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Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody, The


Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/23/14


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

 

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The Dating Game XXX

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: Parody

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Director: Hank Hoffman

 

Cast: Ash Hollywood, Penny Pax, Anikka Albrite, Tommy Gunn, Bailey Blue, Michael Vegas, Danny Wylde

Length: 88:11 minutes

Date of Production: 4/21/2014 (release date)

 

Extras: The first extra was a 17:44 minute long bonus scene between Penny Pax and Prince Yahshua from last year’s hit, The Newlywed Game XXX, as described below. Next was an 11:22 minute long Behind the Scenes feature came next, the cast and crew interviewed and seen goofing up at times. Then came a pop shot recap, some trailers, a photogallery, the usual Vivid extras and offer as well as spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Dating Game XXX was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Hank Hoffman for Vivid Entertainment. Many familiar faces were credited for the production but I felt the one most responsible was none other than Axel Braun Jr (Eli Cross), the guy seen all over the BTS and listed as the director of photography. The camera work was solid and the lighting helped make this one stand out more than a little bit, the editing and color tones as accurate as expected. There was a company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen but it really did not catch my attention much. Of interest were some silly mini-commercials and the use of company archival footage at times, the movie on the short side but amusing in a similar way to the crew’s parody last year, even including a bonus scene from it. The aural components of the movie were equally well handled by Seth Cardigan as the vocals could be clearly heard, the score was exceptionally close to the original as I remember it, and the ambient noises fit in as well.

 

Body of Review: Hank Hoffman has provided some great BTS footage for Vivid Entertainment over the years, the man groomed as a director some years back. While he was only credited with around a dozen titles, he showed potential which is why I’m glad to announce his return at the helm with a parody called The Dating Game XXX. The original source material has been copied a number of times but the charm of the first series was always tough to beat. The original was a game show where singles would compete to go out with someone they couldn’t see, based on the answers to questions posed of them. It all seemed staged but was what passed for entertainment decades ago, the concept ripe for pornification. With babes like Anikka Albrite, Ash Hollywood, Bailey Blue, and Penny Pax on hand to engage in heated pairings, I admit to wanting to see this since it came out. The back cover described the movie like this: “It's just like The Dating Game, only Bachelor Number Two means he's doing anal! Welcome to the funniest spoof in game-show-porn history, with a behind the scenes, and on-camera look at freaky makeup artists, fetish-y contestants, and a host who can't stay out of a bachelorette's pants! The Dating Game, only from Vivid. Great date night movie...just make sure she's loose.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

 

Scene One: Ash Hollywood, portraying a makeup girl, was up in the dressing room with contestant Penny Pax, a casual comment leading to an abrupt edit of Ash gobbling gash on Penny. Penny was sprawled out on the chair with her legs spread wide, her striped panties thrust aside so Ash could tongue the bald beaver and massage it with her fingers, their mutual chemistry and eye contact very solid. The lesbian outing then showed them reversing roles, both adoring each other’s feet but Penny going crazy rimming Ash’s bodacious booty as she fingered the blond babe. While Ash was not seen on the front cover, Penny was the one in the center wearing the yellow dress, the anal enthusiast liking her ass licked aggressively too. In any case, it was a surprisingly strong scene enhanced by the specific players (and yes, Ash did shove her thumb in Penny’s precious pucker).

 

Scene Two: Anikka Albrite, the wonderfully curvy blond featured on the left side of the front cover, was up next as the sexually open contestant, the gal describing her dream date of being with rugged cowboy Tommy Gunn. She was dressed in tight shorts and a red plaid top in the desert location, her sweet ass straining the fabric as Tommy warmed her up. In return, she pawed his package until kneeling down to slob his knob, the turgid pecker getting some hand to gland friction as well as her loving mouth working it with a great deal of enthusiasm before he chowed down on her neatly trimmed snatch under the strong sunlight of the open location. The edits to a nondescript shaded area of a building where he boned her like he owned her was a bit weird, and there were certain weird edit points all throughout the show, but seeing her fantastic, heart shaped ass shaking as he porked her pussy was a sexy sight all the same. It ended when he plastered her crotch with his semen, the gal describing the event on the show as it reverted back to the contest.

