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Best Hose Monsters

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by John Boy » Review Date: 1/15/15

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Feature Running Time:  4 hours and 32 minutes

Date of Production: November 2014


Genre: Gonzo; Gangbang; Anal; Double Penetration; Gape

Condoms:   No

Audio/Video: Video quality: full screen 720x480 or 1:5:1 (3:2).  Audio: Stereo 48000 Hz

Director: David Perry

Cast: Sandra Romain, Cayenne Klein, Mea Melone, Larissa Dee, Isabella Clark, Aleska Diamond, Kid Jamaica, Mike Angelo, Roly Reeves, Ian Scott, Rocco Sardo, Markus Dupree, David Perry, Franco Roccaforte, Sabby, Thomas Stone, Totti, Zenza Raggi, Toni Ribas, Steve Holmes, Bruno Sx

Bonus Scenes:  No

Extras: Cast List; Cumshot Recap; Photo Galleries; Filmographies; Chapter Menu; Trailers for Hose Monster 7, Big & Real 8, Assfucked MILFs 6; Websites


David Perry knows how to put together the hottest collection of horny Euro girls in hard, relentless DP fucking that is sizzling hot from the first minute to the last. In his Best Host Monsters video, the Gonzo master, David Perry, has put over 4 hours of incredible sex on a 2-disc set that is definitely one to keep in your porn stash, especially if you haven’t seen all of his individual Hose Monster movies. The girls are literally insatiable, especially Sandra Romain in the flick’s opening scene as she takes on the hard cock likes of Ian Scott, Kid Jamaica, Mike Angelo and Roly Reeves in an auto mechanic shop fuck that you’ll watch again and again. With hard anal, DPs and double anals galore, Sandra is a cockstar in her 4-man takedown. Every scene combines voluptuous girls with high, horny energy and wet pussies with multiple hard cocks and when that all comes together it burns up the screen. I highly recommend Best Hose Monsters. It’s a great way to collect all of David’s best Euro fucking Hose Monster scenes.

Scene 1: Sandra Romain, Kid Jamaica, Mike Angelo, Roly Reeves, Ian Scott

Sandra shows up to check on her car at the mechanic shop and she’s ready to pick it up. Unfortunately the car is not ready yet and Ian tells her the car is not ready and it’s going to cost a lot of money to fix. Sandra needs her car right away and she doesn’t have the money to pay for it. She offers to make an arrangement with him so he can fix the car for free. She starts teasing him and offers to fix him as she takes her panties off. The first thing she works on fixing is his cock, sucking and licking on it. Ian fucks her up the ass standing doggy style in his office as Mike, Kid and Roly look on through the window. Ian decides that the whole mechanic team needs fixing and he walks Sandra out into the mechanic shop where she starts working on the whole team. She’s surrounded by cock as she sucks one right after the other, getting her skull fucked by these guys and soon getting her ass fucked in standing doggy by Kid Jamaica. Sandra likes it hard and rough as she allows one guy to grip her hard around the neck while the other guys take turns stretching her ass hole out doggy style. She tells them to fuck her. There are some great close up shots of Sandra ass being slammed.

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The hard drilling DP starts off with Sandra in cowgirl position on top of Mike’s cock while Ian pile drives her ass hole followed by Roly, then Kid. Sandra gets into the driver’s seat and fucks Mike in reverse cowgirl, begging for another cock in her. Kid obliges for a balls deep reverse cowgirl DP with Roly slapping her face with his cock. The cowgirl and reverse cowgirl DPs continue with Sandra in ecstasy, screaming how much she likes being fucked by two cocks, and these guys fuck her hard on the floor of the mechanic shop with lots of double anal thrown in too. Sandra is incredible as she takes an onslaught of 2 cocks up her ass in reverse cowgirl all while getting her skull fucked. To top things off, Mike fucks her up the ass with a wrench while her fingers her pussy. The guys all take her ass by storm again before jerking off and cumming right into her gaping mouth.

