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Blonde Bombshells

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/10/14

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Blonde Bombshells

Digital Playground

Genre: Blondes, Compilation

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Director: Robby D.

Cast: Nikki Benz, Tony De Sergio, Shyla Stylez, Ben English, Teagan Presley, Tyler Wood, Alexis Texas, Scott Nails, Gina Lynn, Memphis Monroe, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Lacie Heart, Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Erik Everhard, Kayden Kross

Length: 206:03 minutes

Date of Production: 6/19/2014


Extras: There were some trailers to newer releases, some spam, and a short photogallery but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Blonde Bombshells was presented in the same anamorphic widescreen the scenes were originally shot by Robby D. for Digital Playground. Unlike some compilations on the market, this one cut right to the sex so each scene was edited to a degree, nothing crucial for the majority of rain coaters and no company watermark onscreen at all times but parts of the buildup missing. Each scene looked fairly similar with decent lighting, solid camera work, and respectable flesh tones but the scenes were shot quickly so your mileage may vary. The video bit rate varied considerably but the scenes looked much like I remember the originals otherwise if that helps your decision. The aural components were presented in 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround but there was no headspace, special effects, or anything else that made me think the sound was rendered in anything except for monaural or basic stereo and then had a surround track encoded in post production. Regardless, I could hear most of the cast just fine, including those behind the camera when I paid attention, that always part of the fun of the series.

Body of Review: Robby D. has long been one of the most creative and talented directors in all of porn, his work for Vivid and Digital Playground often way ahead of the pack of peers that would emulate just about anything he did. I have not heard from him in quite some time but wherever he ended up, his latest release from DP is a compilation of his older works called Blonde Bombshells . The single disc release included over three hours of material, much of it strokable with a great cast in the ten scenes, the emphasis on blondes (bleach blond or not doesn’t matter). There was some editing but it was less important to most of the scenes than the last compilation they released where they really hacked up a favored scene of mine. While this compilation was definitely contract starlet centric compared to other compilations, using Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Teagan Presley, and Kayden Kross, it also offered ladies like Gina Lynn, Alexis Texas, and Shyla Stylez, among others. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jack’s Big Tit Show 8: Nikki Benz, Tony De Sergio: Nikki Benz, the bleach blond on the left hand side of the cover, was up next as she took on moper Tony DeSergio, the guy wearing a rubber apron of sorts with matching gloves as he conversed with Jack. Nikki was in a good mood and walked over to him in the living room, the dance theme (reminding me of my own "Thunder From Up Under" routine) turning her on enough that she cheered for him (at least when she wasn't laughing) until she blew him with her usual aggressive stance while on her knees. They engaged in the oral for a bit and moved forward to do some vaginal tricks, this not being her best scene of the year but also far from her worst, the end result rubbed out by Tony onto her tongue.

Scene Two: Jack’s Big Tit Show 4: Shyla Stylez, Ben English: Shyla Styles, the appealing blond from deep in the back of the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she danced by the fireplace with some solo action used to elevate the mood of the moment. Her skimpy outfit didn't last very long and her fit body was obviously experienced in teasing so the impressed Ben English; who had been patiently watching her from the nearby couch, joined her as she started inhaling his cock as she jerked him off. He had fun with it and during the titty fuck even joked that he needed a bigger cock due to the size of her titties being more than he could handle but she went wild sucking him off without hands too. As much as I liked her blowjob, she went to town riding him as she pushed back on his cock during the vaginal action too, the taste testing done without any hesitation (isn't PTM great?) and showing that even with years of experience she is a force to be reckoned with. The way her ass cheeks jiggled as they screwed was mesmerizing, making the scene compare nicely to Gina's solid bone inducer from earlier. This was one of the rare scenes where "Jack" didn't talk or get in the way and while I like the playful comments he sometimes adds, it did work very nice as a change of pace if nothing else (some people absolutely hate it when the cameraman won't shut up). The lengthy screwing led to more oral and Ben eventually rubbed out a load to her waiting face and chest, making me long for a scene ending where she did that job herself but otherwise ending a fine scene.

