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White Girl Dipped In Chocolate Pussy


Studio: Other » Review by Evan Leaf » Review Date: 10/2/14



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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Genre Lesbian, Anal, Interracial
Director Rex Borsky (aka Alex de Renzy)
Cast Kimberley Kane, Hypnotic, Nikki Sinn, Stephanie Swift, Nyrobi Knight, , Shonna Lynn, Alexxx Knight, Luccia, Faith LaVette, Lovette, Kitten Creole, Pandora, Malitia, Tenisha
Duration 118 minutes
Condoms None
Date of Production 15 September 2013
Extras The only "extra" offering is a photo gallery comprised of screen caps. Not worth watching; no value added.
Audio/Video Quality Not too good, but what do you expect from a compilation of quick shot scenes recorded on tape 20 years ago? The sound is flat and low, but all the panting and banter is fake and/or inane, so nothing is missed.  The video is, again, no more than ok.  In one of the scenes, a camerman's arm is seen in the shot, as well as a light stand.  That same scene has an obvious shadow created by someone behind the lens. 
 
White girl Dipped in Chocolate Pussy looks like amateur hour. The scenes on the back of the box look like they were filmed in the 80s and there are numerous problems with the credits. The box cover lists the title as White Girl Dipped in Chocolate Pussy. The title screen lists "White girls" with an 's'. That's a bad start, as it is such an easy mistake to catch, and fix; that is, of course, if anyone getting paid to produce this disc actually gave a shit.  Moving on, I see the first problem in the credits is a typo. How in the hell do you leave the T off Stephanie Swift? Another scene previewed in the opening credits is supposed to feature Sydeny St. James, Monique Demo (DeMoan), and Ariel Daye <from Butt Sluts 5>. I wonder who these ladies are. None of them are listed on the disc cover.  The box cover identifies the actresses in this scene as Lovette, Melecia, and Nyrobi Knight.  The thought that someone was paid to program these credits, poorly I might add, makes it easy for me to understand why Onyx is an unknown brand.
 
Another bad title card
 
I should admit from the start that I have low expectations for this movie. The production studio is obscure, and the work's title seems like a stab-in-the-dark attempt to capitalize on the interracial lesbian niche. The cover "art" shows Hypnotic against a plain white background in a glamour shot. Her ample behind is on nice display, but the fact that they use such a low impact image on the cover speaks poorly of their marketing acumen.  The screen caps on the back of the DVD box, and the preview clips during the opening credits show that each scene features three women, one black woman and at least one white woman. Each scene shows toys in use. There look to be a couple bed scenes and three in which a couch (bad) is the place to play.  All bio info from IAFD.
 
 
Scene one opens with Kimberly Kane on a couch in a pink bra and panty set, flanked by Luccia in a camo bikini, and Hypnotic in black lingerie. All three ladies are industry veterans with 10 years in the game.  From left to right, Luccia is a Brazilian with roles showing a fair bit of versatility, including boy/girl and girl/girl work.  A fair share of her titles are tit themed, although her breasts on screen in this movie don't look like 34D to me. Kimberly Kane is familiar to this reviewer, having seen her most recently in the Die Hard  parody. {hot link to review} This time, she's blonde.  Kane is not quite a superstar, but she is well known in the industry. In addition to her numerous credits as a performer, Kane has begun to explore life behind the camera. She also has a successful website with exclusive content.  Hypnotic has been in many of the second tier black series.  Luccia is cute, but I have never seen her before.
This is typical, low budget, girl/girl by numbers. The ladies kiss a little, but not too deeply or convincingly, they complete the compulsory breast play and vaginal rubbing before stripping down. They all take turns licking each other, and before you know it, Hypnotic is jamming a dildo in Kim Kane's ass, as she licks Luccia.  . Next up, Kane puts a nice size purple Dildo into Luccia.  Hypnotic picks a green dildo and leans back while Kimberly helps her with it. This scene is boring and trite. Kimberly Kane puts in a professional performance, but there is no saving this kind of shlock. There is plenty of fake heavy breathing, typical inane banter: "deeper, harder, faster" and the like, and enough position switching to make you think you are watching a gymnastics floor exercise. With nothing nice to say about this scene, I should say... nothing at all. But I will mention the strap on action by Luccia on Kane, it's pretty non-descript, but some people want to know about it. When they show the penetration up close, I am forced to conclude that the ladies are not into it, or the budget simply did not allow for lube. To put the biggest names on the cast in the first scene together is a great way to blow a small wad prematurely. I hope this movie gets better, but I doubt it will. Neither Hypnotic, nor Luccia seem to be "into women", as evidenced by their half-hearted oral, and reliance on finger work.
 
