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Ass Masterpiece 13

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/22/14

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Ass Masterpiece 13

Naughty America

Genre: Web-To-DVD, Vignettes

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Director: Uncredited


Cast: Jynx Maze, Dave Frederick, Kelsi Monroe, Bruno Dickemz, Tara Lynn Foxx, Kurt Lockwood, Mia Malkova, Alan Stafford, Dani Daniels, Danny Mountain

Length: See Below for the running time of the individual scenes.

Dates of Production: See below for the original release dates.


Extras: There was a slideshow and some trailers as well as a short interview lasting 3:36 minutes of Jillian Jenson (who was not in the movie).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ass Masterpiece 13 was comprised of five scenes shot for the internet to be compiled into this release for Naughty America. No directors or technical staffers were credited but most of the scenes looked competently handled, some of the lighting and camera work in need of polishing up but the editing appeared to be okay. The scenes were not presented in anamorphic widescreen, just chopped to look widescreen, but they were an upgrade from what the company offered several years back in overall quality. There was nothing on the DVD that was not released last year online for the company website so I tried to list links for those who are members but suffice it to say that it was middle of the road in terms of visual excellence compared to companies that rely heavily on the physical disc medium, the video bit rates hovering in the middle 4.1 Mbps range much of the time. The aural qualities were similar in that I could hear the vocals plainly enough on my home theater set up but the music and ambient sounds found on higher end works were not as interesting here.

Body of Review: Naughty America is a huge internet company that provides some really solid web scenes on their multitude of themed websites. They are also known for taking said scenes and releasing them on disc, five scenes per disc being their standard, the latest of which I am reviewing is called Ass Masterpiece 13. The premise was fairly simple here as each vignette involved a limited story concerning a babe with a hot ass taken from the “Ass Masterpiece” website. That the cast was full of attractive ladies like Jynx Maze, Mia Malkova, Dani Daniels, Kelsi Monroe, and Tara Lynn Foxx. The back cover described the movie like this: “” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Jynx Maze, a delicious little lady with all natural boobs and a wonderful ass, was up first with Dave Frederick. Jynx removed her slutty attire to shower and get all soaped up, Dave joining her to assist before she aggressively slobbed his knob, some hand to gland friction included. This led to some very active vaginal riding positions, Jynx not letting me down as the moper was shown the most hospitable of scenes by the babe. The ending wave of semen led to him plastering her generous ass, Jynx tasting it before the scene closed out. The company website described the scene like this: “OH YEAH! It's time for another Ass Masterpiece. This time we got Jynx Maze in the house, or should I say in the shower. This lovely bubble butt cutie gets her ass soaking wet in the shower. It's nice and glistening and waiting to be grabbed and played with. Of course, her pussy gets some play too and is fucked nice and hard by my man Dave here.” 29:31 minutes 11/15/2013


Scene Two: Kelsi Monroe, a sexy newcomer with a fleshy ass worthy of some attention, was up next in a small living room complete with stripper pole, her red and black lingerie easily swallowed by her sweet cheeks. She did a nice split on the black leather couch before her ass was oiled up, the gal working a light purple toy inside her juicy snatch before Bruno Dickemz knelt behind her to gobble her gash and rim her. She blew him with a fair amount of energy and stroked his turgid pecker, her ass oiled up before a multitude of vaginal positions drained his dragon of sperm that was deposited onto her ass cheeks. The company website described the scene like this: “It's time to get some booty up in Naughty America once more. We got newcomer Kelsi Monroe for you and she will definitely make you cum once you get a hold of DAT ASS! She shakes, spanks, and oils up her ass before taking Bruno's big dick inside of her. The jizz on her ass is the perfect cherry to top of this hot Ass Masterpiece scene.” 50:50 minutes 12/4/2014


Scene Three: Tara Lynn Foxx, the hotty on the front cover, was up next as she teased in the modern kitchen setting of a house in her cover dress, some oil applied to make her hot and shiny which brought Kurt Lockwood into view to suck her ass and spank it a bit. She briefly blew him before some vaginal positions in her bald beaver led to anal action, no chemistry observed but she was certainly enthusiastic before he launched his seed on her gaping asshole. The company website described the scene like this: “Tara Lynn Fox is shaking her big ass up and down on the kitchen counter getting it all nice and oiled up for Kurt. Kurt wastes little time spanking, licking, and fucking Tara's tight asshole with his massive cock. What better way to spend the day than fucking a hot blonde in the ass on the kitchen counter.” 19:56 minutes 1/3/2014


Scene Four: Mia Malkova, one of the prettiest blondes in porn at this writing, was up next outside in a skimpy black bikini, slowly stripping by the pool before blowing lucky Alan Stafford. She was very skilled at blowing him and did so with and without her hand, throating his modest cock with ease before some vaginal plowing took place. He reciprocated as she sat on his face and both gave more head between positions, the resulting nut drizzled onto her amazingly sexy ass. The company website described the scene like this: “We have Mia Malkova here showing one of her great ASSets! You'll want this smoking hot lady after she shakes, slaps, and grabs her ass just for you. She primes herself up before taking Alan's dick! This is one Ass Masterpiece you will not want to miss!” 25:02 minutes 2/7/2014


Scene Five: Dani Daniels, a very sexy young lady who has been wowing a lot of people lately with a variety of her scenes, was up last in a scene with Danny Mountain. The flesh tones were off and the saturation of the colors seeming like less care was taken shooting this one, her wealth of ass tease in her blue shorts and red & white polka dotted top making her the most patriotic looking babe of the day. Her thick legs added to her allure on the white couch, the red stripper shoes adding some color as Danny gave her some quick head before pounding away on her neatly trimmed pussy. Fani then sat on his face and they moved into a 69 position, the riding very active even as the chemistry was weak, her eye contact pretty solid throughout the scene too. Her labia eventually milked him dry of spew, Danny tossing it off all over her crotch. The company website described the scene like this: “We got some ass for you! Watch Dani Daniels shake her badonkadonk and take Danny Mountain's cock like a champ.” 32:54 minutes 4/10/2014

Summary: Ass Masterpiece 13 by the uncredited directors of Naughty America was definitely fun to watch as attractive women enjoyed the various scenarios but there were scant extras, slightly uneven technical values, and a repetitive manner in which the scenes unfolded sexually so I rated the production as a Rent It. The women cast were better than average for the company, including Jynx Maze, Mia Malkova, Dani Daniels, Kelsi Monroe, and Tara Lynn Foxx; not a dog in the bunch from my point of view. In short, fans of internet porn could do worse than Ass Masterpiece 13 but to make the show stand out in a crowded field, expecting some new content, director cuts of the scenes, or something to differentiate it from the scenes online released so long ago would be appreciated for higher ratings.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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