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I Have A Wife 30

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/4/14

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online


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I Have A Wife 30

Naughty America

Genre: Web-To-DVD, Vignettes

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Director: Uncredited


Cast: Tara Lynn Foxx, Xander Corvus, Kennedy Nash, Kurt Lockwood, Allie James, Johnny Castle, Romi Rain, Tiffany Tyler, Danny Wylde, Ashley Fires, Michael Vegas

Length: See Below for the running time of the individual scenes.

Dates of Production: See below for the original release dates.


Extras: There was a slideshow and some trailers as well as a short interview of Jynx Maze lasting 2:36 minutes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Have A Wife 30 was comprised of five scenes shot for the internet to be compiled into this release for Naughty America. No directors or technical staffers were credited but most of the scenes looked competently handled, some of the lighting and camera work in need of polishing up but the editing appeared to be okay. The scenes were not presented in anamorphic widescreen, just chopped to look widescreen, but they were an upgrade from what the company offered several years back in overall quality. There was nothing on the DVD that was not released last year online for the company website so I tried to list links for those who are members but suffice it to say that it was middle of the road in terms of visual excellence compared to companies that rely heavily on the physical disc medium, the video bit rates hovering in the middle 3.5 Mbps range much of the time. The aural qualities were similar in that I could hear the vocals plainly enough on my home theater set up but the music and ambient sounds found on higher end works were not as interesting here.

Body of Review: Naughty America is a huge internet company that provides some really solid web scenes on their multitude of themed websites. They are also known for taking said scenes and releasing them on disc, five scenes per disc being their standard, the latest of which I am reviewing is called I Have A Wife 30. The premise was fairly simple here as each vignette involved a limited story element about women going after married men. The cast was full of attractive ladies like Ashley Fires, Romi Rain, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tiffany Tyler, and Kennedy Nash, all offering some physical appeal depending on your tastes. The back cover described the movie like this: “What kind of a woman goes after a married man? All kinds! At I Have A Wife, the women are blonde, brunette, horny and wet. If a guy's taken a vow, these women will go for his trow. Watch all of these sexy porn videos right here!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Tara Lynn Foxx, a lean blond with a hot body, was up first in a skimpy red dress, the gal dropping in on Xander Corvus on their “special day” though she hadn’t seen him in years. She mistook the romantic setup as meant for her though Xander had been married years earlier, the gal making it clear she wasn’t leaving until he gave her some good loving; his wife showering so they only had 30 minutes. She was naked in no time and started slobbing his knob, Xander caving in to gobble her gash, the gal providing some hand to gland friction before a series of occasionally active vaginal riding positions took place. She nuzzled his nuts and gave great eye contact too, her perky ass pumping hard and her neatly trimmed triangle of pubic hair looking good with Xander launching a small nut of semen towards her face and upper torso. The company website described the scene like this: “Xander is planning a special night with his wife, when a knock at the door takes him by surprise. It's his ex-girlfriend, Tara Lynn Foxx. She helps herself in thinking that this night has been planned for her. In the meantime, Xanders wife is in the shower, which gives Tara 30 minutes to fuck him just like the good ol' days.” 27:41 minutes 3/11/2013


Scene Two: Kennedy Nash, a tiny gal with long blond hair, was up next as a student of Kurt Lockwood’s wife, the woman delayed by a traffic accident which allowed Kurt and Kennedy to get to know each other. The setup was weak and I prefer curvier ladies (not to mention better quality men with them) but it was not a terrible scene, her black g-string riding deep in her ass crack once they decided to cheat, her bald beaver getting some head and the head of his modest boner getting attention from her before a few modestly active vaginal positions left his wad of sperm on the edge of her mouth though she did not swallow. The company website described the scene like this: “Piano student Kennedy Nash shows up at her teacher's house for a dinner, but teach is caught in traffic due to an accident on the road, says her husband. It's a pleasant surprise to Kennedy, because she's certainly interested in the pianist's husband's penis! He gladly helps the student undress and sucks on her plushy pink nipples and plays her pussy with his piano fingers. Kennedy shows how talented she is at playing the skin flute by way of her throaty blowjob. After she's done playing the piper, Kennedy shoves the married man's big dick into her music box and he plays his fucking heart out.” 27:31 minutes 3/19/2013