 
The room this scene takes place in looks like it could belong to Carol Seaver from Growing Pains. It is straight out of the 80s. I have no idea what the balloons are for. In scene two, the actresses listed are Faith Lovette, Kitten Creole, and Pandora. This scene looks like it is pretty old. It was originally released as the third scene in Butt Sluts (1993). Faith Lavette is a slim redhead, Pandora is the light-skinned Black woman with braids.  Kitten Creole is the mixed woman with the perm. Faith's filmography is exclusively lesbian. Kitten and Pandora were flash-in-the-pan starlets with a handful of early 1990s appearances to their credit. Faith Lavette has a filmography that lists scenes from the mid to late 1990s. Her most recent credited performance is from 2006.  Faith has both nipples pierced. Pandora has Poetic Justice braids. Pandora also has a tattoo on her stomach. All three ladies start the scene in lingerie, Faith in black, Pandora in white, and Kitten in pink. There is even less foreplay before the strip than was present in the prior scene. They are on the bed that would be uncomfortably small for me, alone, so you can imagine how awkward three adult women look trying to navigate their way around it. Pandora has her right nipple pierced, and a tattoo on her back. Kitten reminds me of Stacy Lattisaw, the soul singer<link to Wikipedia>. They all have bush.  They all start the scene kissing and fondling each other, then move on to Faith as the center of attention first, then Pandora, shortly thereafter, is on the receiving end. Most of the contact appears to be manual clit stimulation. The close-ups are sufficient, I guess, but every time the camera pulls back, the site of three women on a child's bed looks very awkward. Faith LaVette is clearly the most experienced in same sex scenes and I would not be surprised to find that Pandora and or Kitten were barely new to the genre at the time of filming.  Kitten and Pandora, while neither is probably lesbian in her personal life, both seem more willing than the subs in the previous scene to eat pussy. All three women have 80s Bush, that is, not quite the forest that you saw in the 1970s, but a little more than a neat trim. The Dildo goes into Pandora first. The mindless giggling, much like the manufactured heavy breathing in the previous scene, gets annoying after a short while. When Kitten applies the strap to Pandora's box (LOL), the excess lube is visible. That tells me Pandora was none too aroused by the "foreplay". While Kitten straps Pandora, Faith sits awkwardly on the side. The best visual of the clip for me so far is Kitten riding Pandora's strap. She has a great ass. I would add a screen cap, but it shows graphic penetration. The ladies seemed to do some talking, but I am not about to turn a porno up to full volume to find out what they said. The audio in this movie leaves much to be desired.   There is a loop thrown in that is so obvious, it's pretty darn sad. Especially because it highlights the awkwardness of the scene.  There is some anal fingering on Faith, before they disengage and lay together on the too-small bed.  Another disappointing scene.
 
 
[Originally published as Club Anal 3 (1995), scene 3]  The ladies in the third part are Melecia, Nikki Sinn and Shonna Lynn.  Nikki Sinn is a stacked (34DD) veteran of 20+ years, appearing in her first scene in 1991.  Her performance career tailed off in the late 1990s, but she has recently (2010, 2011) done some web scenes and some directing.  Shonna Lynn is about the lightest "black" girl you'll see. She is very petite, but has more than a few big boob titles on her resume. Melecia, the blonde, by process of elimination is an unknown.  She is slim with average sized breasts.   
Once again, they start with foreplay in lingerie on a couch.  Melecia eats pussy like a man who doesn't really want to, but wants his dick sucked; it's not a good look. Shonna Lynn and Nikki Sinn at least know what it takes to make it look good. Nikki Sinn was good with her strap work on Melecia. There was some vigorous fucking going on. After which Shonna Lynn and Melecia got into a 69 while Nikki Sinn used a vibrator on Shonna Lynn analy. Shonna took the anal drilling like a pro. I am beginning to think the set had no hair dresser. Nikki really rams that dildo in Shonna's ass. This is definitely the best seen so far...
 