Scene Three: Jack’s Big Ass Show 8: Teagan Presley, Tyler Wood: Teagan Presley, the gal featured on the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she modeled her new outfit that she referred to as "slutty". Jack was appreciative as the then-happy contract gal posed for him and freely lifted her skirt to give him a glimpse of heaven; Teagan commenting on how her ass was "back" though she was still sporting her ultra lean look that many have commented on. Frisky Teagan continued providing strokable tease footage when Tyler Wood, her real life significant other, entered the picture as a pizza delivery boy that turned her on. Tyler isn't the biggest guy in porn or the most widely accepted as top talent, but his recent chemistry with Teagan is undeniably solid and I am one of the few that has no problem with her repeatedly working with him as long as she is willing to give her best performances with him. The scenario here was that Teagan would fuck Tyler to "take one for the team" as a trade for the expensive pizza pie. Tyler ate her out as Jack continued his conversation with Teagan, acting almost as if her sex partner wasn't there at times but grunting in appreciation before telling Tyler to "do anything you want". I would have preferred stronger lighting and a lighter outfit but my sources lead me to believe that this was done to flesh her out a bit for broader appeal than "fans like me". Her own oral antics were active too and she gasped as she inhaled Tyler's wood, both of them showing why she was better suited to stick with a cock she liked than explore the multitude of male performers on the market. The vaginal riding was active and Teagan did plenty of taste testing too, a slight fart (pussy fart or ass fart undetermined) taking place before she sat on top of him and begged for him to "please hit me". Teagan was far less active during the anal portion of the ride but her limited vocals ("Yes, yes, yes") were occasionally broken up with some ATM. Teagan looked appropriately slutty and Tyler's tiny wad went to her crotch. The ending was kind of funny too but I won't ruin it for you.

Scene Four: Jack’s Big Ass Show 8: Alexis Texas, Scott Nails: Alexis Texas, the hot blond featured on the right side of the front cover, was up last as the perfect scene to close out the movie with as she took on Scott Nails. Scott brought a "surprise" to Jack in the form of a gal with an ass so large that "it wouldn't fit in the front seat." Her white mesh top was pretty sweet too but her bodacious butt stood out as the thematic lead of the movie, lacking blemishes but not quite as toned as I prefer. Alexis has made her career as a cottage industry of sorts in porn over the last year, no puns about "cottage cheese" need be made by the cranks out there. She wore blue jean shorts and teased the men nicely before the trio went to the study to see her in action. Scott kept pushing for the action to begin and as soon as her ass was uncovered, he stuck his face in her ass to suck her perfect pucker clean. The kidding about who would get to fuck her was cutely played out and Alexis gave a believably heated blowjob to reciprocate, Scott nailing her as soon as she was finished. Alexis was not opening her back door and was not the most active rider of cock in the movie but she was so tight that Scott did not last long at all; the resulting huge blast of bone batter rubbed out all over her rounded rump.

Scene Five: Jack’s Big Ass Show 5: Gina Lynn, Ben English: Gina Lynn, a blond bombshell with large implants and a juicy ass, was up next in black lingerie including fishnet stockings, was she greeted Ben English, in a large living room. He caressed her sweet ass and she bent over for him, his probative hands exploring her moist pussy and fleshy ass cheeks before she slobbed his turgid knob. She then rubbed her ass against his cock and gave him a titty fuck, another hummer leading to some hand to gland friction and active vaginal riding positions. He bald beaver eventually drained his dragon of semen too, the ending blowjob eliciting a glazing wave of sperm to reward the young lady.

Scene Six: Deeper 11: Memphis Monroe, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue: Big breasted blond beauty Memphis is upset about making coffee for her husband Tommy Gunn and his friend Mick. Memphis looking as sexy as ever quickly finds that arguing with your husband only leads to one thing. Tommy gets Memphis on her knees and the blond sex siren is quickly quieted with a pair of cocks in her mouth. Memphis sucks both guys cock with some nice looking passion as well as eye contact which always drives me nuts. After giving the guys some oral Memphis finds herself bent over the kitchen island only to have both guys quickly rub their cocks on her ass before getting her up on top to continue the action. Once on top of the island Memphis gets her pussy eaten out by Mick while she sucks off Tommy. Eventually Mick begins to fuck this big boobed blond in missionary while she continues to suck off Tommy. The guys take turns and switch around each taking their turn fucking the bald pussy of Miss Monroe. The action looks good and being a fan of Memphis already had me loving this intro scene. Both guys land up fucking Memphis from behind until they get her on her knees to pop on her face. (Review by Jen The Horny Housewife)

