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MILFs Illustrated 2

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/4/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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MILFs Illustrated 2

Jules Jordan Video/Lisa Ann Productions

Genre: MILF

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Director/Producer: Lisa Ann

Cast: Lisa Ann, Jessy Jones, Richelle Ryan, Erik Everhard, Nikki Benz, Manuel Ferrara, Nadia Styles, Ramon Nomar, Mick Blue

Length: 145:21 minutes

Date of Production: 6/16/2014


Extras: The best extra was the 25:37 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It was primarily a series of cast interviews but each of the ladies provided some detailed information about themselves. There was a pop shot recap from the scenes, a lengthy photogallery, trailers to company flicks, and some websites as well though a cast list would have been nice too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: MILFs Illustrated 2 was shot in anamorphic widescreen as credited to director Lisa Ann for Jules Jordan Video. The camera work was handled very nicely by Chris Streams and the editing nicely done by R. Patrick, capable Tony Flush assisting as needed throughout the production of the movie. Lisa gave broad directions on how she wanted things handled so she wasn’t a director in name only as so many ladies in porn have been over the years, the gal wisely allowing Chris and crew to handle the solid lighting and other technical aspects as they saw fit to make the ladies look their very best. For the record, there was no continuous company watermark shown on the lower right corner of the screen (or anywhere else for that matter), something the fans occasionally take exception to seeing. The aural aspects of the movie were handled in stereo English using the standard bitrates, all the vocals easily heard and the music only around for the tease or credit portions of the flick.


Body of Review: Lisa Ann has been a popular performer for years now, her occasional turn at directing for companies like Jules Jordan Video showing she knows what her fans want to see. As such, her latest movie for the company is called MILFs Illustrated 2, a veritable who’s who of experienced, thicker women that one would easily consider the stereotypical MILF. Of special note was the inclusion of Nadia Styles on her most recent comeback tour, as well as Lisa herself in two full scenes, sexy Richelle Ryan, and ever popular Nikki Benz. If you like curvy women as much as I do, there was something here for everyone, the idea of Lisa doing two scenes a good one considering fans clearly want to see more of her in her works. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Lisa Ann, the featured act in almost all her movies, was up first out by the pool in a black bikini, some slow motion tease included in the tease montage before she was paired up with favored partner Jessy Jones in the house. Jessy is fairly new to porn but shows a lot of potential, Lisa having appreciated his skills previously so she selected him for this second venture to savor his sizable cock. He sat on the beige couch in clothes that made me think he dressed in the dark, Lisa peeling off his short and pulling down his pants to slob his turgid knob aggressively. While she focused her efforts on the head of his cock when sucking him off, her hand to gland friction and long licks made it work too. Lisa then mounted him vaginally for some active riding positions, Jessy gobbling her gash all too briefly before more vaginal and hummer action took place. Lisa kept good eye contact but the experience came across more about her giving a solid performance than anything regarding chemistry, the technical aspects well handled all the same. It ended with her on her knees and Jessy dousing her face with semen, Lisa providing some post coital head as the camera zoomed in on her face to survey the damage.


Scene Two: Richelle Ryan, the physically enhanced lady featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next out by the pool, her tease montage similar to Lisa’s in terms of how it provided a wealth of footage in regular time and slow motion as she slowly removed her shiny golden bikini. Her booty bouncing at the edge of the water looked great as her ample sample churned the water nicely, the resolution so strong that her body hairs could be easily seen on the sunny day. Once finished teasing, she joined Erik Everhard on the couch, the man sucking her nipples and diving his face into her bald beaver as well as her heart shaped ass. She might have overdone the moaning a bit but her body was tighter than ever, Erik knowing how to please them orally just as her oral reciprocation was pretty solid too. Richelle mounted him vaginally for some active riding too, her sweet ass rippling delightfully well as she impaled herself on his cock, shaking her rump to get every last bit of it into her slick slit. She gave intermittent head between riding positions and he ended the scene by draining his dragon of sperm on her face, the camera cutting away too quickly to see if she swallowed or not.


Scene Three: Nikki Benz, the blond bombshell featured on the lower left side of the front cover needs no introduction from me, the curvy young lady known far and wide for years thanks to her enthusiastic performances and the energy she often brings to her scenes. She was in her cover outfit in the pool during the sunny time of day to tease, her bikini barely holding her assets contained as the mix of water and oil gave her that wet look enhancing the others as well. This time, Manuel Ferrara came to her in the pool, Nikki dropping down to actively suck him off before he ate her out front and back. She then rode him actively with her neatly trimmed pussy, her nut nuzzling and intermittent oral enhancing the scene as much as her chemistry and eye contact with the man. Manuel nutted his seed on her boobs earlier than I thought he would, Nikki beaming a huge smile as she tasted his load off her chest.


Scene Four: Nadia Styles, the adorable young brunette featured on the upper left corner of the front cover in pink satin bikini, was up next by the pool’s waterfall feature, her long locks of hair and youthful face giving her a look that I really found out of place in a MILF movie. Still, the cutie was one of the main reasons I picked this one up when a fellow reviewer found himself overextended, the perky babe looking better than ever as she made terrific use of the waterfall in a seductive manner before being paired up with Ramon Nomar. As far as highlight acts go, her tease alone surpassed that of her peers for me to a degree, the gal smiling a lot as she teased and then walked to a shaded couch outside to suck Ramon off. She nestled herself between his legs and went to town giving him some passionate head, her superior eye contact combining with her tongue to go all out on orally pleasuring the guy. This included a lot of hand action before Ramon reciprocated in kind, Nadia reveling in his oral attention as he spread her legs wide to gain greater access to her bald beaver. He then wasted no time vaginally banging her, slamming his rod deep inside her as she rubbed one out, Nadia streaming a lot of dirty talk mixed with her moans to upgrade the replay value and strokability for me. She was most active when on top of him too, switching the angles to suit both of them as her tits bounced, Nadia’s juicy ass looking amazing when she put her head down and ass up for him to plow her pussy even deeper. This resulted in her final blowjob eliciting his load of spew to her open mouth, Nadia not shying away from a single drop as she swallowed most of what I could see.


Scene Five: Lisa Ann, last up in her silver cover bikini, teased by the pool with more slow motion and an emphasis on her booty though her boobs were also given some screen time. She left the pool and tease behind to hook up with studly Mick Blue in a shaded cabana area, his hands rubbing her crotch before she sat on his face to allow him greater access to her goodies. She then bent over more to turn it into a 69 where she inhaled his cock orally, the teasing hummer leading to vaginal and then anal sex. The scene seemed shorter than the other scenes to me though that might have been my perception alone, the two always providing a fun frolic fuck, a lot of lube applied to let him slip inside her juicy ass as she kept her head down and ass up to suit his needs. Until she climbed on top of him, this was a fairly passive set of penetrative positions but Lisa sucked him off from time to time with more than a little care, the wad of sperm landing in her mouth and on her chest before the credits rolled.

Summary: MILFs Illustrated 2 by director Lisa Ann for Jules Jordan Video was a solid showcase title for experienced, thicker ladies enjoying sex, each one of them popular with fans. For me, the movie earned a rating of Recommended, others may want to adjust that according to their own rating scale but each lady provided a solid sexual experience given their skills and looks. In short, MILFs Illustrated 2 provided three ladies along with herself to please and tease in five scenes, her fans should consider this a “must have” release.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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