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Teen-aholics 3, The

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/7/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


The TEEN-aholics $ 3

Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video

Genre: Teens, Gonzo

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Director: Joey Silvera


Cast: Alex Tanner, Jessy Jones, Joey Silvera, Marina Angel, Summer Carter, Rob Piper, Keisha Grey, Xander Corvus, Darcie Belle, Romeo Price

Length: 194:49 minutes

Date of Production: 2014


Extras: The extras included a cast list, a pop shot recap, a company trailer, and some websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The TEEN-aholics $ 3 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. And yes, there was a company watermark displayed on the lower right hand corner of the screen for those who care. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.


Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the kinkier directors whose directing efforts are distributed by Evil Angel, his love of all sorts of kink long since established. His latest release making it my way is the upcoming The TEEN-aholics $ 3, a selection of four scenes starring attractive young ladies who do all sorts of nasty things to entice men to cater to their own needs. The biggest name of the bunch at this writing was Keisha Grey, the all natural big boob babe featured on the left side of the front cover but some of the others had serious potential too. Marina Angel has been wowing my reviewing friends, Alex Tanner is adorable, Summer Carter is hot, and Darcie Bell has lots of potential. The company website described the movie like this: “The tender, young trollops director Joey Silvera casts in his famously quirky gonzo movies are irresistible. You might even call these sexy sluts addictive! Joey explores the nasty follies of youth in The TEEN-aholics 3, featuring five of the most gorgeous and habit-forming girls to ever step onto a porn set. Adorable, petite, freckled redhead Alex Tanner gets a passionate fucking and messy cum facial from lucky cocksman Jessy Jones. Afterward, she treats the director to an intimate POV-style blow job and hand release. Exotic Marina Angel and gorgeous blonde Summer Carter share a big black cock in an interracial threesome that climaxes in a gooey oral sperm swap. Gap-toothed, young cutie Keisha Grey slobbers on Xander Corvus' huge boner and rides him to ecstasy. Shy 18-year-old Darcie Belle grinds on her man's glistening shaft and follows up with a sensuous foot job, using her talented bare feet to jack Joeys throbbing cock until semen erupts all over her pretty toes.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Alex Tanner, the little 18 year old redhead from Florida seen on the lower right corner of the front cover (in blue bikini undies), was up first with Jessy Jones. She nervously posed in the dining room area of the contemporary home, her crop top and cut off jean shorts hugging her body as she engaged director Joey Silvera in some small talk. Her pretty blue eyes attracted him as did her oiled up ass, some weird effects and a bubble machine getting her to strip for him in a playful manner. The tease was too short but Jessy was all over her perfect pucker, rimming her as she moaned encouraging comments before he gobbled her gash. Her bald beaver had large labia and it appealed to him, Alex kneeling down to slob his knob in messy fashion with practiced ease as she maintained solid eye contact with him. At this writing, the IAFD lists Alex as having under ten credits, this being her first release for a big name, quality gonzo outfit, the flexible lass a passive vaginal rider whose tight snatch drained Jessy’s dragon of semen, the man tossing his load onto her face before she gave some post coital head, a brief tease afterwards showing her applying some hand to gland friction on director Joey’s turgid rob before she blew him to completion within a couple minutes. While the cast list suggests this as a separate scene, and does so in the final scene of the movie as well, I think of them as tacked on additions to the same scene so your mileage may vary slightly as a result.