Scene 2: Cayenne Klein, Rocco Sardo, Markus Dupree, David Perry

Cayenne is a waitress at a Bed and Breakfast and she’s waiting for David to return while she greets Rocco and Markus. David finally returns and gets in the hot tub to relax. Cayenne joins him and wets her lips sucking on his dick then takes his cock in spoon position on the side of the hot tub. But the other guests are horny and waiting, jerking their dicks while watching the action. Cayenne beckons Markus and Rocco over, telling them it’s OK to join in the fun and they do as Markus leads a doggy style fuck train up her pussy followed by David and Rocco up her ass. Rocco fucks her then holds her gaping ass wide open for the next cock. The anal love fest continues in reverse cowgirl position on top of David’s cock and the other two guys are standing by for an anal aerial assault, holding her up and stuffing her hole.

Cayenne moves into a standing doggy position where Markus keeps stretching her rectum out just in time for her first DP of the scene as she sits on David’s dick while Markus drills deep up her ass. But not to worry, Rocco keeps her mouth busy too. The four-some takes the action over to a small table where they lay Cayenne on her back, spread her legs wide and fuck her ass hole. Cayenne is a squirting machine too. When David fingers her pussy, she squirts like crazy. The guys turn around and squirt cum into her hungry mouth and she greedily accepts it.

Scene 3: Mea Melone, David Perry, Sabby, Thomas Stone, Totti

Mea is an exhibitionist and she loves showing it off in public. She starts her scene with no panties on in an outdoor café where she shows her pussy off for the camera. Then she gets naked in a public park, fingering her pussy and walking around the park teasing us. She goes back to her room where she starts playing with a big, black, ridged dildo, shoving it down her throat then riding it cowgirl style up her ass on the bed. Luck for her, David has a real cock she can play with and she sucks him off. The camera zooms in on her big eyes as she deep throats David’s dick. The camera takes a POV look at Mea’s ass hole in doggy position as David fucks her from behind. The POV doggy fucking continues when David tells her he has a surprise for her, calling the other guys up to the room.

The guys get there in a hurry and put her into a 4-man blow bang which quickly turns into a cowgirl blow and fuck session followed by a cowgirl DP with close up camera angles. She gets into a cock sucking frenzy now, grabbing and gagging on every cock in sight before David puts her back in doggy position for another ass hole take down. The guys take their turn stuffing her ass hole then the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl DPs begin with Mea screaming in ecstasy from start to finish. Mea’s holes are completely stretched. The guys finish her ass hole off missionary style across a small table before surrounding her face in dicks then cumming in her open mouth.

Scene 4: Larissa Dee, Ian Scott, Sabby, Bruno Sx

Larissa is the sexiest prison guard you’ve ever seen and she knows it as she teases prisoners Ian Scott, Sabby and Bruno Sx, stripping down just outside the prison cell and just out of reach of the guys, driving them crazy. She gets closer to the cell, letting the guys touch her tits and grab her ass, then she walks away, keeping the teasing going. She gets on her hands and knees doggy style on a desk, giving the guys a full view of her ass and pussy. She plays with her pussy and stuffs her ass hole with a night stick, driving the guys crazy. Then she finally walks back over to the prison cell and starts sucking a row of hard cocks sticking out through the bars.

She gets her pussy stuff in standing doggy position through the prison bars as Ian fucks her hard while pinning her back up against the bars. Larissa lets the guys out of their cell for an all-on onslaught of her pussy and ass. Sabby keeps the doggy fuck going while Larissa keeps her mouth busy with Ian and Bruno’s dicks. The guys start a round robin of doggy style fucking, each taking their turn stuffing her pussy. Cowgirls and spoon fucking continues on the desk then Sabby plugs her butt with his cock missionary style. That really takes Larissa to another level as the other guys suck on her tits. She screams out for Sabby to fuck her ass hole! A reverse cowgirl up the ass leads to Larissa’s reverse cowgirl DP with Ian deep in her ass and Sabby down in her pussy. The cowgirl DP is sizzling hot as the guys go balls deep in her pussy and ass and then they round out the fucking with a little standing doggy fucking before starting a jizzfest in her mouth and all over her face.

