Cast: Anikka Albrite, Mick Blue, Maddy O’Reilly, Marco Banderas, AJ Applegate, Mr. Pete, Abby Cross, Will Powers
Length: 135:19 minutes
Date of Production: 2014
Extras: The first extra was a bonus scene starring Mia Malkova and Mr. Pete from Pretty Dirty 5 lasting 28:35 minutes and the second was a bonus scene starring Katerina Kay and Ramon Nomar from Beautiful Sinners lasting 30:00 minutes. There was then a “pick your pleasure” menu, a photogallery, trailers, spam, and company information.
Audio/Video Quality: Epic Asses was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Danny Case for New Sensations, his first time I recall being credited to them. Those familiar with Danny’s work know how he likes using a lot of light which provides accurate flesh tones and clarity of picture, his framing of the ladies in their tease and sexual trysts very straightforward. He was assisted by Sid Knox on camera, the man another who has provided some very solid looking productions in the past, Sid also editing the four scenes. In terms of this specific title, the scenes looked good and the editing was competently handled, some portions of the tease montages rushed a little and an overall emphasis on close up footage most will either love or hate, but it looked almost as good as what I would expect out of Paul Woodcrest or Eddie Powell, the light company watermark on the lower right corner of the screen getting in the way a bit more (as if the cameramen did not compensate for it). The aural components were extremely limited in the Dolby Digital 2.0 offering, the music from the tease montages very basic and the relative lack of vocals during the four trysts not really giving me much to rate.
Body of Review: Danny Case has been a performer (as Pat Myne) turned director for what amounts to generations in porn, the man now apparently working for New Sensations with their latest title in for review, Epic Asses. Having watched thousands of beautiful ladies in porn over the years, I can honestly say that there have been some truly epic backsides to admire in the past 35 or so years I’ve been watching porn, only a handful of them currently working in porn today. That said, I knew I might have to adjust my expectations a little given the usual marketing hype but I found the four new scenes in this movie to be very fetching indeed, from AJ Applegate’s amazing heart shaped ass to Anikka Albrite’s oiled up mounds of flesh, to Maddy O’Reilly’s perky posterior, and Abby Cross’ generously proportioned rump. The ladies were largely paired with lesser talent, the prime exception being Mick Blue who has come a long way since starring in Big Wet Asses #1, largely a factor here because of the tremendous amount of chemistry he had with scene partner Anikka (also his real life partner by the way). The other guys were good performers but lacked the connection to their partner that could have elevated their scenes a notch but it was still well worth watching. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Anikka Albrite, the blond bombshell with the bootylicious butt seen on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up first with Mick Blue, the real life couple displaying the kind of chemistry I wish every scene had. She wore a red outfit consisting largely of strings when seen from the back and matching stripper shoes, her g-string nestled deep inside her sweet ass crack as she teased around the pool outside. Her body was oiled up and ready to go, enough flesh to give him something to grab onto as she bent over and impressed as more oil was added to her. She then walked into the house dripping wet with the oil to sit on Mick’s face, the man rimming her as she ground her ass into his mug while he devoured her ass. She then turned around so he could gobble her gash, Anikka slobbing his knob aggressively with some hand to gland friction that led to a series of powerful vaginal positions, additional oral provided as she sought to milk his balls dry of semen. She was an active rider and maintained good eye contact as his fingers started penetrating her perfect pucker during their vaginal romp, a vaginal creampie provided (at least it looked like one) given before what appeared to be a second load of sperm was delivered onto her juicy ass. The company website described the scene like this: “Oh My! As we looked outside and saw candy apple red heels and a heart shaped ass prancing around our cock burst thru our pants. Anikka Albright has blessed our meat with her juicy round ass and we had her sit it right on our face burying our tongue in that sweet booty juice. As Anikka put her ass in the air we slid right in almost exploding inside but we started fucking away and digging in deep. Our cock could not pound enough ass without covering those sweet cheeks with tons of cock paste.”
