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Busty Young Sluts


Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 7/29/14


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

The Movie:

Genre: Straight
Director: Not Credited
Cast: Adrienn Istvan, Eszter, Ildiko, Monika, Niki, Misi

Length: 90:39
Date Of Production: Not mentioned.

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Condoms: In Scene Three

This one should have been a contender. Right? Busty is a good quality, and there’s no shame in liking young (legal) girls. If they’re sluts, then so much the better when it comes to dirty movies and hey, these girls are from Europe? That means they’re maybe sort of exotic or something, at the very least they’ll have cute accents to add to their appeal. How could this one NOT deliver? Well, read on…

Scene 1 – Adrienn Istvan: Blonde Adrienn, in her ‘Tutti Frutti Party’ t-shirt and her black panties and her lips gloss gets her big fake tits out and shows them off along with her press on nails as she struts about the tiger themed room to some generic instrumental music. She strips and then plays with herself for a bit on the couch before a bald old dude wanders in and starts groping her. She strokes him off and sucks his dick after that he gets her on the couch and goes down on her. With the oral into out of the way he fucks her shaved box missionary style and then she blows him again. She sits on him and rides him cowgirl style, right there on that tiger print couch, and then he eats her for a spell again before spoon fucking her. He pulls out and blows his load across her silicone fun bags and that bad music blares on the soundtrack as she plays with his jizz and makes doe-eyes at the camera. This girl has a pretty face and nice eyes but those breasts are dangerous, you could poke someone’s eye out with those things. The music in this scene is horribly distracting and the camera work is weak. On top of that the guy that this Barbie girl fucks is probably three times her age.

Scene One

Scene 2 – Eszter: Red headed Eszter is in the bathroom starring at the wall in the shower. The water isn’t running, she’s just sort of hanging out there… staring at that wall for some reason. You can hear the director talking to her in the background but can’t make out what he says because more bad music comes up on the soundtrack. She takes off her top and then shows off her ass and after a bit of a tease, complete with some shaky camera work, she plays with her shaved gooch for a few minutes. Her breasts are real and she’s got a nice, natural figure and she really gets into the whole self pleasure thing in a nice way. A guy comes into the room and she blows him, the camera is a bit out of focus, then it cuts quickly to him eating her. She leaves her sunglasses on for the entire scene. They fuck missionary, doggy and then cowgirl, the editing is really jarring here and yeah, the camera keeps going out of focus. At one point we see a camera man in the background then we cut to buddy stroking off onto her face, which she doesn’t really seem at all that happy about. She’s cute but her enthusiasm wanes once she stops playing with herself and this scenes is very poorly shot and cut.

Scene Two

Scene 3 – Ildiko: A woman we can assume is naked Ildiko says ‘hi’ to the camera, blows us a kiss and then starts taking off her clothes. The camera is moving all over the place as this lean lady with dyed auburn hair strips, keeping her sunglasses on. After she strips she gets on the bed and plays with her pussy for a while, showing off her goods and then using a pink toy on herself. She gets into this and it’s fun to watch but again, the camera work is all over the damn place. She sets the toy down and rides it while she plays with her average size breasts and then she rolls over and fucks herself up the ass with it. She does this from a few different angles and plays with her snatch while she buttfucks herself to a climax. Her thatch is shaved into a V shape. Then we head into the shower stall where everything is bathed in yellow light and bad music plays in the background. She fucks her ass and rubs her clit and there’s a really loud, annoying squeaking noise in the background that is hard to ignore. The camera man fixes his white balance issue and things become decidedly less yellow and she pisses into the shower. You’d think that would make them more yellow, but nope. From there she heads into the kitchen and blows a guy. She puts a condom on him, blows him some more and then lets him fuck her up the ass from behind and then reverse cowgirl style. She gets on all fours and takes him up the ass from behind and then her jerks off into her mouth. This one is all over the place. It’s fun to watch this lady fuck herself but again, it’s shot amateur style, complete with unintentional and horrible looking yellow tinting.

Scene Three

Scene 4 – Monika: This short haired lady is sitting in a field of green grass on a towel, her skinny legs spread wide, her fingers rubbing away at her cooch. She masturbates for a bit and there’s no wind sock on the mic, which gets annoying and distracting. She stops to flick something off of her pussy, possibly a blade of grass or maybe a bug, not sure what it was. Then she finds a dildo and fucks herself with it, first in the pussy and then in the ass. She gets on all fours for more self employed anal action, then back onto her flipside for more of the same. A man comes into the frame naked and erect, she takes him down her throat like a champ and really goes to town on him. She gets an A for enthusiasm. From there she’s on all fours and he’s got his dong up her asshole, she with her fingers in her pussy. He pulls out and she sucks him off as he blows a load across her tits and then plays with the mess and coos at the camera. Wind noise issues notwithstanding, this was an okay scene. She’s not a stunner but she’s natural and enthusiastic and seems to be having fun here.

Scene Four

Scene 5 – Niki And Misi: Some guy off camera speaks to these two brunettes in a European language, the camera is moving around a lot and not really all that stable but we can see that these two girls are cute in their lingerie. Amazingly The Bloodhound Gang is playing in the background as they start kissing and making out with each other. Lots of licking and sucking here as the clothes slowly come off to the soothing sounds of Jimmy Pop’s voice singing about how ‘you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals.’ A dog starts barking in the background and then there’s a jarring edit and their tops are off and they are on a couch while some weird jazzy music plays in the background. We hear some radio commercials overtop of their slurping and kissing, they completely ruin what little is left of the moment. They keep making out and seem to be having a good time, one going down on her new friend and then the other following suit. They’re savvy enough to keep some of the lingerie on, nice stockings girls. Thanks for that. Then they lay back and masturbate at the same time, kissing a bit. From there a guy comes in and the girls take turns fucking him… sort of. First one girl blows him and then disappears completely. Then the second girl fucks him for like two minutes and then he pulls out and jerks off onto her feet. These girls are nice looking and watching them les around with each other is fun, but seriously… you’re gonna put The Bloodhound Gang on the stereo to set the mood? More bad camerawork and lousy audio quality here hurts things too, even while the girls do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Scene Five

The DVD

Video:

Busty Young Sluts is a shot on digital video production and as mentioned more than once during the main body of the review, the camera work isn’t so hot. As such, detail is all over the place and focus comes and goes. This gives what is not supposed to be an amateur production a very amateur feel. How much you get out of that will depend on your thoughts on amateur porn but the fact of the matter is that the video quality here isn’t great. The consumer grade equipment used to shoot the material sometimes shows some obvious compression issues and there are white balance, contrast and color issues that are hard to miss. It’s watchable, but don’t expect greatness.

Sound:

The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue… there is generally only a little bit during the sex scenes and a bit more during the foreplay but all of it is in an unsubtitled European language – no idea what anyone is saying here. Regardless, the dialogue is reasonably clean but expect lots of wind noise in the outdoor scene and lots of weird random background noise during every other scene. The background music in the first scene is really over the top and the levels spike here and there. Again, this feels very amateur.

Extras:

Extras? A still gallery, animated menus and scene selection. Not much to write about here, sorry dudes.

Menu

Final Thoughts:

Busty Young Sluts really isn’t very good. The scenes are all over the place and the couple that are hot enough to be worth a watch suffer from some slap shod production values and technical gaffs that could and should have been avoided. The disc quality is nothing to write home about – it’ll ge t you there if you’re into this but it’s subpar and the lack of extras does nothing to add value. Unless you’re seriously into mediocre European porn, you can probably sleep soundly without bothering. Skip it.



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