Dates of Production: 5/28/2013, 10/10/2013, 10/22/2013, 7/15/2014
Extras: The only extras were a few trailers and a photogallery.
Audio/Video Quality: Tattooed Temptresses 5 was presented in widescreen color as shot initially for the web by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions. For those living under a rock, Porno Dan has one of the most popular live sex shows around, some of the best scenes then released on DVD. The editing was choppy compared to the live show but it captured the highlights pretty well from the scenes. The bit rate was decent and the resolution strong enough to see lots of little details, the aural components of the productions largely devoted to making the vocals easy to understand (something some of his peers could learn to do better). Of interest is how Dan often treats the broadcast like a live game show of sorts, the ladies appreciating the laid back atmosphere to give better performances. The audio was in 2.0 Dolby Digital with a bit rate of 192 kbps, the stereo track not having a great deal of depth or separation but plainly heard in almost all cases, including some minor background noises.
Body of Review: Porno Dan has been around the porn industry for a very long time now, his unique style of presentation and affable manner generating a lot of positive press for Immoral Productions, his web shows going condom only before most of his peers. Dan’s latest title in for review is called Tattooed Temptresses 5, a collection of four scenes from Dan’s live broadcasts that focus on heavily inked ladies engaging in slutty sexual behavior. Of special interest to some will be the inclusion of cover gal Rachele Richey, though Mischa Brooks, Alyssa Branch, and Tory Lane all provided some too. While I don’t claim to be the biggest fan of body ink out there, I don’t find it repulsive like many do so with an open mind not an empty head, I figured I’d check this one out. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Rachele Richey, the curvy brunette from Texas featured on the front cover, was up first showing off her tattoo collection to Porno Dan, the man singing her praises though she’d only been in a handful of titles at this writing. She was short but cute and she enjoyed slobbing his knob as much as having him gobble her gash, the face sitting and hand to gland friction enhancing the warm up as she soon mounted his condom clad turgid rod to ride him. She was an active rider in a few of the positions, the choppy editing bouncing the couple around before she milked his balls dry of semen, Dan plastering her ass and lower back with his seed before she rubbed it into her skin like lotion.
Scene Two: Alyssa Branch, a skinny redhead with a lot of pubic hair, was up next as the Detroit native was paired up with Travis Varjak, the gal commenting that she felt like she was on a game show given Dan’s introduction. Alyssa then dropped to her knees to inhale Travis’ throbbing boner, her eye contact during the POV portion of the blowjob showing how intense she could be whether she used hands or not, the man donning a condom to pork her as she rapisly rubbed her cookie. She was most active at riding him when she was on top of his lap though she was quite good pushing back to meet his thrusts in doggy too, the couple dripping in sweat when they switched to missionary, Alyssa breaking out the wand vibrator to get off before draining his dragon of sperm that went all over her hairy crotch.
Scene Three: Tory Lane, a curvy gal with more credits in porn than all the other ladies put together, was up next wearing athletic socks and a revealing top as well as a flower patterned thong that nestled deep inside her juicy ass crack. Her display of tattoos focused on her ever expanding back ink but she quickly jumped on the face of Porno Dan so he could enjoy her juices, Tory using a purple dildo on herself and throating it before she showed how easily she could do likewise to Dan’s modest member as well. He took awhile to get hard but Tory did not let up on getting him excited, her eye contact slid as she blew him until he was erect, the gal breaking off to use various toys in between bouts of boning with Dan. She was best on top bouncing on him and they stuck to vaginal screwing, Tory pumping her hips until he launched his nut into her mouth.
Scene Four: Mischa Brooks, a very cute brunette from Los Angeles, was up next and after Dan announced her, she gave a tattoo tour of her body before scruffy Travis Varjak dove into her crotch to pleasure her. This was her first scene for the company and she sported a neatly trimmed biscuit for Travis to satisfy, the man easing his tongue slightly south a time or two to graze her perfect pucker before his condom clad cock started pounding her perfect pussy. They alternated who rubbed her clitoris and she moaned a lot, Mischa loving how his big balls pushed against her asshole as he continued drilling her in missionary. Mischa was most active on top but her ass looked especially delicious rippling when he fucked her in doggy, a wand vibrator deployed as he tore into her which caused her to let loose the juice and squirt on him a lot. He lapped it up like a puppy dog and she blew him to completion, his manly fluids directed into her mouth for her to swallow some of them.
Summary: Tattooed Temptresses 5 by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions had minimal extras but the ladies were built as advertised, the sexual action and technical aspects of the scenes needing enough polish to merit a rating of Rent It. While I have seen much more ink on various performers than this set, each had some interesting artwork on display while they fucked and sucked the usual crew so I could see why some of the fanboys would find it appealing. In short, Tattooed Temptresses 5 centered on suitably sexy ladies with enough body art to appeal to fans of the genre, each gal showing some skilled moves in the sack as it were so check it out.
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