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Gym Nymphos

Studio: Brazzers » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/29/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Gym Nymphos


Genre: Vignette, Web-To-DVD, Gym Setting

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Director: None Credited

Cast: Brandi Love, Diamond Jackson, Jewels Jade, Kendra Lust, Bill Bailey, Johnny Sins, Monique Alexander, Rachel Starr, Kieran Lee, Richelle Ryan, Sammie Spades; Brooklyn Blue & Danny D. (bonus scene only)

Length: 186:19 minutes

Date of Production: 4/23/2014


Extras: The best extra was the 30:19 minute long Bonus scene between Brooklyn Blue and Danny D. in a scene called “Cock-Robics” from 11/10/2012. The company described the scene like this: “Brooklyn teaches an aerobics class. Danny wants to get in shape. When Brooklyn spots Danny's massive cock hanging out of his shorts she decides Danny just might need a little one on one intensive instruction.” There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and web access.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Gym Nymphos was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the various uncredited directors of Brazzers. As no crew are ever credited in their works, I won’t have to name names but the truth is that the lighting was good, the camera work often very good, and the editing a major leap forward from the company’s older works I used to review years ago. There was no watermark on the screen and while I would have appreciated more sexual diversity in the scenes, the sex acts seemed to follow a strict and cohesive pattern, I cannot fault the technical aspects of how they were shot. The aural components were of similar lineage, the 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo offerings of the scenes not giving any true separation that I could hear but the vocals easy to understand and the light musical refrains and ambient sounds fairly good when used.


Body of Review: Brazzers is one of the megalithic internet porn companies that some like to complain about for all sorts of reasons but their body of work so large that it includes something for almost everyone. All the big stars who aren’t under contract shoot for them and a number of skilled directors and crew work their magic from behind the camera on said scenes, they just don’t get credited for them as they would in more traditional companies. Their latest release making it to me is called Gym Nymphos, a collection of five scenes (6 if you include the bonus scene) where youthful ladies engage a guy in energetic sexual activity. The common theme of the disc was all the scenes had a gym setting of some sort or another, the fitness theme sometimes used better than others. With ladies such as Monique Alexander, Rachel Starr, and Kendra Lust among others, there was a lot of stroke potential here to appreciate, the bonus scene with Brooklyn Blue also of interest. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Miss Titness America: Brandi Love, Diamond Jackson, Jewels Jade, Kendra Lust, Bill Bailey, and Johnny Sins were up first in a competition of sorts that led to an orgy of vaginal and oral sex, the ladies slobbing knob aggressively while the men (and some ladies) gobbled gash before some fairly active vaginal riding positions. The ladies were especially fit as the men judged them, the humor in the scene modest compared to some of the other scenes compiled here but decent all the same, the ladies lined up side by side to take their doses of semen facial and share them. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “It's time for the ZZ Universe competition! Which competitor has the sweetest ass? Whose oiled-up titties are the most fuckable? Who is the ultimate cock sucking champion? Which amazing woman will take home the title of Miss ZZ Universe?” 12/15/2012


Scene Two: Fat Camp. Dropping Pounds To Pound Monique: Monique Alexander, the super sexy redhead featured on the left side of the front cover, was up next in what was a very amusing scene as the head of a fitness camp. To motivate the mopes, she offered to have sex with whomever lost the most weight, Johnny Sins wearing a fatty suit to make him look chubby as the tease montage showed the men vying for Monique’s attention. It was quite funny when she caught the guys talking about her but she turned the tables on them, some serious chemistry noticed between her and Johnny as they sucked, fucked, and ended the tryst with a blast to her with his sperm, Monique not swallowing it as it fell onto her shirt but the enthusiasm a nice touch. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Monique Alexander runs an intense fitness program, the only kind of fat she wants to see is a fat cock. After eight long weeks, she can turn any slob into a fit stud. She's offering up a piece of pussy to whoever loses the most weight!” 7/31/2013


Scene Three: Rachel Starr's Workout: Rachel Starr, the hotty brunette featured on the front cover in boxing gloves, then had a sexy tease montage that emphasized her juicy ass, her cheeks shaking wildly as she worked out in a small home gym. She was oiled up and poured water on herself for the wet look, her intensity and bald beaver adding to the magic of the action, lucky Kieran Lee coming up behind her to massage her curvy, tanned titties that both of them sucked. He munched her snatch and then started pounding her, Rachel’s eye contact excellent as she kept up with him in a multitude of penetrative positions. When given the chance, she inhaled his turgid pecker too, the ending nut on her open mouth pleasing the young lady. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Watch how Rachel Starr keeps that glorious ass and flat stomach with hardcore workouts on Kieran's cock. She can handle the 5 pound weights no problem, but can she handle the weight of Kieran's boner?” 11/21/2012


Scene Four: The Hottest Yoga Class In LA: Richelle Ryan, a busty babe with incredible flexibility, then taught Kieran Lee and one of the company non-sex regulars they never credit (Mark) yoga in her home gym. The guys were pushed to the breaking point and when Mark left the room she commented how all the guys were doing was watching her boobs and it held their progress back. Keiran put up a weak defense since it was partially true, the guys looked at her ass a lot as well, Richelle removing her top to get things out into the open. Keiran pointed out that he was already stressed so her next suggestion led to sex, his mouth all over her chest and plenty of oral sex included before she drained his dragon via a variety of vaginal positions. There was solid eye contact, decent energy and enthusiasm, and some chemistry between them that led to her slobbing his knob free of his seed at the end, the massive nut ending the scene. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Richelle Ryan is famous all through LA for teaching super-intense hot yoga classes. Bending over, popping out her ass, spreading her legs -- Richelle's got all the moves. Keiran's trying his hardest to follow the positions, but her huge boobs are so distracting, he's going to need her to switch to a more hands-on teaching style. Hands on his cock, that is.” 8/31/2013


Scene Five: Working Out My Big Tits: Sammie Spades, a busty blond with a body made for comfort over speed, was up last in the small home gym as trainer Johnny Sins focused his attention on her (just as everyone else working out did). He helped her stretch and this led to a lot of suggestive positions, the double entendre nature of her workout making it another hilarious scene courtesy of the faces the others made more than anything else. The bouncing ball was the best of the bunch before they actually went at each other though the stripper pole was pretty cool too, her clothes flying off so he could suck her tits and go down on her after she titty fucked and blew him, their chemistry really heating things up as he fingered her bald pussy. There wasn’t enough vaginal sex for my tastes but it was active most of the time, his seed deposited all over her face and chest as they made arrangements for future trysts The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Sammie is all about getting into shape on her first day at the gym, she enlists the help of head trainer, Johnny Sins. After a few workouts, they move to the stripper pole for a special dance. It's good to be a personal trainer!” 8/11/2012

Summary: Gym Nymphos by the uncredited directors of Brazzers was a decent selection of younger ladies, had solid technical values, and what would have been above average extras if a BTS or other title specific extra had been included but the bonus scene was okay with Brooklyn Blue at the helm. A few of the scenes were on the weak side and none of them showcased the major talent I like so much as well as expected but there was a lot of fun factor going on to balance some of that out so I gave this a tentative rating of Recommended but mainly because you could spend the same money joining the company website and download all these scenes and a great deal more in no time at all with a good internet connection. In short, Gym Nymphos was a good advertisement of why joining the company website would make sense, the relatively short vignettes needing some polishing up in both the feature department as well as the sex aspects to merit a higher rating given the totality of circumstance but it was a step forward for the company so I hope they continue to upgrade and eventually credit their crews, enhance their extras, and provide more fuck for the buck so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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