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Massage Me Hard

Studio: Kelly Madison Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/13/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Massage Me Hard 1

Kelly Madison Media/Juicy Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo, Happy Ending Massages

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Director: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison


Cast: Kacy Lane, Ryan Madison, Keisha Grey, Jade Nile, Mandy Armani

Length: 112:34 minutes

Date of Production: 12/3/2014


Extras: The first disc held the movie itself and some trailers with a list of the second disc’s contents. The second disc also began with trailers until the selection screen came up to show a POV Fluffing Camera/BTS series of clips for the ladies in the 66:35 minute production. There was then a series of text questions and answers by the ladies, a photogallery of stills (polaroids with comments written on the sides), a true photogallery, a BTS photogallery, a 16:52 minute long scene with Ryan & Kelly Madison called “Soy Saucey”, some trailers, and website spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Massage Me Hard 1 was shot in anamorphic widescreen as shot by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Teen Fidelity. The production followed the performers around for more than just sex, using the mundane settings as a means of getting to know their personalities better. The scenarios were shot in different styles here, some of the issues with camera work and editing previously noted being addressed in spades to upgrade the footage in most cases. Multiple cameras appeared to be used, the framing and composition helped elevate it for me, the accurate flesh tones and usual lack of visual gimmicks a nice touch too. The aural components were also well done, the vocals easy to hear and the balance of the elements showing more effort, the 2.0 Dolby Digital in 192 Kbps audio bit rate added in post production.


Body of Review: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison make a nice variety of porn at Kelly Madison Media, enough of their scenes working for me that I have come to appreciate the bulk of their work, especially as they upgrade their technical aspects. Their latest release being reviewed is called Massage Me Hard 1, a series of four scenes that showcase an attractive array of ladies having sex with Ryan, providing some hardcore fun with a happy ending massage theme in each scene. With ladies such as Keisha Grey, Mandy Armani, Jade Nile, and Kacy Lane, there was a lot to enjoy here, the theme handled quite well.

The back cover described the movie like this: “Soft candles, sweet aromatherapy, and warm body oil applied with a soft and sensual touch makes for the perfect massage. Yet the tenderness soon turns from deep tissue to deep and impactful penetration. Her head gets pulled back as he mounts her young, supple ass, spanking it aggressively to let her know who is in charge. The sweat drips down in between her perky, young breasts as he grabs her neck like a vice grip and passionately kisses her while restraining her every move as he quickly and forcefully plunges his cock into her over and over. The massage is only complete when the two writhing, oil covered bodies have exhausted every muscle in their bodies from such intense, hard, passionate, massage sex.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Kacy Lane, a fetching young lass with a lean and all natural body, was up first as she shaved her cookie, the bald beaver looking most inviting as she got all dolled up in a red dress to spend some time with Ryan Madison. When she got to his place, she stripped down to just her panties as she laid on a massage table in front of the fireplace, his hands rubbing her as he oiled her up. He soon removed his panties (placing them in his pocket) and began rubbing her ass and pussy, then tits, as she encouraged him to do, the man gobbling her gash before she pulled his pants down to slob his knob. She took about half his turgid pecker in her mouth in both no hands and hand to gland assisted manner, pushing her limits as she engulfed even more of his rod. After both gave each other more head, they went back to fucking with enthusiasm, her active riding and solid eye contact nicely played in a multitude of positions. While I like my ladies thicker than Kacy, she showed a great deal of skill here, Ryan banging her every which way but loose before draining his dragon of semen as a vaginal creampie. The company described this scene like this: “Kacy Lane has had a tough week and is in serious need of some R & R and a wet rub down. She has a regular guy that she goes to, Ryan, but before she shows up she knows to shave her pussy, because she plans on getting a happy ending with a deep cream pie to take home as a slippery souvenir.”