It's Stephanie Swift, with a 'T' 
 
The fourth scene has Stephanie Swift, Alexx Knight and Tenisha. It is from Butthole Bunnies(1996). Once again there is no foreplay or run-up, the ladies just jump right into the action. The star lady is Stephanie Swift, who will be familiar to any fan of girl/girl action. She's pretty and petite and a competent performer. Working with her are Tenisha and Alexxx Knight. This may be Tenisha's only scene. Alex Knight has a few dozen titles under her name from the mid 90s. Alex Knight is a redhead. Tenisha is probably the darkest black woman in this movie, still not very dark, more brown complexion. She has nice curves and a few tattoos. Once again I wonder if Porsky went to the trouble of hiring a hair dresser for this shoot. The action starts with Stephanie laying on a couch, while Alex fingers her and licks her, at the same time that Tenisha is focusing on her breasts. On the first switch Tenisha gets up onto the couch in the doggy position so that Alex can ram that same red dildo from the previous scene in her ass.  In a sort of DP, Stephanie fingers Tenisha's twat while Alex rams the red rod. About midway through the scene Alexx takes her bra off to reveal her average size breasts, before she straps on and lays back for Stephanie to ride her cowgirl. Tenisha has to get in where she can, and so focuses her attention on Alexxx's clit through the opening of the strap. Once again there is probably a lubricant shortage as Alexx's strap on penetration into Stephanie is shallow at best. Hey cameraman, get your fucking arm out of the shot. The second switch is when we get the dilldo into Tenisha's ass and finger in her box both by Alex. Some amateur editing makes it look like Alex went to doggy style Stephanie after the cowgirl portion but they just cut it. Tenisha's ass looks like it is hesitant to take that dildo at first. Alex works her slit and clit to allow a bit more penetration but never gets the dildo into Tenisha's ass too deep. While Stephanie is bald down there, and Alex is as well, Tenisia is sporting a bush reminiscent of the 80s. As Alex continues working on Tenisia's asshole, Stephanie is using another vibrator in her ass while massaging her own clit. Stephanie has a somewhat believable orgasm, mainly because she is doing herself. As Stephanie gets close to climax, the camera shifts to focus on her. Then Alex shows up to give her breasts some attention with no further attention paid to Tenisha. Then Alex orally removes a string of beads from Stephanie's hotbox. The scene ends after only 20 minutes with Alex sucking the beads that she took from Stephanie. The girls all laugh. More fakery.
 
 
Scene 4 of Club Anal 3 (1995). With only 15 of running time left, the final scene is short, also.  The final scene features Nyrobi Knight, Lovette, and Melecia. Nyrobi is the chocolate pussy and Melecia and Lovette are the white girls dipping in it. Nyrobi is a name that will be familiar two fans of black porn, she has featured in popular black movie franchises, such as My Baby Got Back. She was active in the 1990s appearing in well over 100 titles. She is anal friendly, and a lover of other women.  Meleciao is the same woman who costarred with Nikki Sin and Shonnaa Lynn in the third scene. Lovette is another popular performer from the 90s. She is a curvy blonde with big t*ts. This scene takes place on a bed.  The action starts with Nyrobi leaning back on the bed being licked by Lovette and fondled by Melecia.  No more than 45 seconds in, Nyrobi calls for the switch. She orders Lovette to fuck Melecia and promptly pulls out a strap-on. A bit of lube is applied before Lovette plunges into Melecia from the back. Melecia screams the old faithful, "I'm coming." The next switch sees Lovette bend over for a dildo from the back, as she licks Nyrobi, while Nyrobi uses a black dildo on herself. Another switch sees Melecia assume the doggy position again for a double dildo penetration. One in the poop chute, and the other in her vag.  The scene comes to an end as Nairobi fakes an orgasm and the girls keep looking at the director for the cut command.  The sh*t show is finally over.
 
Looking off camera, so professional... 
 
FT This movie is not worth your time or money. Thank me later. If you happen to receive White Girls Dipped in Chocolate Pussy as a gag gift or a freebie, drop it off at your old frat house. I do not consider the photo gallery as a legitimate extra offering because the pictures are simply screen captures, not glamour shots that appear with movies these days. Someone at Onyx productions. thought they could put something over on you. Girls looking off camera can and should be edited out. Sucking dildo/strap-ons is stupid.  Fake panting is obvious and annoying. Most scenes were directed by the late Rex Borsky aka Alex de Renzy, an award-winning director, whose focus on anal action is clear. De Renzy did plot-driven erotic cinema in the 70s & 80s, before assuming the new name, Rex B and knocking out low budget anal themed flicks throughout the 90s, until his death in 2001. This flick only has nostalgic value, but not much. Skip It.

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