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Up Close and Hardcore 7

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/24/14

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online


Scene trailers linked below to screen captures

Up Close and Hardcore 7

Pulse Distribution/Team Skeet

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD, POV

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Director: None Credited


Cast: Marina Angel, Carter Cruise, Tony, Carmen Caliente, Natalie Lust, Lucy Tyler; all men uncredited on the DVD but the company website suggesting that Tony was the lead male each time.

Length: 121:14 minutes

Dates of Production/Original Release:

Extras: There was a photogallery, trailers, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Up Close and Hardcore 7 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the uncredited directors of Team Skeet to be released on DVD by Pulse Distribution as well as the company website. I have little experience with the company’s titles in terms of providing detailed reviews but the camera work was basic, the lighting fairly consistent, and the framing of the action as expected in three of the scenes but the first two were shot at night using a strong central light and it did not look nearly as good. The editing was often abrupt and noticeable but there was no consistent company watermark and the flesh tones were accurate. The aural components were equally basic with a 2.0 Dolby Digital offering at 192 Kbps, some vocals on the light side but most of the comments and moans easily understood.


Body of Review: Pulse Distribution handles a lot of works by smaller companies, one of them called “Team Skeet” that is primarily a website endeavor out of Florida. This latest title in for review is called Up Close and Hardcore 7, the five ladies performing here each possessing a youthful look and hard body as they fucked and sucked their uncredited male partners. I checked this out because it had Carter Cruise and Carmen Caliente but found Lucy Tyler, Marina Angel, and Natalie Lust all worth a look too. The scenes all came from the POVLife website run by the company, the first two lacking many of the finer visual elements expected of modern day porn. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Fucking In The Dark: Marina Angel, a lean blond, was up first in a dark room wearing a lacy white top and black g-string nestled in her sweet ass, the camera mounted light looking like a strong flashlight as she stripped and did all the talking. She slobbed the knob of Tony from what it looked like, taking more than half his turgid pecker orally before a series of active vaginal riding positions drained his dragon, his semen plastering her ass and back from the doggy position in short order. The company website described the scene like this: ”Marina Angel is my favorite girl in porn right now. She’s small enough to throw around, is adorable, and has a tight little butt to boot. This babe is back for yet another episode on Team Skeet (can’t get enough!). This time she’s in the dark on POVLife making all your fantasies cum true!” 1/22/2014


Scene Two: Wanna See My Hot Lil Body?: Carter Cruise, the sexy blond featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next in a crop top and black booty shorts, her pink thong pulled up her ass as she teased how Tony must want her. She sported a little bush of pubic hair and the scene was again a dark room with a spotlight on the camera, reducing the resolution enough to make it look truly old school. The gal knelt to blow him an then climbed on his cock to ride it fairly actively, her juicy ass milking his sperm readily as he came all over her ass. The company website described the scene like this: ”Carter Cruise is such a damn hottie! This girl is small and has a cute little white girls ass with a nice pair of tits to boot as well. My favorite part about this teen is the faces she makes when shes taking down some big dick from our boy Tony.” 3/4/2014


Scene Three: That Body Is Sculpted: Carmen Caliente, the booty princess spotted on the upper left side of the front cover, was up next with Tony as she pranced around a well lit house in a black dress with large white polka dots. Her ass stood out and the 19 year old liked talking about her “luscious” ass with him, his grabby hands pawing her as he shot her from various angles to show her panties. She gave him a quick hummer before jumping on his bone vaginally, her ass shaking as she bounced on the bed with him inside her. He did not last long fucking her tight pussy, the nut of seed blasting her ass too. The company website described the scene like this: ”Carmen Caliente has one of the most amazing asses in the game right now and shes only 19. She says it kinda just popped up out of nowhere one Summer. Sounds good to us. Her favorite position is doggy, she loves to get fucked from the back and handled.” 2/12/2014


Scene Four: Young Natalies 1st Cock: Natalie Lust, a cute redhead in an animal print dress, claimed to be 20 years old rather than the website age of 18, the gal lifting up her dress in front of the large picture window of the condo to give the cameraman (Tony?) a fine look at her red panties yanked up her sweet ass crack. The booty tease continued until she peeled off her attire on the bed, the lady sucking him off before some vaginal positions showed how fast he was at unleashing his load on her lower abdomen. The company website described the scene like this: ”Natalie Lust is really 18. No bullshit! This Ohio cutie is down in Miami now having the time of her life doing porn. She wants money and fame so she’s in the right biz. Make her feel welcomed!” 6/30/2013


Scene Five: Lets Make A Deal: Lucy Tyler, a skinny blond this time, was up last with Tony as the two browsed the lingerie in a big store, both of them selecting different undies for her to wear. There was some public nudity in the parking lot and then in the SUV on the way home, the gal putting on a fashion show in the house from there. She blew him enthusiastically and rode him nearly as well with her bald beaver, some hand to gland friction enhancing the hummer much like her moans and solid eye contact worked well during the penetrative portions of the show. It ended when he let loose his juice in the form of a believable vaginal creampie, the best part of him running down her ass crack as they decided how to spend the rest of the day. The company website described the scene like this: ”Tony met Lucy at a discount clothing store while she was shopping for some underwear. She was asking for his opinion on different pairs, but all he could focus on was her phat ass in her tight short shorts. He offered to buy her some underwear but only if she would model them back at his place. Once they were in his room it didnt take long for the fashion show to end and the fucking to begin! Lucy has one of the best asses in the game and she knows how to bounce it on a hard cock, and take a creampie like a pro! This ones for you Skeeters!” 3/28/2014

Summary: Up Close and Hardcore 7 by the directors of Team Skeet (as distributed by Pulse Distribution) struck me as having some strokability and replay value, the attractive young cast of ladies not hurting its appeal either so I rated it as a Rent It as most fans will probably do better to join the company website to see what they have rather than this mere handful of scenes. In short, Carter Cruise was my initial reason for checking this one out but her scene and that of Marina had the worst visual elements of the bunch, each of the other scenes offering decent looking chicks so Up Close and Hardcore 7 might suit you best if you’re a disc collector like me but the website a better choice for the sheer variety it offers.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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