Cast: Anikka Albrite, Marco Banderas, Phoenix Marie, Derrick Pierce, Chanel Preston, John Strong, Maddy O’Reilly
Length: 144:51 minutes
Date of Production: 2014
Extras: The best extra was a 20:21 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Phoenix and Chanel getting the bulk of the footage as they got ready or mugged for the camera though Maddy had a few moments too. There was also a photogallery and a cover for the DVD case.
Audio/Video Quality: Big Ass Crush was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jordan Septo for Airerose Entertainment. While there were no credits regarding the crew other than Jordan heading up the project, the lighting was decent, the editing only somewhat choppy, and the flesh tones usually accurate. The use of tease montages during the opening interviews for the scenes were handled decently, a growing number of directors taking that approach though Jordan has used it in the past as well, the award winning director long established as a man with an eye for detail. The video bitrate varied but was reasonable in terms of the material on hand, relatively few compression artifacts observed on the big screen yet the picture not as crisp as I would have preferred. It looked like the frame rate was dropped for web display at times and the lighting was inconsistent in how it washed out the look of the ladies just too often. There was no continuous company watermark on the screen and it had an almost film quality to the way it looked. The aural components were offered in 1536 KBPS using a 2.0 LPCM, the vocals easily heard and the music during the tease montages light enough to not get on my nerves, little else to speak about in terms of the sounds.
Body of Review: Jordan Septo has been a distinguished director for years now, his recent forays in parody porn features meeting with mixed results. Of interest to me was his participation in newcomer company Airerose Entertainment, the opening salvo in this week’s dedicated review spree of their current releases showing someone knows a few things about casting. The title in question is Big Ass Crush, my buddy Bobby looking at it months ago to find a little strokable fun. If the past serves as a guide, it is unlikely that I find much more going on than his keen eye did, but reviewing the movie helps put their newer material in better context. The four scenes starred such hotties as Phoenix Marie, Maddy O’Reilly, Chanel Preston, and Anikka Albrite, the men working with them better than such projects tend to offer such as Derrick Pierce, Marcos Banderas, and John Strong. As an ass fan myself, going into the show knowing both sides of the camera were well taken care of seemed to make it a no brainer though I did not want to jump to conclusions. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Anikka Albrite, the sexy blond featured on the front cover, was up first to establish the formula of the scenes, some interview material interspersed with her teasing out by the pool in her satin blue corset and black fishnet stockings. From her juicy ass to her alluring eyes, the appealing young lady offered a lot to inspire fans, her heart shaped ass alone sure to elicit some hand to gland friction at home. I’ll admit that I would have liked the interview all together followed by the tease and then the scene to preserve the flow of the action but as she sat naked by the piano with her ample sample hanging off the piano’s bench, lightly flicking her ass cheeks before crawling over to Marco Banderas on the white couch, her appeal was obvious. The couple kissed as she climbed into his lap, Marco massaging her fantastic ass before he gobbled her gash and rimmed her, Anikka reciprocating with a throating knob slobbing session that was all too brief. Marco was rock hard as his turgid member reacted to her ministrations, the gal bending over for him to pork her in a multitude of vaginal riding positions, additional oral provided along the way. Her eye contact was decent and her enthusiasm omnipresent, the gal best at giving head here though her nut nuzzling was solid and her riding often quite active. It ended when she milked him dry of semen, Marco depositing the seed in her mouth as she gave him some post coital head, a nice start to the movie overall.
Scene Two: Phoenix Marie, a curvy blond bombshell with a wonderful ass and a red string outfit with matching fishnet stockings was up next as her oiled body gyrated in a white room for tease while she provided some minor details of her career on the matching couch in the living room. When the tease stopped, she found Derrick Pierce stuffing his face in her ass, the man oiling her up as he played with her crack in a scene announced to have anal in it. As one of the industry’s reigning anal queens, Phoenix has proven to handle every size of pecker around, the gal letting Derrick warm her up by sitting on his face for him to service her. She then inhaled his modest rod, licking it and his testicles all over while streamers flew and she made superior eye contact with him on a regular basis. She then mounted him vaginally and anally, not nearly as active as she usually works a cock inside her but offering some stroke value all the same, elevating the strength of the scene when she was in top of him for all too brief a cowgirl experience. Derrick then nutted on her fleshy ass after taking her on her stomach, the gal draining his dragon to earn his large load of manly fluids though nothing was done with it before the camera faded out.
Scene Three: Chanel Preston, one of the true beauties of the industry for years now, was up next with John Strong after she followed the formula of teasing by the pool with clips from an interview in the house, her red bikini undies nestled deep inside her ass crack as she reminded me how her backside had continued to grow over time. She walked into the house from her poolside tease to approach John, the man slapping her ass as she caressed her body, some kissing and other pawing showing he was ready to take her in every way possible though the scene was another advertised as offering anal. This tryst seemed more like a workout than a chemistry based frolic but Chanel has done well with far worse males in the past, John devouring her nearly bald beaver as he spread her legs wide apart and tore into her with his tongue. Chanel then gave an energetic hummer with weird noises, Chanel quickly impaling herself on his modest member for some active vaginal positions that led to the expected anal. Her dirty talk was sparse but helpful too, her ATM and anal getting him to nut on her face with the lovely lady giving some excellent post coital head.
Scene Four: Maddy O’Reilly, a delicious little Southern Belle cutie, was up last as the young lady teased in a black mesh outfit that looked awesome on her as her interview reminded the world of how long she has been in the industry, this past year showing her escalating her career in numerous ways. Her open ass shorts looked great on her yummy ass and the oiling of her rump leading to her entering the bedroom to hook up with muscular Derrick Pierce. He sported a weird biker kind of facial hair and bald head, sexy Maddy mugging with him before he oiled her ass up some more in what looked almost like a website with a lowered frame rate, the same thing the other scenes provided but in a more pronounced manner. The ass oiling with her head down and ass in the air was very inspiring, his tongue and fingers only briefly taking full advantage of her positioning, just as Maddy slowly throated him with a fair degree of skill before the couple went at each other in several vaginal positions. Maddy was only actively riding when on top of him and even then in intermittent manner, her wisp of pubic hair not getting in the way as her puffy pussy absorbed all Derrick had to offer with ease. It ended when he glazed her crotch with sperm, the manly fluids left alone as the camera pulled away and she rested, something slightly “off” about the encounter that I couldn’t put my finger on.
Summary: Big Ass Crush by director Jordan Septo for Airerose Entertainment looked decent enough, had a splendid cast, and included a couple of anal scenes courtesy of Chanel Preston and Phoenix Marie, the eye candy quotient filled out by Maddy O’Reilly and Anikka Albrite so the chemistry and energy was a bit hit or miss for me. As such, I thought the movie earned a rating of Recommended, just slightly higher than Bobby’s look at some burnt advance screener discs suggested but not the outlandishly high ratings I’d heard bantered about by the fanboy contingent elsewhere, each of the ladies staying well within their comfort zones. In short, Big Ass Crush was a decent start for a new company using talented help on both sides of the small screen, opening up a world of possibilities for later efforts I’ve seen advertised so give it a look and let me know what you think before voting time comes up next month, each of the ladies qualifying for numerous nods in their body of work.
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