Scene 5:  Isabella Clark, Steve Homes, Zenza Raggi, Bruno Sx, David Perry

Isabella takes her time shaking her booty for the camera in her pink lingerie, rubbing her pussy and tits. She gets her mouth stretched and warmed up, using a butt plug, slipping it in and out of her mouth. She even warms her ass hole up, spitting on her fingers and sticking them up her butt hole, getting it all lubed up. It’s not long before that huge butt plug is lodged deep up Isabella’s ass. She pulls it out and sucks all of her ass juices off of it, then she sticks it back in, deep up her ass. She’s really getting herself off, stuffing that butt plug in and out of her ass and doing her own ATM. Steve shows up to take advantage of Isabella’s horniness and thrusts his cock deep down her throat, making her gag. He slowly pulls the butt plug out of her ass and replaces it with his tongue then with his cock, making Isabella scream. He spits down her wide gaping ass hole.

Zenza, Bruno and David have been watching the action the whole time from the couch, jerking their dicks. Isabella provides some oral service straight down the line of hard cocks, sucking and jerking each guy while they finger her pussy and ass. She gets into a blow bang and starts taking cock up the ass in doggy position while keeping her mouth stuffed with another dick. It’s all about her ass hole as the guys keep her full of meat. It’s not long before Isabella is in a cowgirl DP with Zenza up her ass hole and Bruno in her pussy. David and Steve pick up where Zenza left off. The action soon moves into a reverse cowgirl DP with 2 cocks up Isabella’s gaping ass hole and it’s driving her crazy all while she’s begging for more. The double anal penetration is incredible as the guys play DP round robin up her ass hole. The multiple ass gapes and even the squirting really heat up this scene. The guys finish a soaked Isabella off with a creamy cum finish down her throat and all over her face.

Scene 6: Aleska Diamond, David Perry, Toni Ribas, Steve Holmes

Aleska is gorgeous and she really works the camera with a sultry tease in her bikini outside at the pool, working her ass for the camera. She gets into a little pussy play on the outdoor couch, fingering herself with her legs spread wide open and then getting in doggy position and doing the same. She makes her way inside where David, Toni and Steve are waiting with their hard cocks. She gets to work on all three of them, jerking two in her hands while deep throating one in her mouth. Steve eats her pussy doggy style then fucks her in the same position while she sucks David and jerks Toni.

Toni breaks the doggy style fucking in favor of putting her on a hard cowgirl ride on his dick while fingering her ass hole. This sends her screaming and grinding on his cock. That cowgirl fuck leads into a cowgirl DP with David hard driving up her ass. The reverse cowgirl DP is just as hot with Steve pumping her ass hole from underneath and Toni plowing her pussy. She gets into a little spoon fucking anal style followed by more hot doggy fucking on her hands and knees with dicks slipping in and out of her ass hole. She takes another round of DP fucking cowgirl style before accepting cum loads from the guys down her throat.

Final Thoughts:

David Perry has done all the work for us of collecting some of his hottest Gonzo scenes from his sizzling sex series Hose Monster. In the over 4-hour flick Best Hose Monsters, we truly do get Euro fucking at its hottest and best. Very little is left undone as these 6 horny, voluptuous Euro babes take on 3 to 4 hard cocks that dive deep into their pussies and ass holes like heat seeking missiles. The good news is that these girls can take every inch of their cock pounding and they get off when they’re double stuffed and throat fucked all at the same time. This flick is chock full of DPs, double anals, blow bangs, and just plain hard pussy pummeling. The best fuck of the flick is Sandra Romain’s auto shop take down with hungry cocksman Kid Jamaica, Mike Angelo, Roly Reeves and Ian Scott. Everything about Sandra’s scene is fiery hot and she takes the most and longest DPs of the flick. This is the perfect DVD for the Euro Gonzo lover and I highly recommend it. Add this one to your Gonzo stash.

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