Scene Two: Keisha Grey, the curvy young hotty who has taken many by storm this past year as a sensational find, was up next with Ryan Madison, the couple establishing a love connection by kissing in and around the house before they showered together. The busty babe sucked him off and stroked his cock, nuzzling his nuts as she teased the end of his cock, the pair fucking on the floor before moving to the living room where they continued their tryst. They massaged each other as part of their ongoing foreplay too, Keisha going back to blowing him, throating him to the base in a demonstration of her newly enhanced oral skills. They fucked as if on fire and she was at least as good at impaling herself on his erection as she ever was in the past, a wealth of oil poured onto her frame as he gave her the promised massage and fucked her some more. I loved the way her boobs bounced as they fucked, even in missionary thanks to their sheer size, Ryan getting his balls milked dry by the youthful piece of ass in skilled manner. The company described this scene like this: “After spending some time apart, Keisha and Ryan decided that they wanted to meet up again for round two but this time Ryan promised her a massage. She shows up the last thing on their minds were a massage, they tried but they just couldn't help wanting to fuck and cum all over each other.”


Scene Three: Jade Nile, a nicely proportioned teen with a tight body, was up next for Ryan Madison to massage, a lot of oil applied to her entrancing body and the opening montage including a tremendous about of loud music and slow motion camera work. Rather than just rub her tits, pussy, and ass, his hands freely roamed her figure and there was a lot of kissing. Ryan had his scruffy looking going for him, the unkempt facial hair and the hair on his head looking like he just woke up. He spent a fair amount of time diddling her bald beaver and she posed in the luxurious living room as he worked her over, the gal reciprocating with a lengthy round of oral as she tried to push herself to take more than a portion of his pecker into her mouth. She then bent over the massage table and her perky little ass looked exquisite as she did, Ryan banging her from behind while he spanked her and her fine little boobs bounced, the visual appeal of moment added to my spank bank. As the fucking continued, he choked her and she seemed to adore the guy, her passion and energy adding to the tryst as if she had a need for seed, the couple going nonstop all over the room as multi-pop Madison left his genetic evidence all over the place, his final pop unleashed on her stomach though I’d swear he left some in her snatch too. The company described this scene like this: “Sexy new-comer Jade Nile, is getting the 5 star treatment for her first visit to the Madison house. Ryan breaks out the massage oils and caresses every inch of her soft skinned, tight young body before giving her a big hard cock she won't soon forget. A sensual, full body massage, a proper fuck and three cum shots later, Jade is ready to take on the world of porn and all it has to offer.”


Scene Four: Mandy Armani, an older blond with pretty eyes and a luxurious mane of golden locks, was up last showing off her glorious ass and other body parts, the resolution of the action so well done that I could see the hairs on her stomach. Ryan Madison met her and gave her the needed massage to fit the theme, the sheer abundance of oil applied to her combining with his hands exploring her pussy and ass, a few wisps of pubic hair observed over her biscuit. Mandi has used various aliases while shooting porn but has managed to accumulate a sizable body of work for a lesser known (but very lovely) young lady, nearly 60 credited scenes on the IAFD showing her to work with some of the biggest names in the industry. She looked absolutely smoking hot here as she laid prone on the table dripping in oil, her pretty face and playfulness with Ryan’s pecker showing more than a little of a connection between them even if she looked right at the camera several times when Ryan was in a different direction. She liked pleasuring him and showed a nice tan line, neither of them talking much (outside of a whisper) but both looking like they were into each other, the tan line on her ass far more pronounced than that on the rest of her. The ending pop shot was in the form of a believable vaginal creampie, Mandy ready to “do it again” though Ryan clearly needed a resting break. The company described this scene like this: “Mandy Armani has been in dire need of some rest and relaxation, and decides to spoil herself with a massage. When she sees that Ryan is her masseur, she suddenly becomes more comfortable with being completely naked, and the thought of what could go on if she plays her cards right, gets her juices flowing. Ryan reads her body language loud and clear and doesn't hesitate to penetrate her pussy and fill it with cum.”

Summary: Massage Me Hard 1 by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Porn Fidelity had four scenes centering on a massage theme with hotties like Keisha Grey, Kacy Lane, Mandy Armani, and Jade Nile providing replay value and strokability, their trysts meriting a rating of Recommended or higher depending on your tastes. For the most part, the tease portions of the tease worked, the enthusiasm and fun factor enhanced by the way the gals played to their strengths. In short, Massage Me Hard 1 was well worth checking out given the appealing cast of cuties Ryan got to bone, the technical upgrades appreciated and likely more to come given this volume was labeled as “1” on the cover.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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