Cast: Noelle Easton, Tim Von Swine, Karlee Grey, Scarlett Skye, Abby Lee Brazil
Length: 135:49 minutes
Date of Production: 11/24/2014
Extras: There was a group of trailers, a pop shot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list, and a great BTS lasting 24:45 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots but provided ample background information to enhance it too.
Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 10 was presented in an appealingly clear anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video. Each scene was shot in point of view (POV) by the director, the steady camera work helping maintain the illusion needed to generate the most stroke value. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, the open rooms well lit this time. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were nearly perfect, making this one visually solid for my tastes. Tim served as the meat puppet for each scene, something befitting a man about to be inducted into the porn Hall of Fame, his technical skill in the POV field surpassing anyone short of Mike John himself so it was great that the series was revived from 2013 with a cast of mostly newcomer hotties. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.
Body of Review: Tim Von Swine is the Hall of Fame inductee currently known for his works at Jules Jordan Video, fans long appreciating the amount of fuck for the buck he offers them. Serving as a champion of “real men” everywhere, Tim makes no pretense of being a body builder or pretty boy that turn tricks with other men on the side, he shows instead that guys who look like the majority of the population can offer the porn industry more than just a steady hand behind the scenes in titles like Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 10. The series provides a lengthy look at ladies who have big (and natural) boobs and enjoy sex, this volume offering something special from the norm. There was a great selection of ladies here including Noelle Easton in a repeat appearance, the other three brand new to porn including Abby Lee Brazil, Karlee Grey, and Scarlett Skye. It should be noted that while newcomers tend to be hesitant, passive, and withdrawn for most directors, Tim’s down home friendly attitude almost always seems to bring their best qualities to the forefront, something even his most acclaimed peers cannot do as consistently so whatever you think about Tim’s prowess, cock size, or even belly size, he offers something unique often enough that I like his work. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Karlee Grey, the very appealing newcomer brunette featured on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up first showing off her 36-DD, 20 year old tits, to Tim Von Swine, her all natural boobs impressing the director as much as her smooth demeanor. Given her newness and age, she was a rare bird indeed, her bald beaver and winning smile adding to her allure as she bonded quickly with Tim. He made it clear by the end of the scene that this was a newbie to look out for and I totally concur with his estimation of the young lady, her strong legs, delicious ass, and pretty face adding to her impressive rack and personality as reasons why I suspect she is going to build a legion of fans by award time next year. Contrary to what you may hear from other insiders, even huge name insiders, Tim is an excellent judge of character when it comes to vetting the best of the best, ladies that prove friendly and great performers to him can work with just about anyone successfully and she was a bundle of enthusiasm and energy from the get go. The light caressing and tease led to Karlee slobbing his knob quite well, some hand to gland friction combined with her nut nuzzling and solid eye contact to make the playful hummer stand out, a titty fuck when she was oiled up making it even more fun. They then transitioned to a multitude of vaginal positions beginning with doggy, Tim’s turgid pecker spreading her tight young pussy wide as she remarked and moaned. She did taste testing and proved to be an even more active rider when on top of him, her tits flailing around before she straddled him to blow him some more, her coy teasing as she orally pleasured him and jerked him off adding to the cowgirl variations. This continued until Tim drained his dragon of semen all over her chest and upper torso, her eye contact and smile as he launched his load just the icing on the cake of a great opening scene.
