attempting to communicate with her when she said she wants 50 guys to cum on her).


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Summary: The TEEN-aholics $ by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was a solid showcase for some riding stars in porn, Alina Li having most of the name recognition but some of her peers here delivering the goods way better than most new to porn types I have seen so I rated this one as an earned Highly Recommended. The technical values were very nicely done, the ladies were very well cast, and the heat of the sexual acts worked with the kink factor provided. Two of the ladies did anal but all of the ladies had a good time while actively participating, their youthful charms sure to make more out there want to see them in action over and over. In short, The TEEN-aholics $ had a lot of replay value and strokability you just do not see often in flicks starring newcomers so consider it worthy of your money if you are onto fresh babes providing lots of fuck for the buck.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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