Scene Three: Allie James, a lean gal with light hair, was up next with Johnny Castle, his wife having hired the gal to be their new nanny. She wore blue jean shorts and a loose top, checking in on the sleeping baby by bending over as he checked her out. She found him attractive and started caressing his growing bulge, the turgid pecker sucked when she knelt before him and unleashed it from his pants. While her eye contact was not as consistently strong as some of the others, she gave a good deal of energy and enthusiasm to him, her ass looking divine when it was way up in the air and her head was down, her glasses remaining on and the gal sporting a hairy patch of pubes. It ended as expected with Johnny beating off his seed all over her face, the gal opening wide before some post coital head where it was clear she liked the extra benefits of her new job. The company website described the scene like this: “The nanny Johnny's wife hired, Allie James, arrives at his home for her first day of work, and he can't believe how young and hot she is. There's a mutual attraction to him from her, and after he shows her the room where the baby is, she decides she can take care of Johnny first ... while his wife is out! Johnny's reluctant for about one whole second, until the sexy blonde nanny is swallowing his dick, letting him suck on her nice natural tits and fucking him until he shoots a hot load of cum all over her face!” 29:01 minutes 3/26/2013


Scene Four: Romi Rain, Tiffany Tyler, and Danny Wylde, were up next as the two horny ladies reminisced about their good old days prowling. They planned on a night out but were going to eat some take out Chinese food first, the delivery guy not who Romi thought it would be but a new, lame guy. Tiffany had not met the regular guy so she invited him in anyway, both of them figuring why not as a warm up to what would happen later so they started stripping and helping him out of his clothing despite his protests of being married. The ladies double teamed him orally and he took turns vaginally fucking them, Tiffany acting way overboard but both ladies looking yummy all over. I liked that they ladies shared him and each other, giving each other pleasure before he gave them a shared facial, some lesbian kissing ending it soon afterwards. The company website described the scene like this: “Romi Rain and Tiffany Tyler ordered some Chinese food, hoping it would get delivered by their favorite deliveryman. But when they discover that a new guy, Danny, is arriving with their food, they decide they need to christen him. Danny's amused by their advances, but he tells them he's married. Oh well! Because Romi Rain and Tiffany Tyler don't give a fuck if you're married, engaged, or unavailable -- they're still gonna fuck your brains out! Watch these two sexpots as they take on a big dick in a hot and steamy threesome sure to make you want to become a Chinese food deliveryman.” 36:10 minutes 4/3/2013


Scene Five: Ashley Fires, the smoking hot blond featured on the front cover was up last as she invited Michael Vegas into her house for a contracting quote. She wasted no time in having him measure the wall but ended up getting herself measured, soon stuffing his face between her juicy ass cheeks when she found he was married. This was a turn on for her and her tight red pants did not last long on her body, her pussy devoured generously too which led to her inhaling his cock vigorously as she blew him, throated him, and otherwise provided the best hummer of the movie by far. The levels of passion and enthusiasm were enhanced by her eye contact but I also appreciated that the cameraman kept going back to her delicious ass, Michael vaginally tearing into her snatch just as more oral and heated antics drained his dragon of semen, his balls milked of sperm by his hand as she knelt before him. The company website described the scene like this: “Ashley Fires is having her house wallpapered, but she's so turned on the man doing the job that all she wants is his cock! He tells her he's married, but that doesn't stop the feisty blonde from ripping off his wedding ring and making him eat her asshole if he wants it back! No wallpaper man can resist that, so he must do what he must do: lick her butthole, allow her to suck his married cock, then shove that married cock up her hot, wet, horny pussy. That's what you call getting the job done.” 24:09 minutes 4/5/2013

Summary: I Have A Wife 30 by the uncredited directors of Naughty America was definitely fun to watch as attractive women enjoyed the various scenarios but there were scant extras, slightly uneven technical values, and a repetitive manner in which the scenes unfolded sexually so I rated the production as a Rent It. I thought Phoenix Marie earned the front cover but all the looked good, I just expected a little more variety given the premise. In short, fans of internet porn could do worse than I Have A Wife 30 but to make the show stand out in a crowded field, expecting some new content, director cuts of the scenes, or something to differentiate it from the scenes online released so long ago would be appreciated for higher ratings.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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