 

Scene Three: Bailey Blue, the perky hotty seen featured on the far right side in the ankle length dress, was up next as she engaged the show host, Michael Vegas (the guy in the suit close to the left side of the front cover) in his dressing room. As soon as he found out she was promiscuous, he was all over her, diving between her legs as she kicked back in a chair. She pulled her top aside to show her all natural boobs and he fingered her slice of heaven as she panted like a teenager on prom night. She briefly blew him and they ended up vaginally pounding with the gal providing an active ride and decent eye contact. She looked as good as ever during the tryst and he kept up with her as best he could, her tits bouncing as they banged and the gal rubbing one out as he serviced her with his modest member until he launched his wad of sperm all over her torso.

 

Scene Four: Penny Pax, playing the disgruntled loser of the show, was consoled by host Michael Vegas when he suggested she had “plenty of sex appeal”, the two ending up in his dressing room for a frantic bout of boning. They wasted no time as he tore off her pants and munched her bald beaver, tonguing her more actively than Ash had as both maintained solid eye contact. The mustache ride led to her nuzzling his nuts and throating him with some passion, the couple actively boning both vaginally and then anally as she embraced her inner whore. That she seemed to appreciate the anal sex and threw herself into the action enhanced the scene more than a little bit, her perky little ass just fleshy enough to jiggle as they bumped uglies. It ended with a crotch pop, his seed deposited all over her lower torso and kitty, the mousy lady making up for her conservative nature by sheer energy.

 

Scene Five: Anikka Albrite, that blond bombshell from earlier, was up last with Danny Wylde, the couple consummating their contest “win” in a dirty old hanger as they tore each other’s clothes off. She dove down to blow him, easily throating the guy in her no hands approach to oral, adding in some hand to gland while keeping superior eye contact to ready him for more sexual antics. The cowgirl variations displayed her wonderful ass shaking as they actively rode vaginally, some missionary and doggy rounding out the penetrative positions with some oral and the hotty taking his semen into her mouth.

 

Bonus Scene: The Newlywed Game XXX: Penny Pax, the blond on the far right side of the cast picture on the cover, was up next without her trademark glasses as she embraced Prince Yahshua. He wore an afro as a sign of the times and her outfit was reminiscent of a stewardess of the times, the pair kissing and caressing each other before he pulled out her tits to suck. Penny then dropped down to worship his growing bulge of a boner with her mouth, slowly taking increasing amounts of his turgid cock into her mouth. She continued to strip off her attire as she inhaled his rod too, her skimpy panties barely holding her perky little ass in as her boobs swayed back and forth. Once her panties were taken off, Prince felt up her pale white ass and took off her bra, his cock plowing her shaven snatch before tapping her ass as she bounced on top of the erection. They continued with more anal positions and taste testing, Penny’s eye contact enhancing the final product and his wad of splooge deposited on her face and in her mouth.

 

Summary: The Dating Game XXX by director Hank Hoffman (and Eli Cross) for Vivid Entertainment was the kind of silly, sappy parody that tends to work better than some of the reimagined parodies that merely copy key elements of an existing show or movie and add sex to. Yeah, it was short and I would have enjoyed lengthier sex scenes but the key elements that one would associate with the original were present without it looking like a total ripoff so I rated it a healthy Recommended. Of course it didn’t hurt to have some solid extras but the ladies cast made a big difference too, the inclusion of lovely Anikka Albrite, Bailey Blue, Ash Hollywood and Penny Pax certainly weighing in on the decision as well. Eli Cross worked his usual magic that wins awards for others every year and as much as I prefer his original works, he did well here too. In short, The Dating Game XXX was a true parody of the original television show that I, as an actual viewer of said show decades ago, can say reminded me of the goofy charm it had, all while offering up some heated sexual trysts worthy of your time so check it out.


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