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Baby Got Butt

Studio: Reality Kings » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/24/14

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online


Baby Got Butt

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Reality Kings

Genre: Web-To-DVD, Large Asses, Compilation

Director: None Credited

Cast: Melissa Lauren, Manuel Ferrara, Emma Heart, Ramon Nomar, Jordan Ash, Amy Brooke, Voodoo, Krissy Lynn, Jenny Hendrix, Billy Glide, Kelly Divine, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Malone, Xander Corvus, Bill Bailey

Length: 237:03 minutes

Date of Production: 7/17/2014 (this compilation; the scenes labeled according to shoot date and first online airing where possible below)


Extras: There was a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, and one website listed but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Baby Got Butt was shot by the various directors of Reality Kings to be presented here in anamorphic widescreen. The camera work was a little jumpy at times but the lighting was pretty good and there was ample tease in most of the scenes. The flesh tones were accurate and editing light handed with no company watermark so I think most will appreciate these web scenes collected on DVD from last year. The aural components were pretty basic, clocking in at 2.0 Dolby Digital though with no noticeable separation between the channels and a modest dynamic range to speak of. I could hear the vocals in all cases even if some foreign languages were used and there were background noises by the crew.


Body of Review: Reality Kings is a major web porn company stationed in Florida, the company bought out awhile back but still keeping most of its identity. Their latest DVD coming in for review is called Baby Got Butt, a selection of seven scenes from the company website called Monster Curves emphasizing shapely ladies with big, juicy asses. This compilation of web scenes includes some decidedly older material but given it had Jenny Hendrix, Kelly Divine, and Krissy Lynn as part of the cast, I was willing to take a closer look. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that a no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Valley of Curves: Melissa Lauren, Manuel Ferrara: This was shot for Monster Curves and the company website described it like this: “What a beautiful ass on this chick. Melissa has all the right curves. Big tits, pretty face, huge ass and a team player. What more could you want. After a hot shower she was ready for Manuel to pound her ass. Man this chick likes it ruff and deep. Amazing woman and she takes it up the ass like an all star.” This was shot 7/13/2008 and aired 8/7/2008.

Scene Two: Bigger Is Better: Emma Heart, Ramon Nomar, Jordan Ash: This was shot for Monster Curves and the company website described it like this: “Emma was hanging out, making a banana milkshake. She was looking super hot in those tiny shorts. Her huge ass was looking spectacular as she shook it all around. She was joined by Ramon and Jordan, who poured that milkshake all over her enormous ass. She jiggled her ass as the milkshake oozed down those giant ass cheeks. She got her pussy pounded with a cock in her mouth almost the whole time. She got plenty of man milk all over her face. Enjoy.” This was shot on 8/3/2009 and aired on 4/17/2010.

Scene Three: Double Dipping: Amy Brooke, Jordan Ash, Voodoo: This was shot for Monster Curves and the company website described the scene like this: “Amy came by for some fun. She had a huge delectable ass. She was a naughty girl with a naughty look on her pretty face. She was told she could have two guys at once and was very excited about it. It made her day when she got to suck and fuck two cocks. She bounced on those cocks while her enormous ass jiggled. She got her pussy pounded and got buttermilk all over her sexy face. Enjoy.” Shot on 9/9/2009 and aired 5/8/2010.

Scene Four: Slippery Lips: Krissy Lynn, Voodoo: This was shot for Monster Curves and the company website described it like this: “When Krissy said she had something special planned, I was unaware that it would involve oil, an inflatable pool and her nice firm round ass. Voodoo and I could not keep our eyes and hands off her sexy body. After the incredible strip tease, Voodoo went in the back door. She bounced her perfect ass all over his schlong. It was simply amazing to see Krissy in action.” Shot on 8/21/2010 and aired 8/21/2010.

Scene Five: All The Right Places: Jenny Hendrix, Billy Glide: This was shot for Monster Curves the company website described it like this: “Milk definitely does the body good. Jenny proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt. She was taking a milk bath when I decided to raid her bathroom and see what she was up to. She started teasing me while pouring pure white milk all over her monstrous curves. When you see that milk all over her the only thing you can think of is grabbing a bowl and spoon and eating some ass chex. Billy was the lucky bastard who actually got to taste those huge ass chunks covered in milk. Got milk isn’t even the question. Got ass is much healthier for your sex life. Billy had so much of that ass, his face ended up on the back of a milk carton.” This was shot on 9/12/2007 and aired on 12/27/2007.

Scene Six: Want More: Kelly Divine, Voodoo: This was shot for Monster Curves, the company website described it like this: “Kelly came over for a massage and some anal fun. Voodoo jumped at the opportunity, grabbed some oil and went to work. He was all over her mega ass, slowly inching his way to her glory hole. Once she was nice and wet, Voodoo pulled out his one eye whistle and made her blow on it and then proceeded to penetrate her tight ass. Kelly loves anal, so Voodoo went in full throttle making her have multiple assgasms.” This scene was shot on 8/5/2010 and aired on 8/7/2010.

Scene Seven: Racey Curves: Bobbi Starr, Alexis Malone, Xander Corvus, Bill Bailey: This was shot for Monster Curves, the company website described it like this: “Alexis and Bobbi looked simply amazing in their sexy mechanic outfit. I knew that their nice round big asses were going to be too much for one guy, so I called up a wingman. The girls bounced their asses all over the shop, they even smothered each other . Once they were ready for some cock, the guys fucked them hard and eventually got some anal.” This was shot on 9/28/2010 and aired on 10/23/2010.

Summary: Baby Got Butt by Reality Kings was a pretty good volume in the series, the women all sporting very large asses even if their facial looks left something to be desired at times. The majority of sex was oral and vaginal but some did anal well enough and condoms were used at times. I rated the production as a Rent It as most people will want to join the website for gaining access to a lot of footage on the 18 or so related websites, most of the scenes here offering ladies with derrieres that most men are going to adore. In short, Baby Got Butt had a lot to offer a lot of ass lovers out there, the scenes all coming from around the same period of time, the technical values varying more than other company websites but some of the raw energy left intact too so give it a look either on disc or via the websites.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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