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Romi Rain Darkside

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/4/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


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Romi Rain Darkside

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Romi Rain, Gonzo, Showcase

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Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Romi Rain, Manuel Ferrara, Chris Strokes, Tyler Nixon, Ike Diesel, Eric John, Scott Lyons, Lexington Steele, Logan Pierce, Van Wylde, Jules Jordan

Length: 183:46 minutes (96:38 minutes & 87:08 minutes)

Date of Production: 9/5/2014


Extras: The main extra was a 13:22 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, most of it containing photogallery shoots and extra sex that was deleted from the movie itself. There was also a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, trailers, and websites for those keeping track.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Romi Rain Darkside was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. Jules and Elliot Clixx manned the cameras this time, Mecha again in charge of the editing. The lighting of the tease sessions and sexual trysts was always good or better, the framing and accuracy of flesh tones nicely handled. The stylish manner in which the narration of Romi in her classic lingerie and trench coat were covered as she walked the streets at night was curious, the heavy red tint almost as welcome as the slow motion pop shot recaps at the end of each scene (that I did not care for). There was a company watermark on the lower right corner of the entire movie but for the most part, this was a sharp looking production in every way that matters. The aural components were very basic and straightforward though, the vocals easy to hear and the limited amount of music not interfering at all. There were a few times when I heard someone whisper something to Romi but I believe those times to be related to getting her best positioned for a shot, no over dubbed vocals observed other than the narration itself.


Body of Review: Jules Jordan is often referred to as the king of modern gonzo, his productions at Jules Jordan Video often the longest, containing the most new material, and offering the best casts of attractive women paired up with some of the best men around. Jules latest is called Romi Rain Darkside, a showcase spotlight title starring the curvy brunette bombshell from Boston in all six scenes, no recycled footage watering things down as you generally find elsewhere. Romi did interracial with Lexington Steele, anal with Manuel Ferrara, a blowbang with five meat puppets, public sex with Jules, a POV with the director, and a two on one scene so there was a lot to take in here, the quality of the visuals superior to that of her website compilation called The Sexxxploitation of Romi Rain that admittedly made a nice companion piece to this one. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Romi Rain, with her body painted up like a tiger, was up first to enjoy an anal scene with male performer of the year Manuel Ferrara. To say the paint job was sexy in more than just a cosplay way would not be enough, her exotic look while acting like a kitty in the metal cage was strangely alluring as well. Manuel took her out using a metal leash and brought her over to a bowl of milk she lapped up, the slow motion effect used completely unnecessary given the strength of her physical appeal. From there they kissed and pawed each other, Romi applying some hand to gland friction as she beat his meat until kneeling down for an aggressive hummer. She continued to actively jerk him off as she slobbed his knob, slapping her own face with his turgid pole before he gobbled her gash briefly, pounding her pussy in a few positions before upgrading to anal. Romi was a passive anal rider but given the girth of Manuel’s sizable pecker, it is understandable that she might need to warm up to it even as she poured on the dirty talk about fucking her ass. In her favor, she did suck him clean a few times and Manuel kept going back to that wonderful ass of hers, choking her until she put some effort into a reverse cowgirl position ever so briefly to move back to ATM. This led to what appeared to be an anal creampie that she fingered out of herself, Manuel blasting her face with a second round of semen as she milked his balls dry. The company website described the scene like this: “Romi Rain Eye Of The Tiger, Takes A Massive Cock In Her Ass For The First Time. Painted to resemble a tiger and trapped in a cage, you've never seen anything like this in porn before. From ROMI RAIN DARKSIDE this is as close to beastiality as JJV will ever get. What else does this slice of depravity have? Blowjobs? Yes. Big tits? Yup. Anal? Hell yes. Ass to mouth? That too. This scene has it all plus Romi painted like a tiger. Unique.”


Scene Two: Romi Rain, writhing in bed wearing only some skimpy black panties, stripper shoes and a matching top, masturbated as she fantasized about being ravaged by Chris Strokes, Tyler Nixon, Ike Diesel, Eric John, and Scott Lyons in a blow bang. The mope squad broke in and surrounded her, Romi coming to her senses to start power sucking them each in turns. She would jerk one or two of them off as her mouth worked another, the gal nuzzling nuts and otherwise providing a lot of energy as she excited them using her oral talents, the guys making comments as she pushed her limits. A few of them pawed her shaven snatch and groped her but she was in charge despite the rape fantasy scenario, the guys plastering her upper torso and face with sperm. Romi swallowed a great deal of it and gave decent eye contact, helping jerk some of them off to completion before they all left her alone on the bed by filing out the door.


