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Phat Ass White Girls 12

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/5/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Individual scene trailers linked below to the screen captures

Phat Ass White Girls (P.A.W.G.) 12

Jules Jordan Video/Morally Corrupt

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Anikka Albrite, Mike Adriano, Chris Strokes, Christy Mack, Melina Mason, Jordan Ash, AJ Applegate

Length: 247:45 minutes

Date of Production: 11/13/2014 (scenes shot in 2012)


Extras: The only extras were a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, a company website link that now works.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass White Girls 12 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video. Having reviewed several volumes of the series, my general observation is that the shows seem a bit rough around the edges compared to Mike’s work for Evil Angel but still provide a good amount of his usual fun factor frolicking my peers and I appreciate. The lighting and editing were decent here and while it seemed somewhat like a scaled down version of one of Mike’s double disc endeavors, I liked it nonetheless. The fleshtones, high compression rates, and other visual elements worked well enough to merit a nod, each of the ladies worth her weight in gold given the action too, though Mike’s cameraman went uncredited. The aural qualities of the show were definitely prone to comparison against other web to DVD productions, the vocals typically heard well enough though there were some portions where the ladies whispered comments instead of stating them loudly and proudly.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director of hardcore ass flicks for Morally Corrupt, Jules Jordan Video distributing their titles. His latest work coming in for review is called Phat Ass White Girls 12, four ladies with curvy backsides enjoyed some gonzo fun. This time, the ladies included AJ Applegate, Anikka Albrite, Christy Mack, and Melina Mason; AJ and Melina advertised as doing anal per the front cover. There was a lot of oil, a lot of verbal banter between the performers and cameramen, and a great deal of fuck for the buck overall to make this series a fine starting point for those wanting heated sex with curvy babes. The company website describes the action like this: “We love ass so much, but there's always the rarity, one that is elusive and that is the white girl with the nice, think, juicy ass. So we decided to dedicate a site to nothing but white girls with big asses, your Phat Ass White Girls. There is strict criteria for this site, but it's pretty straight forward. Here you'll see nothing but the hottest white chicks with huge asses to go with them, making them bounce around as they get banged out. For the lucky ones, we even slide a nice cock into their asses, and it's basically game over. You won't find any hotter white chicks anywhere else. This will basically be the only site you will ever need. These girls' bodies are insane, thin waist and big butts. They make Fridays worth getting up for.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Two Big Dicks For This Big Ass: Anikka Albrite, the beautiful blond hotty with the magnificent ass featured on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up first with Mike Adriano and Chris Strokes, some extended tease leading into a vaginal tryst with the men. Needless to say, Anikka was allowed a lot of poses to showcase her ass with and without a thong, some oiling up and bending over causing my heart to skip a beat (appropriate given her heart shaped ass!!!). She walked around as the camera followed her as a solo act for almost a half hour before the men joined her with fully turgid erections waiting to be sucked. Anikka slobbed their knobs aggressively, throating them and nuzzling their nuts but also offering some hand to gland friction as she wonderfully pleasured them with a great degree of energy and enthusiasm. There was some very limited rimming of her sweet ass and the amount of gash gobbling was such that if you blinked, you missed it, but she was an active vaginal rider whose perfect pucker was teased and fingered but left otherwise unmolested by cock. It ended when she drained their dragons of semen, having the men deposit their loads of seed into small martini glasses to swallow as she pretty eyes made the same solid eye contact with the camera as they had with her partners in what she called her first B/B/G scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Anikka Albrite is a Pretty Ass White Girl! Hell of a sexy piece of ass. She has nice curves, perfect tits, a sweet pussy and a whole lot of booty. All for your pleasure people. Chris and Mike are going to have a blast with this ass. A threesome for the ages. Anikka sucks one dick while the other dick is banging her out non-stop throughout the whole update. Definitely something to watch. Enjoy!” 9/18/2012


Scene Two: Christy Mack’s Big Ass: Christy Mack, a heavily tattooed brunette with shaven head and modest implants that has been on medical leave of late (seen on the lower right corner of the front cover), was up next in a tiny metallic blue bikini and stretch pants with stars on them in a scene shot with Chris Strokes back when she was a newcomer. Christy was bubbly and slutty both, her amazing ass as delicious looking as ever as she showed her “booty rebound” on the black and white couch outside in a Los Angeles setting (cameraman called “Donald” who could be seen in the reflection of the wall of glass from the building behind her). She sported talon shaped fingernails and was extremely outgoing, the gal surprised when called out on her Mohawk haircut that I admit to hating for a long time on any of the women deploying it. She walked for them, pulled her suit aside, and masturbated a little when showing off her bald beaver while teasing with a pink vibrator until Chris joined her. He kissed her ass and cookie as well as her boobs as he caressed her, Christy’s nipples standing erect even before he fingered her and she aggressively blew him. He went down on her in a 69 too, both lying down and standing, before she was oiled up and he started porking her perfect pussy. He teased her ass at one point and I thought he’d be giving her the bonus plan but stopped short, Christy actively riding him until she milked his balls dry of sperm that he tossed off all over her ass before diving back in for a few more pumps. The company website described the scene like this: “Christy Mack! Pretty Ass White Girl. I could write a book on this babe. She’s amazing with a body of a goddess. Big tits, a thick tasty pussy and an ass that I would love to lick, but I’ll leave that up to Chris to handle that. First Christy Mack showed of her cock sucking skills and she can sure as hell suck a cock. Take notes ladies! After his cock was hard and ready for action. Chris had a field day with this sweet piece of ass. Banging that fat pussy from all angles. Making her moan with pleasure, driving his long cock deep inside. This update is incredible.” 10/18/2012