Scene Seven: Deeper 10: Lacie Heart, Scott Nails: Lacie Heart, the beauty featured on the front cover, was up next as she crawled around the living room floor with a fluffy bunny tail toy in her ass. She was teasing partner Scott Nails and he played along as her master, offering her a carrot (yes, the vegetable) before replacing it with his cock. She gave him a hearty hummer, looking into his eyes to enhance the effect as well as show a greater bond between them than usual, the gal practically glowing as she satiated his need to unleash seed. Scott pulled her anal toy out before going down on the cutie, taking his own sweet time to tease her as she had done to him. They engaged in a few positions of passive vaginal sex before she took his large dick in her ass; the gal barely holding on as he did all of the work. I find her to be exceptionally cute but her ability to actively handle his penis is rarely good enough for my tastes so the scene had marginal value for me even when she willingly took the load he rubbed out to her mouth (as she sucked the carrot again).

Scene Eight: Deeper 3: Jesse Jane, Tommy Gunn: Jesse Jane, having opened the show by flipping through cable channels and playing with a Ouija board on her bed in some sexy white undies (face it, anything she wears is sexy by virtue of her presence), fussed at studly Tommy Gunn until the two of them started playing with each other. The playful banter and bedroom antics led to her slobbing his knob, jerking him off as she straddled his face for a 69. She was very vocal about getting banged and did some PTM with him as well; her most active position being the cowgirl where she impaled herself soundly. The positions continued through to include a doggy bit where he held her throat (I'm sure someone will accuse him of choking her), their bodies glistening with sweat before he rubbed out a load to her face. (the compilation credits mislabeled which volume this came from but I found it)

Scene Nine: Jack’s Teen America 23: Riley Steele, Erik Everhard: Riley Steele, the foxy little blond contract hotty featured on the center of the front cover (with the white shirt and pink panties), was up next as sound man Erik Everhard was observed making out with her on the green couch. He had arrived early and left his gear out front, Jack upset that he had started the interview without him. Riley was especially cute here, her girlish demeanor setting Erik off that he couldn't hold off going down on her, Riley relatively quiet as she reaped the rewards of his oral talents. Her panties came off soon after that though, granting Erik great access to her crotch for the oral he loved giving her, her attempts at giving him a lengthy blowjob rebuffed as he wanted inside of her badly. At this point, I felt it safe to say that Riley provided the most natural performance of the entire cast, less dedicated to porn standards than as if she were simply there to enjoy the gift in front of her. Erik drilled her pussy hard and she provided the most active ride I have seen her in to date, the guy diddling her to an orgasm and continuing his penetrative assault with a lot of going down on her from time to time. I also liked the way Riley blew and jerked him off to orgasm here, taking matters into her own hands as his spew flew all over the place.

Scene Ten: Family Matters: Kayden Kross, Mick Blue: Kayden wears a barely visible bikini and seduces Mick Blue, the handyman, into her bedroom for a good fuck session. Kayden is pretty and hot in the porn world right now and she does have a nice body and bewitching eyes. Mick is a nice guy and fun to watch as well and the two make for a good pairing. However, the sex was romantic in tone and pacing rather than the more aggressive seduction I was expecting her. He shoots on her upturned open and tongue while she emits some little girl giggles. (review by Marine Hardcore)

Summary: Blonde Bombshells by director Robby D. for Digital Playground was a dedicated compilation of scenes focusing on attractive blondes regardless of what sex acts they partook in, the mileage varying considerably as to how good some scenes were. I rated the compilation as a very solid Rent It, my belief that unaltered scenes work best in their original context, enough of these pretty good too though. In short, Blonde Bombshells was truthfully advertised as having a plethora of “golden beauties” but there was no new material here and some of the scenes came across as edited versions so check it out to see if it merits your own approval before dropping cash.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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