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Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 8

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/8/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 8

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, MILF

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Director: Chris Streams


Cast: Kiara Mia, Manuel Ferrara, Devon, Erik Everhard, Nina Elle, Jewels Jade, Prince Yahshua, Rico Strong

Length: 135:41 minutes

Date of Production: 12/01/2014


Extras: There were trailers, a photogallery, websites, pop shot recap, and a BTS lasting 15:54 minutes. The Behind the Scenes feature included a lot of interview material while the ladies were getting ready, Tony generally leading the discussion from behind the camera (skipping Jewels Jade though).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 8 was presented in an crisp 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, no scenes going far outside the box in terms of centering on dark rooms this time. I liked the straightforward manner of lighting and camera, Chris again finding some of the best (and underutilized) MILF hotties available. I did notice the company watermark in the lower right hand corner this time, something typically reserved for the lesser companies but given the times, not surprising. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.


Body of Review: Chris Streams has been a favored director for years now, his works at Jules Jordan Video achieving a lot of acclaim over the last couple of years. His latest flick coming in to review is called Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 8, the show providing a series of older, mostly thicker ladies proving that ladies with experience still have something left to offer fans. This time, there were only four scenes, the most notable of the batch being Devon, best known for her work at Vivid and Digital Playground as a contract girl, but luscious Kiara Mia, sexy blond Nina Elle, and busty Jewels Jade likely to appeal to any fans of MILFs out there just the same. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Kiara Mia, the curvy woman featured on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up first with Manuel Ferrara, the fleshy BBW always giving her best when working with the male performer of the year. He came knocking on her door in street clothes to find her dressed up in a tight black skirt that hugged her wonderfully rounded rump, her desire to learn French from her new teacher soon leading to a sexual tryst as expected. Of all the encounters of the movie, this one was a “ringer” of sorts given their mutual chemistry together in the past, Manuel clearly adoring her over some of the blander bimbos he works with in past encounters, Kiara always ready for him. They were on the couch and she jumped on him, Manuel kissing her and warming her up as he positioned on top of the curvy gal, sucking her tits and nuzzling her neck as his hand slid between her legs to get her juicy. He then gobbled her gash while looking up at her, Kiara’s bald beaver given a great deal of attention before he rimmed her. Kiara then slobbed his knob and applied a lot of hand top gland friction, the intensity of her eye contact elevating the oral as she tried to throat him, taking about half his rod in her mouth before some vaginal fucking positions led to her on top as a very active rider. He titty fucked her, porked her pussy, and thumbed her ass as she pushed back to get more of his loving, a foot job keeping him stimulated in between bouts of boning. Kiara licked his taint and otherwise had a great time, kneeling before him as she finished draining his dragon of semen, allowing most of it to ooze down her face instead of swallowing it. The company website described this scene like this: “Kiara Mia Big Tit Latina Fucked Hard. Look up voluptuous and you'll find a pic of Kiara Mia. Huge tits go well with her huge ass and when this Latina slut gets to fucking the walls shake. Savor a slice of DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKERS 8 with a large helping of Kiara Mia.”


Scene Two: Devon, the lean blond featured on the lower right corner of the cover, was up next as she lounged by the pool in her cover bikini, annoyingly asking Erik Everhard to bring her phone to her. Her demands continued to mount as she pissed Erik off, the man recognizing her body but also the demands that came with it as he watched her from the kitchen and started rubbing one out. When she then demanded he towel her off he blotted her sweaty body but it was clear that she wanted the growing bulge in his shorts more, his turgid pecker sucked as he caressed her body. Devon focused most of her oral efforts on sucking the top third or fourth of his rod while her hand massaged his shaft and nuts, Erik picking her up to carry to the cabana so he could go down on her too, her repetitive moans and comments almost as annoying as her earlier demands. While her eye contact was intermittent and she was not a consistently active rider, she was much better here than she ever was as a contract performer, her shaven snatch readily taking all it could as the puffy pussy was drilled in a multitude of positions. There was taste testing between positions and the vaginal boning soon led to her milking his nuts dry of sperm, Erik feeding her his seed so she could swallow it down easily.


Scene Three: Nina Elle, the gorgeous blond featured on the entire left hand side of the front cover, was up in a sexy white dress, flashing her beaver as she climbed the inside stairs at Manuel Ferrara’s house. She left her jacket at the party the night before, the brazen young lady pulling out her boobs for him after noticing her liked her clumsy attempts to show off her lack of panties. They were all over each other on the couch and after more titty play, they went down on each other and she titty fucked him, her solid oral skills leading them to vaginally fuck. Nina was passionate, enthusiastic, and a bit over the top but she maintained solid eye contact with him and was an active rider all the same. He thumbed her ass and she fingered it afterwards, her shaven snatch worked over quite well as they kept at it. In the end, she knelt and he dealt the manly fluids all over her face and tits, Nina sucking his seed off her hand as the camera closed out. The company website described this scene like this: “Nina Elle Big Tit Slut Rewarded With A Facial Blast. A gorgeous slut in a short dress who forgot her under ware gives Manny a ride he'll not soon forget. This filthy fraction of DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKERS 8 examines all the stuff Nina will do to get what she wants, a big blast to her pretty face. Covered in cum and sated by getting fucked well here's a happy hooker. Check it out.”


Scene Four: Jewels Jade, the curvy brunette seen on the lower middle of the front cover, was up last as she turned the tables on two criminals casing her house in the form of Prince Yahshua and Rico Strong. The scenario was cute, the men pretending to sell candy bars for little league sports as she invited them in like everything was okay. Rico played the dumb crook and Prince was the schemer, the athletic lady soon answering a question that led to all three of them getting freaky. She hiked up her dress and revealed no panties as she rubbed one out, her hands reaching over to massage their throbbing boners as they pawed her big tits, the lady enjoying their personal candy bars a lot more than the ones they were pretending to sell. She sucked the heads of their cocks while stroking their shafts, ditching her dress as the men started taking turns plowing her pussy. She became an active rider and her wonderfully curvy ass was soon on the menu too, Prince opening her backside up as she blew Rico though she was soon doing a DP with them and streaming some dirty talk. The oral and penetrative sex continued until they plastered her mug with semen and she swallowed some of it, the funny ending a cute touch here too. The company website described this scene like this: “Jewels Jade Interracial DP, She Loves Her Cocks Well Done. Rico and Prince are selling candy bars door to door and Jewels Jade is in the mood for a dark chocolate bar or two. From DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKERS 8 here's an interracial three way with anal, ass to mouth, big tits, big black cocks, tattoos, cock sucking and that's just the start. Jewels Jade is a dirty whore who wants you to watch, so watch.”

Summary: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 8 by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video was a decent set of four scenes starring ladies that looked good and/or provided some sexual experience in their trysts. For me, the replay value and strokability earned a rating of Recommended, each of the ladies providing a little something different along the way but typically offering energetic rides. In short then, Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 8 departed slightly from earlier volumes in terms of how much footage was included but fans of the whole MILF craze should consider this a “must have” title for their collections, the title on par or better than the majority of such titles released of late.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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