Scene Three: Romi Rain, wearing a skimpy bikini with a white mesh top over her bra, was up next in the last scene of the first disc teasing out by the pool. Fans of slow motion tease will find this one of her best such exercises to date, her delicious ass shaking and the gal smiling as she went all out to deliver the goods, the idea that she would be doing her first on camera interracial with genetically gifted Lexington Steele the root of her excitement. He walked over to the resting pad she was lounging on to kiss her, both of them focused on each other to the exclusion of all else as he escorted her into the house, Romi sitting down to suck the head of his cock while stroking the shaft, some titty fucking enhancing the moment with Lex licking her a little before she mounted his erection. Given how passive she was in the earlier ride, I was surprised she rode Lex so actively, sticking with vaginal and oral sex but mounting him like a champion all the same. Romi streamed a bunch of dirty talk and her fantastic ass was mesmerizing as she impaled herself, Lex grabbing onto her boobs to hold on before she ground her hips into him as she drove it home. There were breaks for oral and she looked especially inspirational with her head down and ass in the air, Romi spreading her ass cheeks wide apart as Lex tried to go balls deep into her bald beaver. They might not have had the same degree of chemistry as she did with Manuel but it was still an impressive scene that ended with him nutting all over her face, Romi draining his dragon to swallow some of his seed before the first half of the movie finished. The company website described the scene like this: “Romi Rain Shows You Her Darkside With Her 1st Big Black Cock. From ROMI RAIN DARKSIDE witness a certified porn super star take her first big black cock. An interracial epic confrontation between our raven haired harlot and the sheer immensity of Lex with the added intrigue of it being their first encounter. Watch.”


Scene Four: Romi Rain, claiming she had never been with two men at the same time, was next up in sexy black lingerie as she took on Logan Pierce and Van Wylde. Before any wise guys suggest she still hadn’t been with two men having done them, the guys were not as bad as expected, the two riding bicycles with helmets on as they came to her door preaching some religious babble. They offered to help her unlock the truth but she met them at the door wearing some drop dead sexy lingerie on her exquisite form and countered their offer by offering to unlock their truth instead. From there, she invited them inside the house with the promise her husband would not be home for a long time, pointing out that her body was made by the same creator as she seduced them quite well. The two mopes caved in as she showed them her own brand of heaven, the men pawing her as she assisted them in removing their pants while she knelt before them. She sucked them off and applied her hand to gland expertise, moving to the living room where they gave her some oral in return while alternating fucking her shaven slit and juicy tits, the active vaginal penetration leading to them stuffing some pearls into her pussy and fingering her to orgasm as her juices so freely flowed. The guys then jerked off all over her open mouth and face as she licked up their semen, some post coital head included as she suggested they spread their new good word to the neighbors.


Scene Five: Romi Rain, next up in some studded dominatrix gear as she brandished what originally looked like a flogger but was in reality some black rope that she used to tie up Jules Jordan in a POV scene. He was at her mercy as her hands roamed her body, teasing the guy and tapping him with a metal riding crop as she rested her foot on his crotch. He was creating a tent in his pants and she freed his boner to kiss it and lick it a bit, some clothespins on his scrotal sack as she blew him. Romi then used a pin wheel to stimulate his shaft and gave a titty fuck as she did all the work, the gal dripping wet as she bounced on his cock inside of her snatch, her nipples pinched by the clothespins to give her an extra charge. She was an active rider and gave some head from time to time, the enthusiasm of the tryst helping make it work as well as it did as she coaxed him to drill her in doggy after the hugely successful cowgirl variations. Romi kept demanding he fuck her and provided a lot of dirty talk too, Jules glazing her face like he hadn’t gotten off in weeks before a slow motion replay showed the wealth of sperm landing on her to be swallowed.


Scene Six: Romi Rain, up last in her trench coat and black lingerie she had sported in little clips between the scenes as she narrated, was then paired up one last time with Jules Jordan at night in a public place where traffic could be heard driving by. She dropped down to blow him gingerly and they vaginally fucked while standing as well as on some nasty old concrete stairs, a street light in the background glowing as they finished it up quickly, Jules launching his sperm on her face and into her mouth for swallowing. The scene was very short but public sex is dangerous and extra dirty for various reasons, the possibility of getting caught adding to the thrill.

Summary: Romi Rain Darkside by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was a whole lot of diverse fuck for the buck starring Romi Rain, the most complete selection of sex acts you will find at this writing and all of it new material. The technical aspects were crisp and clear, the extras were decent, and while I would have made a few changes here and there, I have to hand it to Jules that the production was really strong courtesy of Romi Rain’s appeal on so many levels so I rated it as Highly Recommended. Romi’s hordes of slavering fanboys will consider this a “must have” double disc set for all sorts of reasons too but there was no denying that the director brought the best she had to offer. In short, Romi Rain Darkside was another exceptional starlet showcase of a top notch performer a great many industry insiders find to be more than just a great piece of ass, the lady providing a mystique or allure that continues to win her over many more followers so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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