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Teen-aholics 2, The

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/27/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


The TEEN-aholics $ 2

Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video

Genre: Teens, Gonzo

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Director: Joey Silvera


Cast: Dakota Skye, Jessy Jones, Maya Grand, Kurt Lockwood, Skylar Green, Rose Red Tyrell, Lola Foxx, Dillion Harper

Length: 194:26 minutes

Date of Production: 2014


Extras: The extras included a cast list, a pop shot recap, a company trailer, and some websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The TEEN-aholics $ 2 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. And yes, there was a company watermark displayed on the lower right hand corner of the screen for those who care. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.


Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the kinkier directors whose directing efforts are distributed by Evil Angel, his love of all sorts of kink long since established. His latest release making it my way is the upcoming The TEEN-aholics $ 2, a selection of four scenes starring attractive young ladies who do all sorts of nasty things to entice men to cater to their own needs. The biggest name of the bunch at this writing was Dakota Skye, the all natural babe featured on the left side of the front cover but some of the others had serious potential to rock as well given how frisky they got sexually in their trysts. Maya Grand, Lola Foxx, Skylar Green, Dillion Harper, and Rose Red Tyrell were also on hand to drain dragons dry so fans of newcomers will appreciate this one when it finally comes out. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Dakota Skye, the playful young blond featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first on a large bed with a fox tail anal plug nestled in her tasty little ass. She was oiled up and teasing as nearby Jessy Jones waited to nail her, the gal’s pretty eyes and face definitely standing apart in the crowded field of newcomers as she moved around the garishly decorated home in her white fishnet stockings, tiny blue jean booty shorts, and pink bikini undies. He was all over her body until she knelt to slob his knob, the gal applying some hand to gland friction as she sucked the head of his turgid pecker and nuzzled his nuts. Dakota then oiled up an anal plug for insertion and applied a wand vibrator to her bald beaver as Jessy cuddled her, the gal tasting her plug before he replaced it with his throbbing boner, Jessy choking her to excite her further as the wand was applied to her snatch again. The various sensations washing over Dakota got her off a time or two, the beauty only a passive rider this time but every bit as great looking as ever. Jessy finished up by tossing his nut of semen all over Dakota’s face and upper torso, the gal still rubbing herself as she maintained a similar level of eye contact with the camera as she had with him to close.



Scene Two: Maya Grand, an exotic looking 18 year old Minnesotan hotty with an awesome tan (and great tan lines), a pretty face and very pretty eyes, was up next out by the pool sunning herself in a striped bra and blue jean shorts as she teased the camera. She also had athletic socks and sneakers on, her hands lightly caressing her body as she peeled layers of clothing off to reveal a very sweet looking heart shaped ass, this being her first movie for a big name gonzo company and her third credited flick on IAFD. As hot as she was, she was stuck working with Kurt Lockwood, the unshaven mope ordering her around to interrupt the sexy tease in favor of catering to his needs, moving into the house where he spanked her ass and helped her slowly disrobe the rest of her outfit. He alternated spanking her and rubbing her panty clad crotch, Maya sucking about half his cock while stroking the shaft. She then applied a wand vibrator to her crotch while sucking him off which led to some moderately passive vaginal riding positions, too much lube used on her bald beaver and Kurt barely penetrating her at first. He did gobble her gash and ass after that, her ass readily accepting his modest member as she continued to masturbate while they fucked and he took forever to jerk off his sperm to her face, the act sped up by what looked like her fingering his ass (her hand was working something back there and it wasn’t his cock or balls) though she properly treated his ejaculate like toxic waste except when fed some. The cute gal has a lot of potential with the right partners.


Scene Three: Skylar Green, Rose Red Tyrell, and Jessy Jones were up next in a lengthy scene after the two attractive young ladies (partially seen on the lower right corner near Dakota’s picture) teased a little. The tease started with the ladies getting some individual time to show off, Rose’s plump ass looking particularly appealing to me more than Skylar’s skinny frame. The lesbian antics were pleasing to a degree but things definitely heated up when Jessy’s rock hard erection came into the picture. That was when the ladies started taking turns sucking portions of his pecker, Rose tossing his salad as though she loved his ass as Skylar licked up and down his shaft. He porked Rose as she munched rug in doggy, some wand vibrator action helping excite the gals, Skylar following with vaginal of her own and lots of oral by all three leading to Rose actively riding Jessy in her ass as Sky rimmed her. Rose took the bulk of the penetrative action and deserved to, the ladies kissing each other as he unleashed his seed into their faces to cum swap and partially swallow, some post coital head at the end making it interesting too.



Scene Four: Lola Foxx and Dillion Harper, the two lean brunettes seen on the upper middle of the front cover, were up last with Jessy Jones, their slutty attire making them look the part as the director admitted his long standing interest in shooting one of them. The gals were giddy and slightly nervous from what I could tell, their playfulness standing out from the rest of the cast as they disrobed and warmed each other up in the living room setting. The lesbian antics included some anal play and rimming, their pussies getting serviced by each other as Jessy watched from the couch. When he eventually joined them, they ended up on a bed kissing each other and the gals shared his cock orally before some vaginal positions, the gals rubbing perfect puckers and taste testing each other while the wand vibrator came into play. The wealth of vaginal positions by both ladies included some modest active riding but not nearly as much as they have done elsewhere; the chemistry between the ladies seen as the primary driving point of the scene though they did appear to enjoy his cock too. In short, it was a decent tryst with substantial replay value, the ladies draining his dragon of seed by giving him some head at the end, milking his manly fluids to share them as he took over to beat off, some cum swapping causing the gals to laugh a lot.


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Summary: The TEEN-aholics $ 2 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was a solid showcase for some rising stars in porn, Dakota Skye having most of the name recognition but some of her peers here delivering the goods fairly well too so this one earned a Recommended. The technical values were very nicely done, the ladies were well cast, and the heat of the sexual acts worked with the kink factor provided. In short, The TEEN-aholics $ 2 had replay value and strokability on par or better with other big budget newcomer fuck flicks, more rough edges than the first volume of the series but worth checking into all the same.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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