Scene Three: Ass Covered With Lube: Melina Mason, a short brunette with sparkling silver shoes and a matching dress, was up next to showcase her body, a red g-string nestled lovingly in her yummy ass crack as she showed the cameraman and then scene partner Jordan Ash. This was shot inside and she was lean but curvy, possessing enough bounce for the ounce to satisfy any ass fiend out there, her bountiful breasts given some attention as well. She was completely at ease with the situation and it became immediately apparent that she was going to do some vaginal and oral (but not the advertised anal), her outgoing personality appealing to the guys. They did move outside briefly but it was a rainy day so they ended up playing chess, Melina’s decision to start shoving pieces up her ass including some selfies and a glass candy cane dildo to stretch her perfect pucker out a bit. From there she started blowing Jordan, using her hand on the shaft and sucking the head for the most part, going slightly deeper when prodded but not much. Jordan then went down on her and massaged her asshole, boning her shaven pussy in a myriad of positions before he nutted his manly fluids on her generous ass. There was no true “anal” other than the toys so I felt a bit ripped off and lowered the score a notch as a result. The company website described the scene like this: “Melina Mason is perfect for PAWG! She's pretty and has an ass that's made for back-shots. Melina has big tits and a juicy ass. She sucks a good dick and takes a big cock in her tight wet pussy. Damn! Melina Mason is fine! My dick hard writing this. Enjoy!” 11/29/2012


Scene Four: Anal Sundae!: AJ Applegate, a young blond bombshell that I freely admit to thinking is one of the porn wonders of the world, was up last as she put her terrific ass to play in a scene with lucky Chris Strokes. She wore red stripper shoes, some blue jean shorts, and a flowery top as she posed in the expansive living room where a small love seat was positioned for her. AJ was laughing and smiling as she followed the formulaic tease, a skimpy red string pulled up her fine ass with about enough material to qualify as an eye patch on her snatch. She posed her all natural body as requested and her always enticing eyes lit up at times (usually when she smiled), her ass given something different in the form of chocolate syrup and whipped cream, a banana peel pulled off Chris’ cock to make it a human banana split. He devoured the confection off her crotch and ass as the food fetish crowd must have cheered, both of them doing more oral after the initial wave of vaginal sex was over. She was then cleaned up, oiled up, and ready to actively ride some more as she pumped her rump on the chump (just kidding Chris). He swatted her ass a few times and then went to anal, her jiggling ass cheeks a sight to behold, though most of the scene focused on vaginal penetration positions. She did some fine taste testing too and maintained excellent eye contact as they went at it, more oil added as needed until she pushed him over the edge to deplete him of seed all over her ass crack. The company website described the scene like this: “PAWG has an update that is absolutely delicious. Aj Applegate has a body of a goddess. All natural! From head to toe. Perfect sized tits to suck, A pretty pussy and an ass made to lick. Chris had fun with her ass. Drizzling chocolate syrup and whipped cream all over her ass. Licking it then fucking her deep in her pussy and ass. Crazy update. It's a must see.” 12/5/2012

Summary: Phat Ass White Girls 12 by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video was hot enough to merit a rating of Recommended or better for anyone appreciative of attractive ladies with shapely asses and wonderful sex skills. I’ll admit that AJ Applegate and Anikka Albrite were my main draws going into this volume, Christy Mack and Melina Mason not slouches by any stretch of the imagination either though the advertised anal for Melina was not forthcoming (which is why the rating was a degree lower than it would have been). The format was a bit looser than many of Mike’s works for Evil Angel or elsewhere and the technical values were not as high end fans of the ladies and web to DVD outings should find this one a very pleasing set of lengthy scenes to inspire them. In short, Phat Ass White Girls 12 provided some fair levels (and huge quantities) of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value that earned it a place beside Mike’s other works, even if anal exploration was not the primary role most of the time; perhaps some of the ladies upgrading soon enough to score roles in Mike’s “other” movies so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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