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Meat Beaters 3

Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/19/14

XCritic's Advice: Skip It


Meat Beaters 3

Pure Play Media/Hammer House Studios

Genre: Handjobs, Compilation

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Director: Bobby Rinaldi


Cast: Leilani Lei, Jassie, Italia Christie, Haley Scott, Mandy Fox, Kaiya Lynn

Length: 56:47 minutes

Date of Production: 2014 (this compilation); around 2006 (the scenes themselves)

Extras: There was a short photogallery taken from the clips.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Meat Beaters 3 was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame as originally shot by director Bobby Rinaldi for Wildlife Films, the scenes now compiled by Hammer House Studios byPure Play Media. Unlike many compilations of this type, the scenes were not noticeably edited from “full sex scenes” but came from Bobby’s dedicated “Handjob” series that ran from 1999 to 2008, the director himself passing away early last year. In terms of the sets, they were very basic and the camera work & editing very straightforward, the original series offering ten scenes per DVD with modest extras. The lighting was fair and the aural qualities sounded as if they were captured in monaural using the camera microphone but later cleaned up for this presentation in 2.0 Dolby Digital. The vocals were easily heard and whatever music was added in post production was confined to the credits though the vocals in the final scene were completely out of synch and appeared dubbed.


Body of Review: Bobby Rinaldi was a popular director years back, the man passing away early last year of natural causes. He was best known for his extensive work at Wildlife and many of his scenes are now being compiled on discs by Hammer House Studios. The latest of these compilations, and make note that none are labeled as compilations, is called Meat Beaters 3, the scenes taken from Rinaldi’s “Handjob” series that ran from 1999 to 2008. The idea was simple enough, an attractive woman would tease naked on in skimpy lingerie while talking dirty to an anonymous male meat puppet, eventually jerking him off for 5 to 10 minutes with some occasional oral action. While the original volumes of the series typically offered ten scenes each, this compilation only offers six, clocking in at under an hour in length, greatly lowering the value since the original works are still available out there (often for $4 or 5 bucks used). Still, there was a nicely diverse cast here and I offered to look at it when asked by someone that likes handjobs almost as much as me, just note that some of these scenes are around 9 years old and I did not catch all of them when they first came out. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Leilani Lei, a tiny Filipino with lots of tattoos (most noticeable being the “Kenya” tattoo over her left boob), was up first as she reclined in a beige easy chair. A hairy cock approached her and she started beating his meat, one hand playing with his balls and the other using long hard strokes before applying a double handed meat beater approach to the encounter. She masturbated her bald beaver while directing his load of semen at her face, but ended up launching his juices on her torso without saying much.


Scene Two: Jassie, a perky little Japanese lady with a lean body and attractive face (but for some acne), was up next explaining how she wasn’t going to suck or fuck the stunt cock as she considered that “cheating”, the gal wearing pink striped bikini undies as she sat on the black leather couch. I recognized the extensive tribal tattoos on the guy’s stomach and Jassie used a one handed stroke approach for the most part, the man’s manly fluids landing on her chest.


Scene Three: Italia Christie, a lean gal with reddish brown hair and brilliant blue eyes, was up next in a white bra and skimpy black panties, was sitting on the bench on the end of a luxurious bed, as she applied a lot of lube to a large turgid pecker. She used one hand on the shaft and the other on his balls most of the time, alternating as she made a lot of dirty talk while looking straight at the camera. I liked that she took off her undies and straddled his rod at times, moving around more than most as she grew tired beating his meat before he finally gave it up to her mouth as she licked him.


Scene Four: Haley Scott, a tiny blond cutie with pretty eyes from California, was up next in a blue plaid bikini outfit on a large brown couch. She had white stripper shoes on and matching mesh stockings, the gal caressing her body while offering a lot of dirty talk and masturbating her nearly bald beaver before the mope with as small cock came in. She spoke of cheating too but really wanted it in her mouth and pussy, spitting on her hand for some added lubrication as the POV handjob continued. She took a moment to strip and tasted his balls via her hand, sitting on his stomach as she jerked him off toward her pussy with both hands though she finally delivered his goods all over her torso and a tiny bit on her face.


Scene Five: Mandy Fox, the featured blond on the front cover in red lingerie, was up next and her seductive eyes and taller body appealed to me as she spoke of “not cheating” by giving a handjob. She sat on a chair with gold embossment of a kind (like the kind really old people seem to like or used to like decades ago), the gal looking more at the camera than the anonymous mope she was beating off. She rubbed her all natural body and was soon shown naked on top of his reclined body as she slowly but securely stroked his oiled member, picking up the pace as she knelt before him for a chest pop.


Scene Six: Kaiya Lynn, a tiny Asian chick with a pretty face and a few tattoos, was up last as she beat off a guy with a big cock (for her, she was under 5’ tall as I recall) as she provided a running commentary. The audio was completely out of synch here, the cutie removing her pink bra but leaving her sheer matching panties on most of the way, rubbing his cock against her tits and eventually going completely naked as she played with him, her bald beaver rubbing against the head before she knelt to finish him off with both hands, one on his dick and the other on his balls when her mug was plastered.

Summary: Meat Beaters 3 by director Bobby Rinaldi for Wildlife Films, the scenes now compiled by Hammer House Studios by Pure Play Media was not a bad set of handjob scenes but it offered 60% of the original number of scenes as the original series did and currently sells for much more than you can find those titles for. On top of that, nowhere on the cover or in the DVD did it mention these were older, compiled scenes, nor did it mention who shot them or even where they came from which sets me off more than a little bit. As such, I simply rated the DVD as a Skip It as it lasted under an hour, had no real extras, provided no data and was full priced though it would be unfair to state this without mentioning the ladies all knew their way around jerking a guy off to completion in a sexy manner. In short, Meat Beaters 3 was just another small set of scenes taken from an earlier production to be compiled into a shorter flick so your mileage will certainly vary, though I admit to having a soft spot for Mandy Fox, Jassie, and Haley Scott from their heyday years ago.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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