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Fuck Me Silly

Studio: Devil's Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/22/14

XCritic's Advice: Skip It


Click for Trailer; individual scene trailers linked below

Fuck Me Silly

Devil’s Film

Genre: Toys, Solo (sort of) Masturbation

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Director: Uncredited

Cast: Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller, Abby Cross, Cameron Bay, Coco Velvet, Jennifer White, Nikki Daniels

Length: 141:13 minutes

Date of Production: 2014

Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, spam for various things, and nothing else.

Condoms: Yes, on some toys.

Audio/Video Quality: Fuck Me Silly was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by some uncredited director for Devil’s Film. Each “scene” was a short clip of either a lady or Ryan Driller using a sex toy (most of them from the “Fanta Flesh” line), every other scene starring Courtney Cummz with Ryan or him and the sole uncredited mope of the cast (in two scenes). The lighting was basic, the camera work static for the most part, the editing largely looking done in camera, and a large company watermark was displayed on the lower right hand corner at all times. The flesh tones looked accurate in most cases, only a few scenes showing saturated colors, with each clip lasting under ten minutes on average (the Courtney and Ryan work all part of a single clip that was cut into parts from what I could tell). The aural qualities of the production were handled in stereo Dolby Digital English but sounded hollow, as if recorded via the built in microphone of the camera.


Body of Review: Devil’s Film was purchased by Pipe Dreams not that long ago, the toy manufacturer offering a wealth of really cool sex toys including their line of glass dildos my GF adored and some skin substitutes using a material called “Fanta Flesh” that is a step better than the usual cheap materials such toys are generally known for. As a marketing device, the company now offers a marketing plan in the form of a “movie” called Fuck Me Silly. The show is made up of a variety of clips where the listed cast masturbates with one of the company toys, missing a beat by failing to label each toy though all but one male in the cast was properly identified. With 15 scenes of varying but typically short length, there was precious little interaction except in a few scenes starring Courtney Cummz and Ryan Driller assisting each other, those 8 of the scenes really part of one longer scene with multiple toys but editing into a series placed between the other scenes. Other than that, the sub heading on the title was “Real People… Really BIG Toys!” but most of the ladies barely inserted said toys past an inch or so because frankly, the toys were larger than they seemed able to accommodate. Here’s a list of the scenes by cast, noting that some condoms were used on toys for those still interested but essentially, the women used their dildos on their pussies and sucked them a little while Ryan and his male partner used the strokers and replicated body parts to fuck, Courtney helping jerk Ryan off a little but that was it:


Scene One: Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller:


Scene Two: Abby Cross:


Scene Three: Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller:


Scene Four: Cameron Bay:


Scene Five: Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller:


Scene Six: Coco Velvet:


Scene Seven: Courtney Cummz:


Scene Eight: Jennifer White:


Scene Nine: Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller, uncredited male:


Scene Ten: Nikki Daniels:


Scene Eleven: Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller:


Scene Twelve: Kaylee Hilton:


Scene Thirteen: Courtney Cummz, same uncredited male again:


Scene Fourteen: Alex Chance:


Scene Fifteen: Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller:

Summary: Fuck Me Silly by Devil’s Film was more of a really weak toy advertisement than anything else, the wrong casting hampering any marketing bonus that could have been derived from the production. When you’re selling impossibly huge dildos, for example, casting ladies that really use them in the clips (as well as real life) is the best way to go rather than ladies that rub them on the outside of their snatches and asses, barely inserting an inch (if that) when given the chance. Other companies have shown sexy women getting off with such devices and the industry has dozens of talented ladies able to convincingly apply themselves to such large toys, the stroker commercials, for lack of a better term, weak because if you are naked in the same room as Courtney Cummz, you are not going to settle for any such device as she is caressing you. I’ve tried some of the toys in question, or at very least their equivalent from another company so yeah, showing just one of the guys would come across as kind of gay unless something was said about Courtney experiencing Aunt Flow and a toothache at the same time but as much as I liked some of the cast when they are properly used in a scene, Fuck Me Silly was definitely a Skip It on all levels. No wonder the person shooting the clips did not want to be credited. There were plenty of ways to heat this one up and still sell the toys in question but a full priced release of this nature has to do it right or come across like an attempt to fuck the consumer over, not help him find the right device for him or a loved one to get off when all alone.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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