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Squirt In My Face

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/3/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


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Squirt In My Face

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Squirting

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Director: William H. Nutsack


Cast: AJ Applegate, Zoey Monroe, Ramon Nomar, Bonnie Rotten, Janice Griffith, Manuel Ferrera, Cindy Starfall, Annie Cruz, Steve Holmes, Nadia Styles, Danica Dillon, Anthony Rosano

Length: 122:20 minutes

Date of Production: 9/4/2014


Extras: The best extra was the 30:26 minute Behind the Scenes feature, all of it amounting to a lengthy tease montage where the stills were shot and no vocals allowed as the music played. There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and company websites too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Squirt In My Face was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video. There was great lighting in four scenes, the tease montages were all enthusiastic, and the premise of “squirting” was covered in abundance. There was a company watermark and the editing by Robert Laplanc was balanced enough that even I had no complaints, the ladies caught in action quite well in almost all cases. The aural component was as expected too, the musical interludes during the tease montages fairly generic and provided some beat to go by, the vocals loud enough to be heard with ease (and not having to crank the sound up) though little dynamic range.


Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is a talented director at Jules Jordan Video, his affinity for high end gonzo craziness garnering a lot of fans. His latest flick for the company is called Squirt In My Face, the title differing from the recent “Squirt-Gasms” series by virtue of having three people in every scene in a two women on one guy dynamic. While Bonnie Rotten was present as the current goddess of gush, the show also had beautiful AJ Applegate and Zoey Monroe, hotty Nadia Styles in her latest comeback title, support cuties in the form of Janice Griffith and Danica Styles, and an Asian contingent with Cindy Starfall & Annie Cruz, also on her latest comeback tour. With such a diverse selection of fluid flinging floozies, I suspect this one came out just in time to impress award nomination committees though I doubted any would seriously challenge my youthful pal Bonnie in terms of quantity, distance, or any other measurable factor to judge the fluid dynamics taking place. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: AJ Applegate and Zoey Monroe, two of the finest looking blondes in all of porn at this writing, were up first as they teased in colorful mesh outfits with thongs. AJ favored pink mesh with a black thong nestled up her juicy ass and matching bra while Zoey looked suitably adorable in her blue mesh outfit over a white bikini set up. The tease montage was really hot with a mixture of footage inside the house and out by the pool, all set to an upbeat score, the ladies soon kissing each other in the contemporary living room before Ramon Nomar joined in. The boob sucking and ass play included crotch rubbing and gash gobbling, Zoey munching on AJ’s bald beaver before Ramon fingered the babe to a very wet climax all over Zoey’s face. Zoey then slobbed his knob with some hand to gland friction as AJ mounted his face, and then turgid pecker as she aggressively rode him vaginally before drenching his face with her juices. The ladies then shared him orally and each gave more juices to the cause, the eye contact, enthusiasm, and energy levels making this an outstanding opening scene. Zoey loved Ramon porking her perfect pucker too, AJ engaging in the resulting ATM before she opened her ass for him; the ladies going down on each other and Ramon with ample dirty talk to keep the heat flowing. It eventually ended with the ladies kneeling before him as he plastered their faces with his semen, the post coital head and cum swapping with a sensual kiss leading to one last display of fluid dynamics. The company website described the scene like this: “AJ Applegate, Zoey Monroe Can't Stop Squirting. They can't stop squirting and that's good because this is SQUIRT IN MY FACE where, as the title says, pretty whores get their faces splattered. Two natural blondes, bodies not hair, fuck and suck one lucky dude, squirting relentlessly, until he pops on their pretty faces. There's no business like show business.”