Scene Two: Noelle Easton, the gorgeous young brunette featured on the upper center of the front cover, was up next with Tim Von Swine, the gal certainly a highlight of the last volume when she was brand new in the industry over a year ago. Noelle was featured on the near center of the front cover, the gal taking a break since their last outing but pleasing the director that they would work together again. As is standard, the 19 year old showed off her magnificent body, her powerful legs culminating in a terrific ass and her all natural bosoms the talk of the town since she started. There are many women with big tits but her all natural 34FFF were big enough that she could lick her own nipples, Tim oiling them up before she blew him. Noelle focused most of her oral efforts on his head as her hand stroked the shaft, occasionally delving deeper as she warmed up and a wonderfully pouty look in her eyes as she maintained superb eye contact with him. She munched his balls seductively and titty fucked him before they started boning, his erection tearing into her as she pushed back to meet his thrusts with her oiled ass. The vaginal tryst continued with ample oral breaks and she seemed to appreciate the director’s efforts to make her look so good, the man taking his time tapping her bald beaver (just a hint of razor stubble to be seen, barely a wisp of hair at best), savoring the experience in case she takes another break before they work together again. It ended with her on her knees looking up at him with an open mouth, his balls milked dry as his manly fluids oozed down her mouth and tits to her thighs, the double pop rematch of these two another excellent scene for replay value and strokability.
Scene Three: Scarlett Skye, the tiny young lady featured on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up next as the 18 year old, just over 5 foot tall gal from Connecticut pleasing Tim Von Swine as he checked out her body. She was another newcomer with limited experience on camera but having done plenty of men off camera, her resume mostly limited to some web work in Florida before now entering the big leagues. Her breasts looked much bigger in the movie than on the cover, her pretty blue eyes sparkling as she bantered with Tim about her camel toe and willingness to work with a guy possessing a “beer belly” before the tease led to her kneeling between his legs to blow him. It was immediately evident that she was no stranger to having a penis in her mouth though she gingerly held his rod while sucking only the head or teasing with her mouth, Tim helping encourage her to go deeper to assist in elevating her oral skill level a little as she maintained good eye contact. The training aspect of the newcomer’s encounter was intriguing too, Tim not about finesse but a back to basics approach that all the best ladies could learn from before moving on. She then titty fucked him passionately and responded well to his encouragement before they vaginally fucked, Scarlett passive at first as Tim slowly brought her out of her shell to appreciate the situation. Her shaven slit slowly rode his rod in cowgirl variations and her boobs bounced nicely while doing so, Tim massaging her clitoris as she tried very hard to keep a straight face, the sensations of the acts overwhelming her a tad. The penetrative and oral acts continued until he doused her with hog sauce, the seed flying all over in watery form to form a “pearl necklace” though she did not understand all of his comments given the look on her face.
Scene Four: Abby Lee Brazil, the lean brunette in black and red lingerie featured on the left side of the front cover, was up last and she was another newcomer with all natural tits. With about 6 months of industry experience, she sported just a bit of attitude but her hard body was exquisite as she showed off out by the pool on the sunny day. Tim Von Swine pawed her and found out one tit was bigger than the other, a landing strip of pubic hair leading to her little slice of heaven as he oiled her up with “the good stuff”, Abby loving the smell of the fluid. She was taken aback that some women were afraid to work with him, a bond forming early in the scene as he readied her by next applying some of the oil to her fantastic ass and legs, some solo action leading them to going inside where she followed the formula without instruction by blowing him, nuzzling his nuts, and titty fucking him before they bumped uglies. She smiled a lot and kept excellent eye contact, her quiet but outgoing demeanor working in her favor as she actively rode him. There was a lot of taste testing between positions but this gal was built for speed over comfort, Tim taking over for her by rubbing her clit to excite her further as she bucked and rode his thick pecker. Abby then played with her boobs as he porked her while she was seated in the chair, the gal getting down on her knees to finish him off orally before she swallowed his sauce without being asked, the woman complimenting his taste before she joked about being kidnapped, her pussy so good that there was a question as to whether the director was okay or not (the scene shot around Thanksgiving, a special note in the ending credits to a performer that bailed on doing the scene reminding me how it lowered her value in the eyes of many).
Summary: Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 10 by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another very solid stroke flick by the director, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action adding up to a rating of Highly Recommended. Noelle Easton, Abby Lee Brazil, Karlee Grey, and Scarlett Skye all offered replay value and strokability, the director elevating the sexual antics with all the usual touches fans have come to expect. In short then, Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 10 had lots of the fun factor that makes the director’s movies so appreciated, his ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting, Tim Von Swine’s touch again enhancing the final product more than a little bit.
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