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Studio: Mercenary Pictures » Review by John Boy » Review Date: 9/29/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Feature Running Time:  2 hours 30 minutes

Date of Production: 2005

Genre: Gay; Big Dick; Solo

Condoms:  No

Audio/Video: Video quality: full screen 720x480 or 1:5:1 (3:2).  Audio: Stereo 48000 Hz

Director: Tina Tyler

Cast: Anthony Hardwood, Deshaun Hayes, Jean Baptiste, Joey Ray, Jr. Langdon, Marco Duati, Mario Rossi, Niko, Reno, Tyler Knight and special appearance by Lexington Steele

Bonus Scenes:  No

Extras: Photo Gallery; Cumshot Recap; Trailers for Super Whores 4, Manhammer 3, Pole Position: Lex POV 2, Super Whores 3, Black Reign 2


There’s no question that a hard man is good to find, and if you’re looking for a hard, muscular, chiseled bodied hunk jerking his dick and cumming all over himself, then you’ve come to the right place. Handyman by director Tina Tyler brings you a hard dick line up of 11 men, a number of them being familiar porn hunks, who thoroughly enjoy jerking off and pleasing themselves for the camera. You’ll recognize the cocks of men like Anthony Hardwood, Marco Duati, Mario Rossi, Reno and Lexington Steele to name a few. The film’s premise is pretty simple and the formula is straightforward. We get to know the guys a bit through their one-on-one interview with the director talking about their likes, how horny they are and how they’re not satisfied unless they’re having sex on a daily basis.  You’ll recognize most of these guys from straight porn videos, and in the flick as they jerk their dicks, they’re definitely talking to the girls out there. But nonetheless, looking at those hard bodies and hard cocks shooting cum will get you going. This film was clearly shot several years ago, so it’s not shot in HD, but the overall quality and camera work is fine. I recommend this flick. The guys work really hard to turn us on and each scene ends up in a big happy ending cumshot.

Scene 1: Anthony Hardwood

Anthony introduces himself on camera and talks about how much he loves America. Anthony is a hard-bodied European with a sexy accent. His large pecks, six-pack abs, beautiful arms, nice ass and thick legs add to his sexiness and charm. After we hear a little from him, we join him in bed as he’s jerking off under the covers, hiding his cock at first. He finally moves the covers away and as he continues to jerk off, making his balls bounce up and down. He moves over to the couch, gets comfortable and keeps pulling his knob while keeping his eyes focused on us. He’s talking dirty at first but soon concentrates a lot harder on the task at hand, jerking himself off. For the moment of truth, the camera slows down and we get a slow motion cumshot with Anthony cumming all over his stomach.

Scene 2: DeShaun Hayes

Beautiful DeShaun Hayes opens his scene with his hard dick already in his hands. His scene gets right to the action and it’s hot action too. His bald head makes him even sexier as the camera pans up and down his body. It’s a pleasure watching his abs contract and release over and over again as he enjoys pleasing himself. He stands up at the beginning of the scene and Tina is sure to get close up and underneath DeShaun’s cock, so we get to enjoy watching him jerk the head of his uncut dick in and out of his hands. What a sight. But I absolutely his cum overload at the end of the scene. It’s a really big load and I’m glad Tina slows the camera action down so we can watch all that cum shoot out of his cock in slow motion.

Scene 3: Jean Baptiste

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Jean Baptiste is taking a shower, rubbing all over his cock and soon starts talking dirty into the camera. He’s good at looking right into the camera, making you feel like he’s talking directly to you even though he’s talking about being in love with pussy. He’s lubing his cock up for us and we’ve got the view where we’re looking up at his dick and balls. Great view. His cock is hard now as he moans and groans while his oily cock is slipping in and out of his hands. His cock gushes a huge load of the white stuff, dripping and draining down his shaft as he keeps jerking it off.

Scene 4: Joey Ray

Joey Ray is naked and jerking off in the living room, and he looks good doing it. He likes that fact that we’re watching him jerk off, too. He’s another one that does a great job of engaging the viewer in his dirty talk while he jerks his cock. His action is pretty quick, it’s just a matter of a few minutes and all of a sudden there’s a geyser of thick cum shooting straight up out of Joey’s cock and all over his stomach. It’s worth watching his cumshot again.

Scene 5: JR Langdon

JR takes a dive in the deep end of the pool and steps out naked with his dick swinging in our face. He gets into the Jacuzzi, sits on the edge and grabs hold of his cock, knowing that that’s exactly what we want to see. The jerking begins and JR is sweet to look at as he pleasures himself, spanking his thigh with his cock. The first part of the scene is shot in black and white and then we get to see JR in full color and his allure is even more intense. He’s really into getting himself off by this time and you can see how much he’s enjoying this written all over his face. The jerking and groaning gets harder and faster until JR cums over his stomach and thighs. He’s another one with a big load to share.  