Scene Two: Bonnie Rotten, the reigning damsel of drench, and lean brunette Janice Griffith, both featured on the front cover, were up next in a similar montage around the house in their cover outfits. Bonnie is no stranger to this writer, the heavily tattooed performer of the year’s sexual antics in movies regularly described in detail by myself and my team as she goes at life full speed ahead in her work, Janice a newcomer most closely associated with James Deen (she’s the gal on the cover kneeling down and licking at Bonnie’s crotch) though this scene definitely had an upgrade in the form of male performer of the year Manuel Ferrera. The sensual (and strokable) tease montage was set at a slower pace than the first scene but it was still very appealing, the music ending to signal the sex about to begin with the three partners on the dark leather couch. Manuel had one of them on each side of him at first, the ladies all over him with their hands and mouths as they sucked him off aggressively, nuzzled his nuts, and licked his taint, Janice soon moving to straddle his face as Bonnie throated him. The sloppy head by both ladies led to establishing just who is the queen of squirting as Bonnie blasted them with her first gusher of the day, Janice’s much more modest efforts later qualifying her participation but on a far different level to be sure. The vaginal boning and lesbian play were impressive here too, the ladies never letting up on their partners and Bonnie commanding respect as she allowed Manuel into her inviting ass, some rosebud play included but not all that much. Bonnie continued to let loose the juice and the ladies knelt to share Manuel’s sperm when he jerked off onto their faces, the cum swapping leading to the gals masturbating toward one another with Janice giving a much better showing of squirting before they kissed. The company website described the scene like this: “Bonnie Rotten Drenches Janice Griffith With Her Pussy Juices. In the midst of the worst drought in California history it's good to see that Bonnie Rotten and Janice Griffith take hydration seriously. In this filthy fraction of SQUIRT IN MY FACE Bonnie and Janice give it all to Manuel and he knows just what to do with it. Anal? Yup. Ass to mouth? Oh yeah. Squirting? Seemingly gallons. Tons of tattoos? Si Senior. A big facial finish? Certainly. One hell of a hot scene? Watch, you're gonna say yes.”


Scene Three: Cindy Starfall, the popular XCritic blogger, and seasoned veteran Annie Cruz on her return run to porn, were then up in skimpy little outfits that showcased their lean figures, just enough body fat to make their meaty asses all the more sexy. The slutty muff buffer skirts and skilled stripper moves out in a desert location gave them something more to look at, the tease leading them inside where Cindy ate and fingered Annie on a bright yellow couch. Each started doing more oral on the other when Steve Holmes joined them, the man not seen in quite some time by this writer, as they double teamed his pecker with hands, mouths, spit, and eye contact in the sloppy oral, Annie giving the first squirt of the scene before Steve fingered Cindy to offer some of her own, some serious editing bouncing them around for more fluid play as they moved from just oral to some vaginal penetration positions. Cindy rode him crazy fast and her ass cheeks looked delicious rippling on top of him as Annie looked on, Annie nearly as fast though she switched to doing anal as Cindy fingered her and the ladies going down on each other so actively made the scene work. The gals knelt for the seed and swapped it but did not engage in further squirting or other play in the otherwise fine scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Annie Cruz, Cindy Starfall Display Their Squirting Skills. You've got to hydrate in these days of global warming and Annie and Cindy take hydration seriously. When these two brunette squirt maniacs get together all hell breaks loose and we get to watch! Asian and Latina on German Steve Holmes and the result rocks. You'll see.”


Scene Four: Nadia Styles, a young lady sporting bigger tits and a finer ass than she ever did during her first encounter in porn, continued her comeback tour with perky babe Danica Dillon, the tease by the pool handled in an upbeat tempo before they tackled Anthony Rosano. I liked that the ladies played with each other during the tease, each of them oozing sexual self confidence on a level I wish Nadia displayed years ago as it really upped her game. They ladies orally attacked his rod and used their hands on him, some water works dousing all them engaged in by the ladies though Anthony seemed to favor the taste offered by Nadia. She positioned over his face to rub one out, Danica looking exceptionally sexy in her black mesh outfit as she pushed back to meet his thrusts in doggy. Anthony looked like he gained some weight of late, not just a little either, and while his strength has always been feature work over gonzo fucking, he managed to do okay by the ladies as a meat puppet, Nadia directing him as she saw fit to get the most out of him as she and Danica fulfilled the fluid portion of the tryst and spread their legs for oral and fucking. Nadia even enjoyed his modest member in her precious pucker, her ass readily accommodating his cock before he tore into both of Danica’s holes (limited anal but clearly doing some) that led to the facial both ladies shared of his; no further squirting delivered.

Summary: Squirt In My Face by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video was a strong release for a niche genre that polarizes discussions more than just about anything short of the condom debate, the ladies pouring it on like you just don’t find in second tier or lower companies. Bonnie Rotten stood out, big surprise there given her propensity for projecting fluids, but AJ Applegate & Zoey Monroe made for a particularly comely crew too, Nadia Styles, Danica Dillon and Zoey Monroe as smoking hot as ever, and Cindy with Annie sure to please the Asian fans so I rated it as Highly Recommended. In short, Squirt In My Face was fun, displayed a lot of fuck for the buck, and presented a plethora of top rated ladies in such a way that fans are going to appreciate all the fine tuning that went into the production.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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