Cast: Dana DeArmond, Denis Marti, Bill Bailey, Jordan Ash
Length: Running time for each scene listed below.
Dates of Production: See below for the original release dates.
Extras: There was a slideshow and some trailers as well as a short interview with Monique Alexander lasting 3:21 minutes (instead of a more logical choice like the lead).
Audio/Video Quality: Dana DeArmond was comprised of five scenes shot for the internet to be compiled into this release for Naughty America. No directors or technical staffers were credited but most of the scenes looked competently handled, some of the lighting and camera work in need of polishing up but the editing appeared to be okay. The scenes were not presented in anamorphic widescreen, just chopped to look widescreen, but they were an upgrade from what the company offered several years back in overall quality. There was nothing on the DVD that was not released last year online for the company website so I tried to list links for those who are members but suffice it to say that it was middle of the road in terms of visual excellence compared to companies that rely heavily on the physical disc medium, the video bit rates hovering in the middle 3+ Mbps range much of the time. The aural qualities were similar in that I could hear the vocals plainly enough on my home theater set up but the music and ambient sounds found on higher end works were not as interesting here.
Body of Review: Naughty America is a huge internet company that provides some really solid web scenes on their multitude of themed websites. They are also known for taking said scenes and releasing them on disc, five scenes per disc being their standard, the latest of which I am reviewing is called Dana DeArmond, released appropriately enough on Halloween. As expected, the idea was to showcase Dana DeArmond getting frisky with various men, no new content added to round things out. Those who have watched Dana know she is a popular extreme queen, the gal evolving over the many years of her lengthy career to move from alt-porn “unicorn” to becoming a performer known best for hardcore anal circus act sex tricks. The company website described the woman like this: “Dana DeArmond is from Fort Bragg, North Carolina, USA, so she's got to be perfect for porn! No matter what, she's perfect for Naughty America, and we're sure glad she's here! Her thirst her cock is a fit for us, which is why we continue to give you her scenes! Enter Naughty America today and watch Dana DeArmond porn videos! Like Medium Natural Tits tits? Then you're in for a treat! Dana DeArmond has made it to Naughty America with her scrumptious boobs, so now you can watch them as she gets fucked hard by a big dick! The sexy MILF is always horny, looking for another cock to ride. So whip yours out and watch Dana DeArmond porn videos on Naughty America … guaranteed to make you cum! Dana DeArmond is one MILF who knows what she's doing. Watch this Black beauty take a stiff dick in between her big tits for a nice tittyfuck, then drain a set of aching balls with one of her world-famous blowjobs until a hard cock spurts a thick load of hot cum down her throat. She loves to sit on your face and get her pussy munched on until she's ready to ride you hard cowgirl style until you're ready to blow again. Dana DeArmond porn videos and Dana DeArmond pictures … only at Naughty America!!! Naughty America loves when Dana DeArmond creates a fantasy that makes us want more. The striking porn star has Medium Natural Tits that we can't say no to, and the way she looks up with her eyes while giving a nasty blowjob is mind-blowing! Just watch for yourself as the libidinous beauty spreads her legs, opening her wet pussy for a giant cock to thrust inside of her … all the while being exactly what you want her to be in Dana DeArmond porn videos!” The back cover described the movie like this: “Dana DeArmond is one of the hottest stars ever! Watch her take stiff cock in her mouth, pussy, and ass in her best Naughty America scenes!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Dana DeArmond, Denis Marti The My Wife’s Hot Friend website described the scene like this: “Dana’s broken up with her boyfriend, and when moving day comes she doesn’t want to be at the home she shared with her man. Denis and his wife are old friends, and when Denis suggests she come out with him for the day to take her mind off things she’s only too happy to accept. After a meal together they end up back at Denis’s place alone, and a comforting hug turns into some spectacular sex.” 25:17 minutes 7/8/2010
Scene Two: Dana DeArmond, Bill Bailey The Ass Masterpiece website described the scene like this: “Dana Dearmond looks so elegant and psh in her nice black raincoat. But watch her peel it off and morph into a dirty sex fiend who wants a stiff dick stuffed up her ass. Watch her shake that ass and stick a finger up her butthole, teasing it before it gets pounded and a massive load of cum is dropped on her tongue. Ass Masterpiece in decadent form.” 38:29 minutes 8/11/2011
Scene Three: Dana DeArmond, Jordan Ash The Naughty Office website described the scene like this: “Dana Dearmond is fucking her boss, and she shows her appreciation for him -- and hope for a raise -- by emailing him a picture at her desk with her natural tits popping out of her blouse. What she didn't mean to do was hit "Reply All" and send her tits out companywide so that everyone knows she's fucking the big boss man. She begs IT nerd Jordan to delete the email before anyone else sees it, but he says he could lose his job for being unethical if he did that. But … he'll do it if she sucks and fucks his big dick! The hot brunette has no option but to give Jordan the office sex he wants!” 35:39 minutes 8/16/2012
Scene Four: Dana DeArmond, Bill Bailey The Housewife 1 On 1 website described the scene like this: “Dana Dearmond's husband just bought her a new fancy car for her birthday! She's so excited, and grateful that she has such an appreciative and giving husband. So now she's going to give him what he deserves ... a wet sloppy blowjob, her hot horny pussy and the fuck of a lifetime! Watch this sexy housewife fuck her husband and give him exactly what he wants.” 26:00 minutes 2/21/2013
Scene Five: Dana DeArmond, Bill Bailey The American Daydreams website described the scene like this: “Dana DeArmond is a professional lingerie model and is having some new slicks taken. Bill, her photographer is in awe of how good she looks. He asks her if she would like to go to dinner and she kindly declines. They take 5 and he dozes off. He falls into a nice deep sleep and dreams that Dana takes him up on his dinner offer but not before she allows him to suck her and fuck her in all the right places. Dana can't wait to get that big hard cock down her throat and take it in the ass.” 32:46 minutes 7/9/2013
Summary: Dana DeArmond by the uncredited directors of Naughty America was definitely fun to watch as Dana DeArmond enjoyed the various scenarios but there were scant extras, modest technical values, and a slightly repetitive manner in which the scenes unfolded sexually so I rated the production as a Rent It, the seasoned professional certainly standing out compared to some of her much younger peers in the company spotlight series. I wished they had included a couple more scenes with Dana in them but understand that it leaves room for a second volume, the babe definitely striking a chord in her legion of fans that adore her for good reason. In short, fans of Dana DeArmond could do much worse than Dana DeArmond but to make the show stand out in a crowded field, expecting some new content, director cuts of the scenes, or something to differentiate it from the scenes online released so long ago would be appreciated. My biggest concern regarding this release was how relatively tame the action was compared to most of Dana’s recent works of the last few years, those familiar with her porn resume knowing just how vanilla the sex was here versus how rough it could be elsewhere but check it out to see what I mean.
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