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Bad Teachers

Studio: Brazzers » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/10/14

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Bad Teachers


Genre: Web-To-DVD, Teachers

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Director: None Credited

Cast: Kortney Kane, Johnny Castle, Audrey Bitoni, Logan Pierce, Brandi Love, Johnny Sins, Romi Rain, Keiran Lee, Jasmine Jae, Ryan Ryder; bonus scene only Diamond Foxxx, Bill Bailey

Length: 174:06 minutes

Date of Production: 6/17/2014 (this compilation; the scenes labeled according to shoot date and first online airing where possible below)


Extras: The best extra was the bonus scene starring Diamond Foxxx described below. It lasted 32:26 minutes and is called “The Sex-situte”. There was also a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, and one website listed but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Bad Teachers was shot by the various directors of Brazzers to be presented here in anamorphic widescreen. The camera work was a little jumpy at times but the lighting was pretty good and there was ample tease in most of the scenes. The flesh tones were accurate and editing light handed with no company watermark so I think most will appreciate these web scenes collected on DVD from the previous year. The aural components were pretty basic, clocking in at 2.0 Dolby Digital though with no noticeable separation between the channels and a modest dynamic range to speak of. I could hear the vocals in all cases even if some foreign languages were used and there were background noises by the crew.


Body of Review: Brazzers is a major web porn company that everyone in the industry has an opinion about. Their latest DVD coming in for review is a collection of web scenes called Bad Teachers, a selection of scenes taken from the Big Tits At School website the company owns. With ladies such as Romi Rain, Brandi Love, and Jasmine Jae, I thought there was some decent potential for fans to enjoy the single disc release. The company website describes the series like this: “The windows have been fogging up at Big Tits At School. Just take a peek inside one of our classrooms and you'll see our smoking hot busty students and big boobed dominant teachers getting their wet pussies stuffed with cock. Stay in your seat! you haven't been dismissed yet.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Working Wood: Kortney Kane, Johnny Castle: The company website described it like this: “Kortney Kane is teaching a wood working class, and most of her pupils are hard at work on their final projects. Well, everyone but Johnny Castle, who Kortney finds snoozing in class, that is. When she goes over to confront the sleepy student, Johnny insists he shouldn't fail because he's created the perfect dildo. Being the dedicated educator that she is, Kortney slips off her skirt and spreads her long legs to give it a whirl. Once she's all warmed up, Johnny sticks his fat cock balls deep in her tight pussy and fucks her until he's ready to cum all over her pretty face and big fake tits.” This scene aired 12/23/2013.


Scene Two: The Big Things In Life: Audrey Bitoni, Logan Pierce: The company website described it like this: “No one says "no" to Ms. Bitoni, the sluttiest teacher in school. When she sets her mind on a young stud, she does whatever it takes to pull him apart from the pack and get a shot at his dick. Poor guy can't focus on answering her questions with her big tits in his face, so he's going to have to stick around after class for "extra help".” This scene aired 8/13/2013.


Scene Three: Grab ‘Em Education: Brandi Love, Johnny Sins: The company website described it like this: “Professor Sins has shown up to class a hungover mess. He's got no interest in teaching these little brats Sex Ed, and is happy to talk to them instead about their Dean's massive titties. Not only does Dean Brandi overhear his soliloquy, she's ready to shove those tits right back in his face and give him a Sex Ed lesson he'll never forget.” This scene aired 2/19/2013.


Scene Four: Library Cop-A-Feel: Romi Rain, Keiran Lee: The company website described it like this: “Keiran's school librarian Ms. Romi Rain knows that he's been holding a library book hostage for three years, and she's come right to his house to interrogate the hell out of him. She may be book smart, but she's also boob heavy, and knows exactly how to get what she wants!” This scene aired 4/30/2013.


Scene Five: Giving Teacher The D: Jasmine Jae, Ryan Ryder: The company website described it like this: “All the guys at school have got the hots for Ms. Jae. But for Ryan, it means so much more. He can't help these daydreams he's having, fantasies in which she flashes him her big tits right there in the classroom. How can he take notes when all he can think about is laying his dirty-talking teacher across her desk and pounding her perfect pussy until she screams for more?” This scene aired 6/4/2013.


Bonus Scene: The Sex-situte: Diamond Foxxx, Bill Bailey: The company website described it like this: “Diamond Foxx is a renowned professor that takes trouble-maker students and turns them into straight A honor rollers. How, you ask? By fucking them until they obey, and turning a regular classroom into a place of scintillating sexual perversion.” This scene aired 2/26/2013.

Summary: Bad Teachers by Brazzers was a pretty good collection of scenes from the Big Tits At School website, the women all attractive and curvy enough to merit inclusion here. The majority of sex was oral and vaginal but the cast earned a decent rating of Rent It since most people will want to join the website rather than just collect this limited number of scenes. I initially picked this one out based on the scenes with Romi Rain, Audrey Bitoni, and Brandi Love but a few others were fun too. In short, Bad Teachers had plenty of curvy fuck bunnies to offer fans of women that look like women instead of looking like teenage boys as some prefer so give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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