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Cum Crossfire 2

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 1/19/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Category: Blowjob/Cumshots/Gonzo/POV



Cast: Heather Vahn/Mia Austin/Gabriella Paltrova/Kaylani Lei/Carter Cruise/Jonni Darkko/Winston Burbank

Director: Jonni Darkko

Extras: Web

Release Date: 1/7/2015

Runtime: 213 Mins

Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for Jonni Darkko's Cum Crossfire 2'!



*Scene 1:

Gabriella Paltrova/Mia Austin/Winston Burbank/Jonni Darkko


The premiere scene in the second installment of Jonni Darkko's Cum Crossfire begins with a beautiful introductory segment, showcasing Mia Austin and Gabriella Paltrova staring into the camera as they sensually makeout and playfully tease. The camera fades after a couple minutes, carryoing forth as we see Mia Austin and Jonni Darkko getting the ball rolling with some sloppified cocksucks from the ebony goddess to start us on the right foot. Things are solid throughout the early moments, with a lot of focus on Mia getting extra sloppy with her stunt cock, blowing bubbles with his dickspit at sporadic points before she moves on to Winston. Things get even better in these moments, as Mia gets extra flirty with Burbank's cock, with camera interaction that is so strong I'm having a hard time containing myself, I can only imagine how Winston feels. Gabi Paltrova steps into view soon after, throating on Jonni's jizz-whistle sensually before it progresses into a sloppier, harder effort. Things move forward decently, with some filler moments where things either begin to drag, or just tranlsated poorly to me on a persoanl level, but either way there are some head-scratching parts that I thought definitely went on for longer than necessary. It all caps off in classic fashion, with the girls finally meeting each other's acquaintance like a grande finale of sorts, kissing and playing with each other before Jonni and Winston put a fantastic punctuation on the scene by lacing them with a gallon of dick sauce simultaneously. After the girls give each other a few final kisses we get a slow motion shot of the jizz showering, with the screen soon fading into the next scene afterwards. A wonderful ending to a scene that had some great stuff throughout, but I'd be lying if I told you it didn't get slow for me at times; still well worth a watch. 



*Scene 2:

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Heather Vahn/Jonni Darkko/Winston Burbank


The always incredible beauty that is Heather Vahn encapsulates our view for the second scene, checking herself out in the mirror before she pulls her tits out of her pink lingerie top. The tease in this scene is much lengthier, and features Heather looking abso-fucking-lutely unbelievable as she stares directly into the lens talking dirty to us, saying " I want all the cum" in what might be the sexiest voice I've ever heard in my life, but I digress. The action eventually sets in with our featured star stroking Winston Burbank through his boxer briefs and eventually unleashing his schlong to get things rolling. The introductory blowjob is simply beautiful, so much so that I really can't find the proper adjective for it. Heather's incessant "never say die" attitude when it comes to cocksucking is inescapable through the scene. Her bj techniques mixed with the sloppiness and her overall attitude make this scene impossible to skip through. It all progresses wonderfully, with Heather's face getting completely destroyed before the cum-lashing even sets in; her makeup is a filthy mess once Darkko gets his turn and gets more and more wrecked as she spits and slobbers all over his throbber through the course of the second half of the scene. The scene reaches it's end after some sloppy facefucks from our lucky director, setting up a fade into the crossfire finale, where Heather's face gets riddled with jizz, blowing away the prior scene by a landslide. Unfortunately, there's no slow motion shot of this one, but you can do that yourself with modern technology should you choose to do so. This scene was fucking amazing and certainly deserved to be the first scene over top of the previous one if it's up to me; Heather Vahn is a solid performer who is way too often overlooked. Guys, keep your eyes peeled for this girl, she's fucking good.



*Scene 3:

Kaylani Lei/Winston Burbank/Jonni Darkko

Another solid tease introduces Kaylani Lei into the film, looking absolutely stunning as she lies shirtless on a couch with stockings, high heels, and a garter being her chosen outfit of the day. Kaylani introduces herself to the viewers through some dirty talk, asking the home viewers if they're ready to shove their cocks into her mouth, to which I reply with a resounding , "OK!!" There's some great close-up perv-shots of Kaylani's face throughout these early parts, before she welcomes Mr Burbank's dick onto set with a sensually driven, ball-cradling blow-j. A mostly strong throat-throttling from Kaylani here, with lengthy moments that tend to be forgotten because of this girl's insanely great looks. Darkko steps in at midway point as expected, with things getting a bit messier as some food play is thrown into the mix toward the latter stages of the scene, where Kaylani gets her face fucked with a mouthful of whipped cream. The finale is as strong as the others have showcased thus far, consisting of Kaylani's face getting hailed upon by an abundance of jizz, followed by a slow motion shot of the jizz throwing before the screen fades into the final scene. I was fully into this scene at parts, but it did get lengthy at times; I don't think it was a bad scene, I just think viewers are very likely to skip around as it moves forward rather than watch it all the way through. 



*Scene 4:

Carter Cruise/Winston Burbank/Jonni Darkko

Carter Cruise is the focal point of the final scene in Darkko's second installment of the Cum Crossfire series, kicking it off with a decent tease before unsheathing Winston Burbank's gut wrench and beginning the blowie to get things underway. The blowjob is performed a lot like the previous scene, formatted in a POV shot to begin as Carter keeps it light-hearted and "teasy" throughout the early parts. Things again get unavoidably long upon the scene's progression, made up of a carbon copy of most of the other scenes while mixing in a few titfucks to give the scene a slight amount of contrast, albeit very little. Darkko again does the deed after Winston's finished up, and the two celebrate the final moments of the scene by blasting the beautiful Carter with a double dose of sack sauce, before she plays with her food a bit and the screen fades into a slo-mo shot soon after to close. I found a lot of the same problems with this scene that I did in the others, but there's definitely a solid amount of stroke fodder sprinkled throughout.




Jonni Darkko's Cum Crossfire 2 from Evil Angel Video showcases a lot of what Jonni does best, with a solid high quality viewing of some massive simultaneous cum ropes splattering over beautiful faces in the most dramatic of fashions. I loved the added slo-mo shots, as well as all of the scenes; every one of them had something within their context that got the best of me, as Darkko's movies so often do. The negatives in this one were a little more unavoidable than they've been in my past reviews for Jonni, with extensive moments where action and energy tend to take a dive being a problem for me at some point in nearly every scene. I think that things are great to a certain point, but the excess causes more of a hindrance than a help. A sloppy blowjob is great, but when you can start to tell that the girl is getting bored with it, or it's just translating poorly to the viewer, it's a done deal. I'm no filmmaker but I can't help but question some of these longer moments that could perhaps combine into another scene, it just doesn't make sense to me. The crossfire spots are definitely the precipice of the film, but I'd also argue that the watcher could get a much more epic viewing of it if it were not filmed in a POV or fixed camera angle. That might seem like it's a picky thing to say, but the movie is literally based around these moments and I tend to think that every possibility should be explored thoroughly to make these moments the best that they can possibly be. Regardless, I loved the movie, Darkko and his sidekick most definitely brought their A game, and the girls were solid. Heather Vahn absolutely killed it in what I thought was above and beyond the best segment of the film. Extras are relatively non-existent but I do believe that oral fetishists such as myself will thoroughly enjoy this one, while noting that I didn't think it was perfect. If you enjoy watching hot faces get drenched in dick sauce, then you're going to like it, you can take that to the bank.  Recommended.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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