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All Things Anal 2

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/31/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


All Things Anal 2

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Anal, POV+

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Jillian Janson, Mike Adriano, Callie Calypso, Valentina Nappi, Wesley Pipes, Diamond Kitty

Length: 202:37 minutes

Date of Production: 2014


Extras: There was only a helpful cast list, a company trailer, trailers to some of Mike’s flicks, filmographies, photogalleries for each scene, and some websites to check out.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: All Things Anal 2 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. The scenes were all shot by Claudio Maestro with basic lighting to eliminate any shadows, texture, or hints of color variations. There were some compression artifacts, like all the titles jamming three or more hours on a single disc, perhaps a few more than usual too but it still looked decent all the same. The set up was simple with the basic tease, then Mike would join in for various forms of anal intercourse, all in some form of point of view fashion. It was not perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual, fans of well rounded women certain to appreciate it though there was a company watermark in the lower right hand corner. The audio was crisp and clear, no true stereo separation that I could hear over my television or audio set up but what I expected all the same from a gonzo outing.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is one of the most prolific directors at Evil Angel, the man enjoying his anal conquests more than anyone else at the company. Mike’s latest release is the upcoming single disc All Things Anal 2, the title coming out next month. The emphasis here was on anal action in a variety of forms, the cast including seasoned babes like Italian star Valentina Nappi, curvy brunette bombshell Diamond Kitty, or two smoking hot newcomers with Jillian Janson and Callie Calypso. While the title did not have any commentary on the company website at this writing (in July), the trailer and the photos on the back cover showed a lot of kinky fun, making me wonder if this would be a case where the original volume in the series provided more material (it was a double disc title) but the shorter follow up offered a tighter and better experience overall. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Jillian Janson, the fetching young hotty featured on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up first as Mike Adriano welcomed her back inside the house. She wore some blue jean shorts, the 18 year old also wearing a sport cap on her head as she decided to finally give up her booty to him. Their playful verbal banter led her to remind him that she was from Minnesota and how much he wanted his big dick in her bigger, fleshier ass as she teased him in the living room and bedroom. He followed her walking around the home and twerking as well, the gal spreading her ass cheeks wide as she winked her perfect pucker before he fingered it and shared the taste with her. After she walked some more, he spread her cheeks by the couch and rimmed her at length, sliding his tongue into her ass as she responded by moaning softly. Jillian then polished his turgid pecker with her hand to gland friction as she slobbed his knob, taking almost half of him in her mouth before choking on it. Mike then slowly inserted his rod into her ass and porked the pucker, Jillian rubbing her clit as she passively reclined as he repeatedly asked her how old she was (and eventually added some oil to ease himself in more). Once she was on top of him she became active at riding the cock in her ass, her anal gaping ability pronounced though it looked like he only went in balls deep a very brief time. It ended with her on her knees as Mike doused her mouth with his semen, Jillian swallowing the load and suggesting she came three times, this being her fourth anal scene according to her memory.


Scene Two: Callie Calypso, the lean newcomer seen on the right side of the front cover in the bright pink bikini, was up next as she claimed to be catching up for lost time as a late bloomer. She just celebrated her 22nd birthday the day before the shoot and was squirming around on a bed in her minimal garb as Mike Adriano decided to dispense with a longer interview to dive right into her perky little ass. She claimed to have only done a couple of anal scenes before this and he rimmed her before capturing footage of her walking with her g-string nestled deep inside her ass, the flexible young lass definitely built for speed over comfort as Mike went back inside her ass orally. She must have tasted really good given how into it he got, the man gobbling her gash as well, the bald beaver licking driving her crazy. Mike began with some vaginal fucking before she blew him, her energy levels high as she went nuts sucking him off. She then actively rode his cock vaginally before they switched to a much more passive anal set of positions, a lot of lube helping her accommodate his cock in her rump in several positions though when she started riding him in cowgirl variations (anally), he nearly came early, her best work being in anal before the ending hummer drained his dragon for a facial that she came off as really enjoying.


Scene Three: Valentina Nappi, the booty babe seen on the upper left corner of the front cover, was up next with Wesley Pipes, this marked change in male mopes not discussed other than Valentina saying black men are “better” but not because they are better at sex, bigger cocks, or anything specific. The one interviewing her was not Mike by the way, it sounded like Mike’s cohort from his other series for another company, but it looked similar enough just with less POV. So the tease by the pool started with her in a bikini small enough that it didn’t even cover her pubic hair, her ass spreading and energetic bouncing around always a delight. She then ate a banana and shoved it up her ass to shit out and eat (eww), Wesley jamming his cock down her throat as she gave him sloppy head. He wanted her to jerk him off with two hands as her mouth sucked the head, her love of sweaty balls letting her suck them and smear them on her face too. This led to him porking her ass as she reclined without moving, more oral leading her to mount him on top for an active anal ride. She was then passive for the rest of the anal exploits, sucking him off between positions until he let her jerk him off to completion all over her face, the sperm flying wildly before she complained it was too short a scene and laughed at the quality of his semen as she ate it.


Scene Four: Diamond Kitty, the sexy brunette with the g-string riding up her amazing ass on the center of the front cover, was up last as she teased Mike Adriano out back. She initially stood on the treadmill in her tight pink pants and black crop top, Mike following her around the yard as dogs barked in the background. She claimed to have been just back from a break (she was in the process of getting a divorce so he was her first dick in almost six months, her first anal in over a year) and ready to rock, Mike pawing her all over as she pulled out the twins to jiggle. The gal is a mix of Cuban and Sicilian so she’d be one to be nice to under all circumstances, the gal spitting on her tit for Mike to suck clean before he rimmed her ass and fingered it as she moaned in pleasure. He ate her box too and she then inhaled his pecker in a messy, rapid blowjob with a ton of streamers flying about, Mike kissing her as the saliva fell down her chest and her nipple erections became increasingly pronounced. Of all the trysts in the movie, this one showed the couple with some serious chemistry, the longer they engaged in foreplay leading me to think she wasn’t kidding about going without cock for such a long time. Mike went back to orally satisfying her as she lay on her back and spread her legs for him too, the heavily lubed missionary anal way too passive for my tastes. This led to similar spooning and she eventually cranked up the active riding skills during the reverse cowgirl, her bulbous ass bouncing incredibly well as she provided a stream of dirty talk, moving to a modified doggy before the ending blowjob elicited his wealth of seed on her face and in her mouth.


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Summary: All Things Anal 2 by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel had enough raw energy and enthusiasm to earn a rating of Recommended; the director presenting four attractive ladies having a good time while engaging in a variety of anal exploits, two of them having fewer than a couple dozen titles to their names while the other two always appreciated. I was disappointed in the Valentina Nappi scene since Wesley is third tier material at best on a good day, the reasoning behind his use in the scene (a first for Mike, yes?) undisclosed but likely because he worked cheap and was close comes to mind. All of the ladies provided some strokability and replay value this time, though it should be noted that all four ladies have yet to reach their full potential to actively ride cock anally. In short, All Things Anal 2 was a nice package of anal enthusiast scenes starring some very attractive ladies, their experience serving them well working with Mike (and Wesley), the reduction in amount of footage from the previous volume in the series admittedly disappointing but understandable too.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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