Scene 6: Marco Duati

It’s great to see Marco Duati stroke his cock and it’s interesting to see that this scene was shot shortly after Marco had just gotten into the porn industry in the U.S. He talks about working in the live sex industry in Barcelona and moving to the U.S. to do more movies. He says he has to have sex every day and he loves it. He lies back into the bed and really gets into his jerk off session, grabbing hold of his hard cock and balls and sometimes jerking his dick with both hands. He’s great at working his body all over the bed and keeping his eyes on us as he beats his meat. He stands up over the camera and keeps jerking for us. Tina gets in real close with her camera angles as Marco jerks the hell out of his meat with both hands and shoots his cum all over the glass table. Sexy.

Scene 7: Mario Rossi

Tina works her camera angle right in between Mario’s legs as he lies back on the sofa, jerking his cock. His nut sack is front and center on screen and he slaps his hard cock back and forth on his six pack abs. He’s a tease and a turn on in this flick, talking dirty and manhandling his meat. Tina tells him he’s doing excellent, and I would agree too. He’s fully committed to this happy ending and you can see it all over his face as we get a closer and closer view of his hard dick. Mario’s jerk is probably one of the hardest ones of the flick as he really jerks his cock hard and fast right before cumming all over his tight abs.

Scene 8: Niko

Niko’s body is beautiful like a sculpture and he has long black hair that makes him even sexier. His exotic body is just as alluring as where he’s from: Transylvania. He says he’s been an exotic dancers for several years and he likes to tease and be teased. Well, he certainly keeps his half of the deal in this flick, jerking off for us outside overlooking the foothills. He oils himself all over and puts on a show for us.  That he does with his smooth, oily body glistening in the sun. He gets into his session quickly as he keeps rubbing his flat abs and large pecks. But things really heat up when he stands to finish enjoy jerking off. He lies back on the lounge chair and holds on to the armrest as he gets ready to cum and what a cumshot it is. We get another big load shooting out all over his hard, oiled up abs.

Scene 9: Reno

Reno treats us to another outdoor jerk off session but this time he’s in the pool. He’s quite the vision stepping up out of the pool holding his hard cock. Tina lets us in on a little secret that during Reno’s jack off session his girlfriend was standing behind the camera naked to help turn him on. He tells us that he’s a walking hormone and that he really likes to make other people happy. After stepping up out of the pool, he moves into the Jacuzzi area to start the jerk off session. He’s flaunts his body in different positions on the edge of the Jacuzzi. His long curly hair is an added bonus and turn on as Reno works his cock for us. After slapping the water a few times with his hard cock he sits back and enjoys the sensation of his cum spilling up over his stomach.

Scene 10: Tyler Knight

Tyler is relaxing on the couch and his got his cock lubed up and ready. He works it out of his black underwear and rubs it all over. He’s smooth all over and his stomach and abs are a turn on by themselves. He knocks his hard cock around and around then gets to work, focusing on jerking it up and down. Tyler loves to grab and squeeze his cock hard, especially around the cut head of his dick and he gets more and more excited, moaning louder and louder as thick cum makes its way out of his dick and down the sides of his shaft.

Scene 11: Lexington Steele


Lexington Steele’s role in this flick is more of a cameo. It’s interesting and hot that Tina works him into the movie in between several of the scenes. We’re watching him lather himself up in the shower and that big hard cock is just hanging there, waiting for someone to grab a hold of. So we really get a tease of Lexington throughout the film, jerking and lathering up his cock in the shower, and his big finish is at the end of the movie during the credits. It’s then when Tina positions the camera so we’re looking up at Lexington’s big, hard cock as he shoots his hot load all over the camera lens. Wow.

Final Thoughts:

Watching hard-bodied, sexy, chiseled men yank and jerk their cocks until they cum all over themselves is a pure turn on. Try watching 11 of these hunks in a row manhandling their hard cocks for our pleasure and ending up in a tantalizing happy ending. That’s the formula behind Handyman by director Tina Tyler. She brings us a mix of some of the hottest guys in porn, most of whom you’ll recognize from straight porn flicks from over the years. These guys bring real meaning to the phrase “a hard man is good to find” because the solo cock jerking action from each of them is probably going to get you off. Tina has chosen to feature the kinds of dicks both men and women will crave and she’s successful at building that craving for cock from scene to scene. You’ll recognize the hard bodies and faces of guys like Anthony Hardwood, Jean Baptiste, Marco Duati, Mario Rossi, Lexington Steele and others. Definitely no shortage of hard men here. With cumshots that either fill up the screen or spray all over the guys, each happy ending is a turn on. I recommend Handyman. Watching it is guaranteed to get you off. 

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