Scene Two: Marina Angel, the 19 year old Latina seen on the center middle of the right side front cover, and 22 year old blond cutie Summer Carter next to her, were up next with Rob Piper in an interracial scene. Marina had 28 screen credits to her name and Summer a mere 7 per the IAFD, both of the ladies all natural and lean with pretty eyes as the two gals kissed and teased in the living room. The hula hoop gimmick that showed how limber Marina could be was okay but already done by others, Summer preferring to show how incredibly flexible her body was before Rob came into the room to kiss them and savor their youthful bodies. Marina had a pronounced tan line and pal Summer had these adorable blue eyes, muscular Rob sucking their tits and caressing them as the ladies pleasured each other with tongues and fingers, their eye contact well done even if Rob’s pecker was too large for them to orally handle very well. As all three went down on each other, Marina was given first dibs on getting pounded vaginally, her riding skills made more active when Summer spanked her and otherwise encouraged her to crank it up a notch, his cock glistening with combined juices and lubricant before an edit showed Summer getting banged in doggy as she went down again on Marina. Both ladies gave more head and Marina got Summer off with a small wand vibrator, the oil soaking their bodies looking exceptionally sexy. It ended when Rob pulled out of Summer in missionary and doused her abdomen with his sperm, her bald beaver milking his nuts dry of manly fluids that Marina licked up to cum swap with the blond for swallowing.


Scene Three: Keisha Grey, the 20 year old Floridian featured on the left side of the front cover with newly painted dark hair, was up next in her red and black lingerie as she teased Xander Corvus. With a collar around her neck and some shackles around her wrists, her DD boobs soon were played with as was her delicious oiled up ass. Xander spanked her and dove right in to lick her precious pucker, Keisha moaning as he massaged her thick pussy while orally stimulating her ass. He then dove into her juicy slit, Keisha remaining passive as Xander did all the work porking her pussy, the scruffy lad leaving her panties pulled just slightly down below her ass as he tore into her snatch. He then stuffed the panties in her mouth before he replaced them with his cock, Keisha more active at blowing him than riding him as she stroked his shaft during the hummer. Her tan line was fading but still prominent here, her fleshy ass rippling delightfully well as she started to own it and put some effort into vaginally riding, her body covered with oil to glisten seductively as Xander ordered her to walk around as they caught their breath. His modest member was easier for her to take most of into her mouth and titty fuck too, the guy built like a director more than a performer but trying his best to keep up with Keisha, the gal impaling herself to his hilt before switching to missionary where he let loose the juice and plastered her upper torso and tits with his semen for her to scoop up and swallow.


Scene Four: Darcie Belle, the Utah native with white blond hair and some brunette highlights seen on the far right middle of the front cover, then engaged sexually with Romeo Price before a quick tryst with Joey Silvera ended the movie. She looked about 90 pounds soaking wet, her patriotic crop top and skimpy shorts belying her slutty demeanor. She wore a collar and was very outgoing if slightly nervous when discussing how she was 18, this noted as her second scene on the IAFD at this writing. Darcie had a look of innocence despite her fetching tits and curvy ass, the gal showing her black thong nestled deep in her juicy ass crack when her shorts came off, the gal moving to the bed to show some minimal razor stubble on her otherwise bald beaver. She massaged herself and Romeo walked over to lick and sniff her feet, savoring their smell as best I could tell while letting his hand run up her legs. They kissed and he fingered her, Darcie blowing him with an unpolished manner before more kissing led to some vaginal pounding. She was most active at riding when she was on top of him, her ass cheeks spread as she slowly bounced her bright white ass that offered up a nice tan line. She gave intermittent head to clean him off at times too, reverting to the vaginal riding that made her tits shake rapidly and her ass cheeks do likewise, the gal jerking him off onto her chest using both of her hands before a quick reset showed her in a black top and satin pink short skirt to give Joey a handjob and then foot job that caused him to blow his load all over himself and her feet.


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Summary: The TEEN-aholics $ 3 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was a solid showcase for some rising stars in porn, busty Keisha Grey having most of the name recognition but some of her peers here delivering the goods fairly well too so this one earned a Recommended. The technical values were very nicely done, the ladies were well cast, and the heat of the sexual acts worked with the kink factor provided. In short, The TEEN-aholics $ 3 had replay value and strokability on par or better with other big budget newcomer fuck flicks, more rough edges than the first volume of the series but worth checking into all the same.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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