Scene Two: Maddy O’Reilly, the sweet young hotty featured on the left side of the front cover, was then out by a pool wearing only some black heels, her naked body displaying a slight tan line as her oiled up figure swayed in mesmerizing fashion. While not as fleshy or huge as some of the others, Maddy’s ass was a sight to behold all the same, the gal walking over to old multi-pop Marco Banderas who was waiting for her under the shade of an umbrella. They kissed and he pawed her posterior, Maddy bending over to blow him slowly, her hand stroking the turgid pecker as she savored the taste of him while taking ever increasing amounts in her mouth. He took her in doggy then she rode him more actively in cowgirl variations, his first wad of seed blasted onto her ass crack before he put himself back into her for more, Maddy sucking him clean before more vaginal plowing led to him launching another load on her ass with Maddy giving some post coital head to clean him up again. The company website described the scene like this: “After Maddy O Reilly teased us with her juicy oiled ass and wet pink pussy in front of the office we rushed over and had cock in hand ready for pussy. She put her fine booty in the air as she went down swallowing all our swollen inches balls deep. Of course after holding those cheeks we got her doggy and fucked her tight pussy hard making that butt ripple away. Maddy's huge ass had us wanting to erupt inside, but we got lucky and covered that ass instead.”
Scene Three: AJ Applegate, the beautiful blond babe with incredible eyes seen on the front cover wearing a satin blue bikini (second from the left), then walked around the pool in her outfit with a lot of oil already coating her fleshy figure, the gal all smiles as she showed off her curvy figure in seductive fashion. AJ had extra junk in her trunk compared to some of the others, not at her firmest weight but looking great just the same. Her outfit rode against her precious pucker as she shook her thunderous ass, the tease ending as she crawled inside to hook up with seated Mr. Pete on the white couch. AJ climbed up where he could spank her as she pawed his package in his jeans, Pete excited to explore her ass before fingering her. AJ then blew him and the saliva around her mouth looked like semen too but Pete kissed her to prove it was not, taking her in doggy as he went balls deep, a realistic looking vaginal creampie delivered before they went back to fucking. AJ had solid eye contact and was especially active after that, draining his dragon a second time on her face, AJ sucking him clean as she diddled herself with some hand to gland combat, Pete taking over to make her squirt up a storm. The company website described the scene like this: “We could not get enough of AJ Applegate's juicy ass, more like an onion ass, cuz every time we see those cheeks it makes us cry. Aj quickly peeled those bottoms off and went on all fours getting a throat full of cock on the couch. Keeping her that way we entered that tight pussy thru her huge ass pounding away at her bottom. Watch as Aj sits that booty on our pole and fucks our cock for a hot steaming facial.”
Scene Four: Abby Cross, the perky cutie featured on the right side of the front cover wearing black mesh stockings with her white thong, was up last with Will Powers after she teased inside a modern apartment looking location. She was initially on the steel and glass staircase as the camera focused largely on her yummy ass, Will spreading her ass on the floor beside the white couches to explore her pussy and ass. He rimmed her and swatted her ass, the guy reclining to get a hummer from her as he wrapped his belt around her neck to control her. She pumped the chump and tried to throat him as best she could, the two kissing as he ripped her top off and dove into her ass orally and then with his modest cock. She sat on his face and engaged in some 69 from there, the gal impaling herself vaginally as they bumped uglies with intermittent oral before more vaginal plowing of her bald beaver resulted in her getting plastered in the face with his manly fluids. The company website described the scene like this: “Juicy cheeked Texas beauty Abby Cross teased us all day in our favorite fishnets and heels just waiting for us to dominate that ass. We spread her ass wide and tongue fucked her back hole priming her up and getting our cock rock hard. Her juicy ass looked good no matter how we pounded her tight hot pussy thru her cheeks for a face full of hot cum.”
Summary: Epic Asses by director Danny Case for New Sensations was easily worth a rating of Recommended for me, even leaning towards a higher rating at times. I personally adore AJ Applegate and Anikka Albrite, find Maddy O’Reilly to be a delicious slice of heaven, and think Abby Cross was very sensual in her scene, the replay value and strokability enhanced by their presence in each case. While I wouldn’t say all of them had an “epic ass”, I would be remiss if I suggested any of them fell short of erection inducing, each ass worth all the attention a fan could provide. In short, Epic Asses was a solid entry point for Danny to come aboard one of the best production companies around, his body of work certainly suggesting he has what it takes to help them take the next step as they look for something other than family relation titles to stand out from the crowd, I just hope he is allowed to find males best suited to the ladies he so wisely picks.
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